My Nonhuman Boyfriend Is a Hopeless Romantic

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Story One: The Years I Was Doted on by My Pets in an Infinite-Flow Game (Complete)

(Laid-back, clever, and horny heroine x cat-eared hero who’s sunny on the outside and seductive underneath)

Zhu Shu is a very lazy, idle fish of a person. Even after entering the legendary infinite-horror game, she’s still the same.

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Until she saw the black cat that came with her witch identity in the game, carrying a piece of white bone in its mouth and placing it primly in front of her.

“Meow~” Woman, do you like what you see?

Zhu Shu: Dumbfounded. Don’t come any closer! Ahhhhh! (She starts running, trips after three steps, and decides to lie down instead.)

Later, the cat-eared youth leaned in close, their breaths mingling. He murmured, “Master...”

Story Two: Fake-stalker heroine who goes “Waaah, waaah” but punches every evil spirit in sight x gentlemanly on the surface, truly evil spirit underneath, male lead who practices posing so the heroine can take better candid photos of him

As a heroine with an A-B-B-style name, Lu Manman excels at all the skills a sweet and delicate heroine should have. For example, going “Waaah, waaah,” tripping on flat ground, and beating the daylights out of the sleazy men attracted to her fragile appearance!

After entering the horror game, she wiped away a tear and went to learn boxing.

This time, she entered the game again, and the scenario’s mission was: [Maintain the original character’s stalker persona. Don’t go out of character!]

She looked at the gentlemanly man, quietly shed a tear, and followed him around taking secret photos.

Why did it feel like their eyes met every time she took a picture? Was she imagining it? Lu Manman trembled with fear.

Suddenly, a girl stepped forward and accused her of being a pervert right in front of the man.

Lu Manman cried. Her mission had failed, and she was going to die.

Then she heard the man’s usual gentle voice. “I think you’ve misunderstood. Manman is my girlfriend.”

Lu Manman was stunned. His girlfriend? So it hadn’t been her imagination when she felt their eyes meet every time she took a photo?

Story Three: Money-loving corporate wage slave heroine unmoved by the male lead’s looks x Tomie-like heartthrob male lead who takes the initiative to pursue love and gets catfished by his online crush

Liang Shi works in the game scenarios, risking her life every day for no reason other than money.

If she has money, what doesn’t she have? Men are eighteen every year! And the legendary beauty of the urban legends? That’s just an untouchable illusion, a trap that keeps her from making money.

Later, to make money, she set up an account online and added a friend who was an urban legend.

At first, Liang Shi: We’re just chatting.

Later, the urban legend: You’re not thinking of breaking up with me, are you?

Much later, as Liang Shi went shopping with her boyfriend, wearing the dead-eyed expression of a corporate wage slave, the strangers on the street stared silently at the two of them for a long time.

They said, “There’s something else going on with that woman.”

(PS: This joke comes from Yang Li. The heroine isn’t the prettiest, and there’s a huge gulf between her and the male lead’s magically captivating beauty. Everyone is out of his league.)

Completed feel-good story with a female lead: My Magic Cultivation School in the Stars

Coming soon: Opening a Doomsday Survival School

Xi Qing never expected that playing a game would somehow turn her into a savior.

Zombie World:

Xi Qing was smug. Two five-star pulls in a ten-pull! One five-star student and one five-star teacher. She was the luckiest person alive!

A certain student and a certain teacher stared at each other. Unless they were mistaken, they had the same face.

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Student: I’m going to look this haggard when I grow up?

Teacher: Back to the past. Little me was so adorable!

Xi Qing: Why are these pixel people, one big and one small, staring at each other?

The teacher put on a serious expression. Before she could finish marveling at how adorable her younger self used to be, it was time for the advanced zombie theory instructor to take the stage.

“You can’t even pass basic zombie theory. You’re the worst class I’ve ever taught!”

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Back in the real world.

One morning, a student got up early to attend a professor’s lecture. Then she looked up and realized the professor onstage was her “classmate” from last night’s dream. Tears instantly welled up in her eyes. “What’s the difference between you showing up in front of me and a zombie showing up?”

First place in the Basic Zombie Theory exam gets a ten-square-meter portable space for farming and storage.

First place in the Evolution of Beasts and Plants exam gets a bondable, evolving plant.

First place in the Wilderness Survival Basics exam gets...

The students drooled with envy.

But in the eyes of every student, the mysterious principal Xi Qing thought: Why are all the rewards such junk?! Where are my five-star cards?

Main God World:

In the end, the Hope School founded by Xi Qing became a true beacon of hope to countless people struggling to survive the apocalypse.

Theme: Loving yourself is the most important thing!