I'm a Singer, and I've Embarrassed Myself Again

Blurb

Jiang Xile spent her whole life writing songs. At long last, she became a top-tier star, but she died before she could win a major music award.

She wakes up ten years in the past, back to being an artist with no money, no connections, and no audience appeal, branded as a "disgraced celebrity."

[LOL, Jiang the diva actually has the nerve to show her face. Is she here to show us how to act like a diva? Why not just go home and get married?]

[Jiang Xile is singing for a movie? Then the movie's unwatchable. The producers must be blind to have chosen her.]

[Boycott disgraced celebrities! Boycott Jiang Xile!]

Jiang Xile rolls up her sleeves. "Send me 50 yuan and I'll show you how I make a comeback."

But then a romance System finds Jiang Xile and forces her to pair up with someone, build up their CP sweetness, or die on the spot.

Through a twist of fate, Jiang Xile gets paired with the popular male star Duan Qiyin.

Jiang Xile, the socially anxious, lifelong single: I'm scared.

System: Don't worry, we'll give you a "super cool" personality setting. I'm a professional!

Half-reluctantly, Jiang Xile agrees, and from then on, she sets off on an irreversible path to social death.

Duan Qiyin works out, and she drools. "You look so good working out, bro. I want your body! *lick lick lick*~"

Duan Qiyin resists, so she grabs him by the waist and pins him against the wall. "Darling, you wouldn't want what happened today to get out, would you?"

Jiang Xile: I'm dead inside...

Every day, Jiang Xile teeters on the brink of quitting show business because of her social blunders. She expects to get flamed again, but instead, the internet is unanimous in showering her with praise.

[Oh my god, Xile is a genius. Her songs are so good, every musician's dream.]

[Question: What are Jiang Xile and Duan Qiyin doing? 1) Rehearsing lines 2) Performing a comedic folk dance 3) Acting like a couple]

[3! 3! 3!!!]

Their antics are so outrageous that netizens nickname them the "Best Social Death CP." Jiang Xile becomes a huge hit, and resources pour in. Investors and producers from every direction come begging to work with her.

Well, that was sudden.

Extra scene:

Duan Qiyin initially thought Jiang Xile was a crazed admirer. Later, he realized she'd only approached him to cosplay!

Feeling like she'd played with his feelings, Duan Qiyin turned dark and vowed to stay as far away from that crazy woman as possible.

Assistant: "Boss, that crazy woman bought another hundred thousand copies of your magazine!"

Looking at her purchase history, Duan Qiyin's lips curled into a smile. "Don't call her a crazy woman."

Assistant: ?

Duan Qiyin: "She's obviously my beloved wife."

Assistant: ??

Jiang Xile, who uses someone's magazines to prop up her table legs: ?

Reader's Guide:

1. Ajiao is terrible at writing blurbs. The plot is 70%, romance is 30%. This is a heroine's career-focused power fantasy, where she levels up and takes on challenges. I hope it makes for decent bathroom reading!

2. Both leads are each other's first, one-on-one romance. Their CP name is "Second Spring Moon" (Yin and Le).

3. The characters aren't based on real people. If anything seems familiar, it's just a coincidence~

3. The leads aren't perfect and will grow.

4. I have over 200,000 words saved up (updates after revisions at 9 p.m.). I'm a rich woman with a stockpile of chapters (hands on hips).

Theme: Because of you, I found the courage to love myself