Li Zhen was traveling when a fortune-teller offered to interpret a character for him for free. Unsure what to write, Li Zhen wrote his own name.
The fortune-teller turned pale. “Young man, your name is really something. Look at this character for 'straight': it grew legs and ran away, then hid on the left, bent into a twisted-up gay guy.”
Li Zhen turned pale too and hurriedly hid behind Zhao Yiling.
You are an elixir of immortality. Those who seek the elixir never swallowed you.
Bottom: A hapless wish-granting machine. He rescued cats as a child, then grew up with dogs clinging to him. A villain's designated audience member, forced to heal his emotional wounds. As an adult, he's a very charming, gentle, cool older guy with a saintly streak.
Top: An unconventional love-struck snake-like lunatic. His stunning looks saved him from many beatings. He has terrible luck with life's random draws, but when he finally pulled his only SSR, he wouldn't let go. He's been chasing his wife for several lifetimes. A brave doggo.
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Theme: Rot away in immortality, live for one moment in a fleeting life.
Isn't Cp a senior brother? He's so cute.