After Becoming the Gojo Family’s Guardian Deity

[The full story is complete] Check out the completed story in my author profile, "A Few Things About Dating a Zenin" [Click to read the story of a dragon and a kitten. You're welcome to join us! Writing isn't easy, so please support the official release! Content warnings are at the very bottom. Read them carefully before deciding whether to jump in.] [Blurb] When he sensed that this generation's Six Eyes had died an accidental "death," Xun Sheng, the guardian deity of the Gojo family, hurriedly crawled out of his tomb, rubbing his hands in anticipation of beating every sorcerer coveting the Gojo family into their graves, just as he had four hundred years ago. Who knew that shortly after emerging, before he'd had the chance to pick up even a few pretty gems, he'd learn that the "Six Eyes" had come back to life in perfect health and was now more energetic than ever? Xun Sheng: "..." Well, um... Maybe he should go back? Realizing that someone in this world could actually hurt their all-powerful Lord Satoru, the Gojo clan members hurriedly took their guardian deity's hand, tears in their eyes as they begged Xun Sheng to stay and protect their family's "weak, pitiful, helpless" divine child, Gojo Satoru. With nothing else to do, Xun Sheng said, "...Sure." He might as well, since he had nothing better to do. Then he could take care of the troublesome "kitten" while he was at it! Not long afterward... The Gojo clan head looked at his grown son acting all lovey-dovey with their guardian deity and fell silent, an ear-splitting scream going off in his heart. What is wrong with you, Satoru?! I asked the guardian deity to protect you, and you went and got him into bed. [Reader's Guide] 1. Primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, with crossovers from other manga. The Jujutsu Kaisen timeline begins after the Star Plasma Vessel incident. The crossover worlds have messy timelines, which will be adjusted as needed for the plot. 2. The pairing is set: 5t5 (the seme and uke are not blood-related). 3. Seme-focused, Gojo is the uke. If that's not your thing, run! 4. Lots of headcanon, with an OOC warning!!! 5. Characters will be brought back from the dead. The overall tone is warm, so don't worry about lifespan issues. This is a world where magic, cursed techniques, and gods coexist!!! 6. I'm a beginner writer, so please bear with me. Kind corrections and suggestions are welcome. Everyone has different triggers, so if you come across anything you don't like while reading, please click away immediately. Don't waste time reading further!!! 7. I'm really bad at writing romance, so there will definitely be some rough spots. I'm working to improve... 8. The anti-theft ratio is 80%. Please be reasonable in the comments. If anything makes you uncomfortable while reading, click the top-left corner and leave immediately. Don't hesitate, don't linger, and don't feel the need to tell me!!! Blurb written on June 19, 2023. Theme: The road to truth must first cross lies and dreams.