I Hear You Cultivate the Heartless Dao

There is an immortal venerable on the mountain, and a scholar below. The aloof immortal venerable cultivates the heartless path, while the fair-skinned scholar reads books and grows rice.

They say the immortal venerable has lived for billions of years and never once come down the mountain. Surely he must be pure-hearted and free of worldly desires, with the bearing of an immortal. Who could have guessed this immortal’s heart is as blank as a sheet of paper, he knows nothing about the world, and he’s always craving the malt candy in the scholar’s pot?!

...Wait a moment. How did this guy’s heartless path get broken?

“Seriously, could my heartless path have broken because I ate candy?”

“Shut up.” Sheng Licuo scolded him, then asked in a quieter voice, “Um... will your mountain have anyone to carry on your sect?”

The elder sisters next door offered their heartfelt congratulations, and seemed to have casually carried off a few people, too.

[Highlight! I’m too lazy to write grand philosophies. This story is all about the gentle warmth of everyday life!]

An innocent, silly, childish fool x a beautiful white-jade gentleman who sees through everything but says nothing

Things to know before reading:

1. The immortal has no ambition for great accomplishments. Once his heartless path is broken, it’s broken. It can’t be pieced back together. Actually, in this story, it’s better that it broke... (Foreshadowing +1)

2. Slice of life: farming, buying and selling, raising kids, eating, chatting, and falling in love.

3. The author is a parrot: no brains, no backlog, no outline, and started writing with nothing prepared. [Please don’t give up on me, my dears!] This silly parrot’s first story will make her anxious if nobody reads it! [So get chatting in the comments, my dears!]

4. This world has tons of plot points, but this book only mentions a tiny bit. (Well-behaved face)

5. Wives, please check out my upcoming stories, too. See you in the story! (Makes a dazzling entrance) (Turns around dramatically) (Parrot spreads its wings!)

Theme: Following your true heart is the Way.