Jiang Jizhou transmigrated into a book, but damn it, he'd only read three chapters.
When he arrived, he was sitting with the protagonist's group in a fast-food restaurant, stuck in a loop of dialogue with the NPC across from them. It went like this:
"This place is great. The food tastes good!"
"You're too kind. The weather's nice today."
In the story that followed, a thug would hit on a beautiful woman, get rejected, then fly into a rage and attack her, only for the protagonist to stop him.
But what actually happened was this: the protagonist rushed in to save her without thinking, enraging the thug. He pulled a watermelon knife half a meter long out of his briefcase and brought it down on Jiang Jizhou's neck.
Jiang Jizhou: ? A briefcase? A watermelon knife?
What???
He turned his head, and he was reborn. A dog came looking for him, speaking fluent Sichuan dialect and introducing itself as System 009.
Other people got Systems. His System was a poodle?
This was some next-level nonsense.
The dog told him that the thug was a member of an evil cult, randomly selecting people to use as sacrifices. But the original plot had gone off the rails, causing the protagonist to fail to rescue the hostages and preventing the story from progressing. As a result, the NPCs were stuck repeating the same events until the hostages were successfully rescued.
The explanation was over, and the protagonist's character suddenly went off the rails. For no reason, he started acting like a big shot. After getting kicked away, the thug brought his knife down, and Jiang Jizhou was killed again.
He was reborn once more and hinted that the protagonist should take action, but the protagonist insisted on talking him down. Kind words win people over, while harsh words hurt their hearts. After a long, earnest lecture, the thug suddenly saw the light and pulled out a bomb, blowing up the restaurant.
A bomb!?
Jiang Jizhou slammed the table and demanded of the poodle, "Where did the bomb come from!?"
The System dog's voice was as faint as a mosquito's: [It's a prop.]
"His props include a cleaver and a bomb, but all I've got is a cucumber!?"
Theme: Don't get caught up in romance. Look at the world as a whole
Hahaha, this task was completed reasonably and hilariously.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh, it's scary to watch at night
"Du" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ of
Curious about what the protagonist will do next