After Song Ci died, he transmigrated two thousand years into the future and became a useless nobody in the Xuanmen.
Two thousand years later, the occult arts had fallen into decline, while the Xuanmen was flourishing.
Though the useless nobody was the legitimate young master of his family, his father didn't care for him and his mother didn't love him. Apart from his good looks, he was good for nothing.
Song Ci: What! I worked my tail off for years, only to end up right back where I started.
But what made him happiest was that his nemesis, the Immortal Venerable Song Linhe, hadn't become a god either.
Historical records said that Song Linhe passed away not long after Song Ci died.
Who could have guessed that Song Ci would wake up one morning to find himself lying in bed with his nemesis, both of them completely naked!!!
Song Ci's vision went black, then black again, and he completely lost it.
Could someone tell him why he was in bed with his nemesis?
Later, Song Ci discovered that he seemed to have no magic powers.
No matter who someone was, he excitedly turned them into a puppet. Seeing that face obey his every command and bow down to him was simply the best feeling in the world.
At first, nobody thought much of Song Ci. They called him timid and weak.
Later, strange incidents began happening one after another in Jiang Wucheng, and Song Ci became unusually enthusiastic. Whenever he went on a mission, he was always the first to complete it. Nobody knew how he did it.
A-rank monsters ran for their lives, crying for help.
B-rank monsters were beaten into a pulp.
C-rank monsters trembled at the mere mention of his name.
Before long, his stunning looks made him a hot new star outside the occult world.
Song Ci often felt that his life was a little too comfortable, especially since his puppet was so obedient.
It never disobeyed his orders and could really fight, though it was a little unruly in bed.
Song Ci stroked its head and asked,
"Good boy. What reward do you want?"
The other man's eyes lit up as he looked at Song Ci, then he smacked a kiss onto his lips.
Not long afterward, Song Ci realized something was wrong. Then, with a snap, he died in the middle of a great battle.
Nobody knew that he had taken on a new identity, found a new puppet, and reopened his sect.
On the very first day the doors opened, Song Ci spotted him in the crowd.
The other man stared right at Song Ci's mouth, his gaze cold.
"I'm curious. Do you reward them like that too?"
Song Ci recognized that voice at once.
At that moment, Song Ci felt as if a bolt of lightning had struck him right on the head.
All that obedience had been an act. His puppet was none other than his nemesis, Song Linhe.
Coming Soon 1: Chirp, I'll Raise You
Jiang Yuting was an ordinary overworked office worker stuck in the 996 grind. After his parents passed away, all he inherited was a rundown house and the parrot his father had raised. It couldn't talk, and it was so ugly it was almost comical.
After being fired, Jiang Yuting tried his hand at livestreaming. He was pretty good-looking, but he had no particular talents, so his livestreams barely attracted any viewers. Then one day, he decided to livestream himself teaching his parrot to talk.
Jiang Yuting: "Say, 'Dad.' Call me Dad. Dad."
The parrot looked up at him. A few seconds later, it spoke.
"Yes, what a good boy. Say it again."
Jiang Yuting: "???"
More and more people started watching his livestreams, and Jiang Yuting's hard work finally paid off. He became popular.
Until one day, he came across a trending topic and discovered that his parrot had been livestreaming on its own, and was roasting people left and right.
~I'm ugly? Take a good look in the mirror at those three hairs on your head.~
~Oh, look, my son came to visit his dad.~
Staring at a livestream with over a hundred thousand viewers, Jiang Yuting was stunned.
Before long, he became famous far beyond his usual circles. Of course, it was the parrot that had become famous. Every major social media outlet was scrambling to report on it, and offers came pouring in for TV and movie appearances. Its value soon rivaled that of a top star.
Jiang Yuting had never dreamed that he could live a carefree life thanks to a parrot.
So comfortable! This was the life!
But Jiang Yuting discovered that his parrot was a little different from the rest. It was practically like a person, and extremely picky.
Jiang Yuting put up with it. A benefactor was a benefactor, after all. He was living off the parrot himself.
Then one day, his parrot disappeared. When he saw it again, it was perched on the shoulder of a superstar.
Jiang Yuting couldn't take it anymore. He rushed over and knocked on the superstar's door in the middle of the night.
Pei Yizhou was the hottest male star around, with stunning looks, a fiery temper, and a grudge against anyone who crossed him.
After waking up from a car accident, Pei Yizhou discovered that he had turned into a parrot. Taking one look at the shabby house and worn-out furniture, he nearly passed out on the spot.
