My new novel, How Rough Can a Handsome Bodhisattva Be?, is a steamy little-town romance, updating now~
The night Lin Yang got dumped, he found a homeless man downstairs who claimed he'd transmigrated and was on the verge of starving to death. He never imagined that this guy, who looked like an edgy idiot and couldn't do anything but eat and wreck things, would one day drag him onto the trending charts every few days.
Lin Yang: “I taught you how to live, how to know and obey the law, and how to survive in this society so you could live independently one day! Not so you'd make money and come back to seduce me!”
But the little stray dog he'd taken in wouldn't listen. Even after starting work, he kept blabbing about finding his wife on set every day. And even after becoming famous, he stayed just as devoted, never going half a sentence without mentioning his wife. Everyone in and out of the industry knew he had an intimate partner outside the business.
Lin Yang publicly denied it: “There is no ambiguity or romantic relationship between Teacher Xie and me. I'm simply his guardian, so please be aware.”
Xie Huaizhi posted a question to the entire internet from his verified account: “Are spouses in an ambiguous relationship, or are they dating?”
Fans quickly explained: “Spouses are spouses! It's neither ambiguity nor dating!”
Xie Huaizhi was resolute: “Then I'll be his spouse.”
Fans across the internet waved their banners for Xie Huaizhi's quest to win his wife back: “Zhizhi is chasing his wife again today! Keep it up!”
After helping Xie Huaizhi establish himself in show business, Lin Yang decided to leave the hustle and bustle behind and open a veterinary clinic.
Teacher Xie, once a beggar and now a self-made millionaire, had already starred in two dramas, become a hot favorite on the Spring Festival Gala, and made a fortune. He brought along a whole group of his industry buddies to show their support.
Xie Huaizhi: “I'll invest. You can run the clinic, and I'll be the boss's wife. We'll take in every stray animal within a hundred miles, no questions asked. Full payment upfront, fair prices, no tricks. If I'm lying, I'm a puppy.”
Lin Yang: “...You already are.”
Xie Huaizhi raised his hand. “If I lie, you can have me neutered. (Sneaks a glance up.) If you can bring yourself to do it...”
Lin Yang: “...” He burst out laughing.
The hardest wives to win over usually need nothing more than the most sincere way of declaring your love:
[Even if I disappear again one day, I'll find my own way to let you know, a thousand years from now, that my appearance in your life was not just a dream.]
Gentle and easygoing veterinarian uke, with a sharp inner monologue and a soft heart, X seemingly old-fashioned but actually straightforward, devoted seme who can't say anything indirectly
Please note before reading:
1. One-on-one, ancient-to-modern transmigration, not a power fantasy.
2. The seme is blunt and odd, extremely blunt and extremely odd.
3. The uke has to teach the seme how to behave first. Slow burn. The seme has no regrets about his past life and is starting over. Mostly everyday life, with a focus on personal growth.
Preview of the next story
Blurb:
Sheng Yi came from a poor family and debuted in a boy band. His opportunities were terrible, and his groupmates constantly picked on him. He never expected someone as outstanding as Chen Leyu to fall for him.
He took their relationship seriously, only to be publicly humiliated by Chen Leyu and his first love on his birthday. That's when he learned he was just an inconsiderate substitute.
His birthday party turned into a battlefield, and Sheng Yi became the only clown in the room. Dead drunk, he decided he would close his heart to love and focus on his career. From then on, he'd take anyone who came along.
Then he resolutely threw up all over the movie star Chen Wansheng, who was still there.
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The next morning, Sheng Yi opened his eyes and saw his ex's older brother lying beside him, looking perfectly content: ...
Hello, movie star. Goodbye, movie star.
Chen Wansheng: “Do you want someone to support you, or do you want to live off me? Pick one. I think I can do either.”
Sheng Yi scrambled backward: “...Can I just have a whole, intact self?”
Chen Wansheng: “I only have money. I don't have superpowers.”
Sheng Yi looked like he was about to cry. “Can I not choose?”
