[Written in middle school, so the writing isn't great. Read at your own risk.]
Qiao Xun might be the most useless school bully in the world.
Other bullies: I can take down three people with one punch!
Qiao Xun: I can eat... three soup dumplings in one bite?
Other bullies: I'm the strongest player in the game!
Qiao Xun: Play games with me!
Classmates: What a noob. Even a Snickers bar can't save you!
Other bullies: A school bully can do everything except study, from music to dancing!
Qiao Xun: Let's hit the karaoke bar!
Classmates: Earplugs, nine yuan ninety a pair! No loss, no getting ripped off!
So what is this school bully good at?
Qiao Xun: I'm really good at dating...
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