Even worse, there was a man who not only fed him bugs and locked him in a cage, but also chattered in his ear all day, forcing him to talk. How could a pampered young master who needed three people to wait on him at mealtimes put up with this?
He couldn't die, so he had no choice but to rely on himself. He swore that once he got back, he wouldn't let that man off the hook.
Later, he decided he needed to find a different way to punish him.
For example... pinning him down on the bed first.
Coming Soon 2
Raised by My Ex After Turning into a Succubus
In the third year after the supernatural resurgence, Gu Rong was corrupted by demonic energy and turned into a succubus.
He did his best to hide his identity among the crowds, but succubi didn't need human food. They needed human bodily fluids.
Just as he was starving to death on the street, he ran into his ex-boyfriend. Gu Rong couldn't hold back any longer and planted a kiss on him.
Right there on the street, everyone saw a filthy beggar kiss their adjudicator.
After Gu Rong had satisfied his hunger, he looked at him awkwardly. Then he decided to go all in, gazing at him with tearful eyes.
"Shi Min, the truth is, I've never forgotten you. I was forced to break up with you back then. Can you still love me?"
Later, Gu Rong got his wish and moved into his ex-boyfriend's home.
But his ex was busy, and Gu Rong had no idea what he did all day. He only knew that he came home very late, but whenever he did, he made sure Gu Rong was well fed.
Gu Rong was happy every day, carefully hiding his identity while staying by his side.
Until one day, he accidentally discovered that Gu Rong's real identity was that of the chief adjudicator.
The man had killed countless demons, so what chance did a tiny succubus like him have?
"I'm done for. I might be killed."
At first, everyone knew that their adjudicator hated demons more than anyone.
"Demons are to be killed on sight."
Later, they discovered that he was keeping a succubus in his own home, and even "cooking" for him after finishing his missions every day.
It was unbelievable.
Coming Soon 3: After Cross-Dressing for a Blind Date, I Matched with My Archrival
Everyone knew that in their circle, there were two people universally recognized as archrivals. They'd known each other since kindergarten, and had been at each other's throats ever since. Neither could stand the other.
Fu Zhuoming thought Jian Nanxing was such a drama queen.
Jian Nanxing thought he was a phony.
It only ended when Fu Zhuoming went abroad.
At first, Jian Nanxing refused when his older sister asked him to go on a blind date in her place. But then she offered to buy him a Ferrari.
Jian Nanxing immediately put on women's clothes and happily went off to the blind date.
Who could have guessed that as soon as he sat down, his archrival Fu Zhuoming would walk over?
Jian Nanxing had planned to just go through the motions, but he changed his mind at once. There was no reason he couldn't go through with this date.
He'd make Fu Zhuoming fall for him, then dump him hard and see how smug he could be after that.
Jian Nanxing sent him pretty photos of himself now and then, flirted with him, and used every trick in the book. At last, he made Fu Zhuoming fall in love with him. Just when he thought the timing was right and planned to break up with him, he woke up after a night of drinking to find Fu Zhuoming lying beside him. The marks all over his body said it all.
What the hell? He hadn't planned on losing his virginity! Now he'd lost both his virtue and his money. Jian Nanxing tossed him a stack of cash and vanished without a trace.
A few days later, a text suddenly appeared on his phone, along with a photo of him in the hotel.
"Jian Nanxing, that little red mole on your chest is so cute."
To keep his compromising photos from being released, Jian Nanxing was forced to become Fu Zhuoming's boyfriend. Who could have guessed that before long, he'd end up becoming his wife?
They really got married at the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Jian Nanxing stared at the marriage certificate in his hand, completely bewildered.
"Is this... right?"
Theme: Keep a kind heart, and the world will treat you kindly too.
The same person? Slice war hahahaha
If the lie detector is placed on the chest, I am wearing thin clothes. Do I need to take off my clothes? So deliberate
"It's just that she was curious. Song Ci looked quite thin. She didn't expect to be so eatable. Oh, he seems to have become a lot more rounded recently. When he first came here, he was thin and small. He lowered his head when talking and seemed to have no energy. Unlike now, his whole body is full of a kind of vitality that I don't know how to describe." Catch a bug for the author~ She [question mark]
"Grab her by the waist" is a big bug for the author~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
"Have you eaten" is a big bug for the author~ you haven't eaten
"It fell to the height of a person here" is a big bug for the author~ Drop-->fish
"Song Ci glanced at him and said, "This is a big bug for the author~" Song Ci-->Ji Boyen