Fighting Fake Novel Blurbs Starts with Me [Quick Transmigration]

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The Fogside Containment Center, also known as Every Day I Get a "Passionate Confession" at the Containment Center

Su Yiran, who possesses a special ability, was invited to work at Fogside Containment Center, the most notorious containment facility in Fog City.

According to rumors, everyone at the center was a vicious brute, and no one who went in had ever made it out unscathed.

On his first day, Su Yiran prepared himself for insults and a beating from the people inside. Instead, the moment he walked through the door, everyone greeted him with overwhelming enthusiasm!

In his surprise, Su Yiran accidentally touched someone's head. To his astonishment, the person not only didn't get angry, but actually leaned forward and offered it to him.

"Give me a few more pats, won't you?~"

Just as Su Yiran began to think he was safe, all sorts of strange people at the containment center came looking for him. Only then did he realize there was more to the place than met the eye.

"Want a sample of my blood? Then stick your neck out and let me take a bite first."

"It's been ages since I've seen someone as pretty as you. Can I have your face?"

"I like your warmth. Come here, get on my tail."

"You smell so good. Maybe you can cure my insomnia... Don't worry, my coffin is much more comfortable than a bed~"

One of them even grabbed Su Yiran by the wrist and pinned him against the wall. A tail coiled around his waist, and his eyes glowed crimson.

"I'm going to eat you."

Su Yiran stared at him coldly. After a moment, he spat out a single icy word.

"Get lost."

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Cool, rational beauty who plans everything meticulously, seme x wild, arrogant, combat-obsessed lunatic uke

Su Yiran x Chu Yi

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An alternate universe, with two powerful leads

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Our motto: Taming vicious dogs is just part of the daily routine. Making the containment center bigger and stronger is the real goal!

Synopsis:

Lu Yu is a devoted fan of pure-love novels. He's read countless books, but still can't escape being tricked by their blurbs.

Lu Yu: I'm sick of these deceptive blurbs!

Then the Blurb Fraud Prevention System came looking for him. He became a blurb fraud prevention warrior and set off on a journey to fight deception with the System.

World One: [Completed]

This is a CEO romance advertised as a mutually doting romance between two powerful men. According to the blurb, the CEO seme falls in love at first sight with an ordinary uke. With the seme's support, the uke works hard and the two eventually rise to the top together.

But where is the uke's effort in the actual story? Oh, turns out he's working hard to live off the seme without even realizing it!

Lu Yu rolled up his sleeves and became the CEO seme, whipping the ordinary uke into learning to stand on his own two feet.

Lu Yu: Now we can finally dote on each other properly... Then why is he looking at me more and more dangerously?

World Two: [Completed]

This is a sci-fi ABO novel advertised as an O seme and an A uke. The blurb describes the seme as a frail beauty and the uke as a fierce wolfdog. They help each other and become a model couple in the interstellar world.

But in the actual story, why does the seme have to drag his frail body around to rescue the wolfdog uke every time, and why is he so dominant in bed? Meanwhile, the uke is always waiting to be rescued and crying out in pain.

Lu Yu waved a hand and became an O seme. "You want me to rescue him? Hah. If he can't get out, I'll just break up with him."

Later, the A uke became an interstellar marshal.

World Three: [Completed]

This is a melodramatic novel advertised as a story where the uke chases the seme after losing him. According to the blurb, the spoiled uke recklessly causes trouble in the early part of the story while the devoted seme pursues him relentlessly. In the middle, the seme gives up, and the uke comes to his senses and starts chasing after him. In the end, they get back together.

But in the actual story, why is the seme so brutally abused in the first half, both physically and mentally, while in the middle and late parts, the uke only has to apologize and shed a few tears before the seme forgives him? So the seme gets nine-tenths of the abuse, and the uke only one-tenth?

Lu Yu stretched out his long legs and became the devoted seme. "You want me back, but you're not trying hard enough? Then goodbye~"

Then Lu Yu was pampered like a little prince by someone who had admired him for ages.

World Four: [Completed]

This is a campus novel advertised as a story about being biased for love. According to the blurb, a cool, aloof top student uke falls for the sunny top student seme who once saved him. From then on, the uke is cold to everyone else but openly affectionate toward the seme.

But in the actual story, why does the uke attract admirers left and right without ever resisting, yet act indifferent to the seme? Oh, so being cold only to the seme counts as being biased too.

Lu Yu swept his bangs aside and became the top student seme. "You're biased, huh? Sunny puppies are always loved by someone!"

Later, the sunny puppy was carried off by the cool, aloof tough guy.

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More blurb-fraud stories to unlock: a universally adored star who can't charm the uke, a native White Moonlight male insect who is despised by every insect...

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Protagonist profile: Lu Yu himself is a cheerful, energetic handsome guy, but in each novel's world, he plays the character according to the setting.

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The protagonist enters the novel in his own body

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Seme-focused, one-on-one romance

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The insect world is fictional and has no connection to reality. Please don't draw parallels to real life.

[Note added on 2023.07.05]

Theme: A little more honesty, a little less deception