Chen Wansheng: “What do you think?”
Sheng Yi, frightened: “...Then I'll choose someone to support me. Thank you.”
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From then on, movie fans often heard their idol mention the name of some minor celebrity. Before they could accuse him of chasing clout and climbing the ladder through his connections, the official announcement came that the two would appear on a dating show together.
Fans who had never seen their idol on a variety show excitedly bit their handkerchiefs: We're shipping Yi-Sheng for life!
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When Chen Leyu's fans dragged Sheng Yi onto the trending charts, Chen Wansheng's fans came out in force to defend him.
When Chen Leyu publicly made snide remarks about Sheng Yi, Chen Wansheng retorted and set him straight in front of everyone. A video of the brothers getting along quickly spread across the internet.
When paparazzi photographed Sheng Yi entering a hotel with his ex and not coming out all night, Chen Wansheng posted a photo of Sheng Yi still asleep in bed at ten the next morning: I was there. Everyone can relax.
Fans: What are we supposed to relax about?! You're the one we're worried about! Yiyi has dark circles under his eyes. You're a prestigious movie star, stop picking on the kid all the time!
Beautiful, kindhearted uke with many skills, a strong career drive, and occasional cuteness, still growing into his full potential, vs. lovesick, reserved old-dog seme, a movie star who rules the family (mostly when it comes to his younger brother)
Reading guide:
1. One-on-one, happy ending, seme is devoted to uke and destined to be a loyal puppy and a doting husband.
2. No real-life inspirations whatsoever. Entirely made up, with lots of wild showbiz plotlines.
3. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. They have to get married for the story to reach its conclusion.
Theme: Care for pets and heal lives.
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I Cried. I Wasn't Pretending
Back to Work After Getting Laid Off by the Nightmare Factory
Darling, This Baby Isn't Yours Either
[ABO] Is Seeking Treatment Not Recommended for Socially Anxious People Here?
When a Love-Struck Fool Gets Bound to a Scumbag Cashback System [Tycoon]
[Reborn] Husband, Say Something!
Going on a Dating Show Under Contract with My Ex's Brother
Kid, You Planning to Stay at My Place Forever?
A Sickly Beauty 1, the Straight Man’s Natural Enemy
I feel disgusted by the crew,,,, isn't this offending, they don't dare to touch the director, but they are just ordinary people when it comes to attacking and receiving. . . .
Ah, in fact, I still dislike Cao Yujing more than Xiaoxia (..., Xiaoxia at least uses some careful thinking to fight for the interests of herself and the team, but Cao Yujing has no idea what she is doing. Being a matchmaker should not be done by those who are not clear-minded. In the first few chapters, he tried to match up Lin Yang and his cousin even though he knew it was his cousin's problem. A person's problem cannot be solved by calling and scolding him, so why do we need the police and psychiatrists?
It looked a little irritating. Lin Tao and Hu tried not to make it clear, but they tried to get entangled with their "cousin" while trying. Sure enough, it is really best not to have an office romance every day. They also meet a lot of annoying people in the book. One of the female assistant colleagues at the front desk pulls people in all day long (although they are only enthusiastic and the other party does not refuse). . It's really not suitable for people who like to read smooth sweet stories.
Is this Xiaoxia really disgusting?
That's it. I really can't stand it anymore. Why are all the supporting characters so disgusting?
I think it's a bit unethical for Dr. Hu to do this when two people get to know each other and want to confirm their relationship. Your wanting to pursue Dr. Lin is what you thought about from the beginning. You haven't made a decision. Why would you want to provoke someone who takes it seriously?
Oh my god, this life is completely messed up.
Hhhhhhh I'm really happy to see Teacher Xie angry.
Hahahahahahahahahaha thank you teacher, come on, I feel like I'm going to die again
The articles written by the author's wife are very interesting. I read them every time they are updated, but I don't really like to leave comments (to be honest, sometimes the quarrels in the comment area are really chaotic)