
I Turned My Luck Around by Selling Tea
我靠卖茶叶在锦鲤文翻身啦
by Ms. Crab (蟹女士)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 247k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
My new novel is out! Please add it to your reading list. I'm banging my head on the floor and begging: [The 1970s: Hearing the Villains' Inner Thoughts in a Farming Novel]
Qiao Mei transmigrated to 1976. The person she transmigrated as wasn't just anyone. It was her own mother.
The bad news: Every relative around her was a piece of work, and none of them treated her like a person.
The good news: She seemed to be able to hear what bad people were thinking.
But her most urgent task was to change her mother's miserable life and save herself before her mother's grandmother, who favored boys over girls, made her deaf.
Wait...
Huh? Her mother seemed to have transmigrated, too, into the body of the mother of this body.
In other words, her mother had become her mother's mother.
Slow down, slow down. Let's sit in a rocking car for a while, then think about Mom's life.
*
Qiao Mei's mother, Madam Qiao Manwen, lived like the pitiful real heiress in a story about a fake and real heiress in a period novel.
Her birth parents didn't love her, and her adoptive parents didn't care for her.
Her birth grandparents disliked her, and her adoptive grandparents looked down on her.
Her younger brother in the countryside bullied her, and her grandmother beat her.
Her biological older brother and fake younger sister in the city disliked her, and her birth parents and grandparents joined forces to drive her away.
Now, as she lay in bed, barely clinging to life, someone else had taken over her body.
Once Qiao Mei came to, she clenched her fists and swore, "You'll pay back a hundred times over for what you owe me..."
But before she could finish her curse, she got a knock on the head. Meeting her mother's eyes, Qiao Mei gave an awkward smile.
Madam Qiao, who had transmigrated into the body of the woman who raised her, looked at her former self, now her biological daughter, and tugged at her lips. "Speak properly. Don't go in for that emo stuff."
Madam Qiao was great at making money, and her rampage mode could blind every man, woman, and child in the village.
One day, Qiao Manwen scooped up a ladleful of manure and stormed into a human trafficker's home to force-feed it to him. Didn't he pretend they couldn't even afford wild greens? Then she would serve him an extra side dish and plenty of golden soup.
Her mother-in-law protected the trafficker, and her sisters-in-law refused to hand over the bride price from selling her daughter. Qiao Manwen didn't cry or make a fuss. She took her father-in-law's memorial tablet, crept into her mother-in-law's room night after night, and sat quietly by her bed, sharpening a knife.
The eldest branch of the family, once doted on, used to return home to a warm welcome from the Li family, who would tighten their belts to entertain them.
Now, when the eldest branch came back, they could only drink wild greens soup and chew cornmeal buns.
When her shrewish cousins tried to steal her little sister's hairpins, Old Madam Li could only weep as she watched her eldest grandson and granddaughter cry after being beaten. Why did you have to provoke your little sister?
The Li family would wake in the middle of the night, wondering if they had ever offended that mother and daughter.
One day after the divorce, the ex-husband who couldn't let go came to pick a fight after hearing that his ex-wife had changed their daughter's name. "I heard you took that money-losing girl to change her name. Our family asked a master, the blind old woman at the village entrance, to pick a good name, Li Wangdi. How dare you change it without asking us!"
Qiao Mei scoffed. Qiao Zhuangshi laughed. "Oh, I changed her name to Qiao Juedi."
Li Youliang was so flustered that he forgot all about his daughter changing her surname. He pointed at Qiao Zhuangshi, trembling. "You...you poisonous woman! Are you cursing Tianci to die?"
After learning her real name, her ex-husband came back in a panic to start trouble. "You named this brat Qiao Mei. What do you want her to be without? Without a younger brother or a father?"
Qiao Mei, who heard every word, was speechless. Her beloved mother had named her after a thorny rose, wishing her to be clever, strong, and beautiful. How could he twist it into that?
But...it didn't matter.
Qiao Mei put her hands on her hips. "If that's what you want to think, there's nothing I can do."
Bai Xiuning transmigrated into a book, from a vegetative state into a doomed, love-brained supporting character with the Grim Reaper on her heels.
Bai Xiuning: ...
She planned to sell tea and do her best to avoid bankruptcy.
Getting over her love-brain was the first step. Selling tea was just as important.
Then one day, a silly, sweet ATM stopped chasing celebrities and obsessing over romance. While everyone else was bewildered by her sudden change, Bai Xiuning quietly posted on Weibo.
[Grandpa has fallen into a vegetative state! Grandma is old and her hair has turned white! Our tea is not selling! Make your own fate! Follow me and get 30% off tea!]
Everyone: ??? What are you doing?
Wait, you used to spend hundreds of millions on a pretty boy without batting an eye. Why have you turned into an online saleswoman? Wake up!
After figuring out the plot, Bai Xiuning understood. The world she'd transmigrated into was a CEO romance novel. The heroine was a universally adored star in the entertainment industry with a lucky charm constitution.
In this world, anyone who said anything bad about the lucky heroine would immediately be punished by the Heavenly Dao.
Bai Xiuning: ...
I came here to experience life, not risk my life.
Never mind. I'll keep my head down for now.
Some time later, the family business that had been on the verge of bankruptcy started doing better and better, and the playboy himself learned to make money.
Meanwhile, one after another, the CEOs around the lucky heroine faced the threat of bankruptcy...
Bai Xiuning: Hey, a perfect hand. I won by keeping my head down...right?
*\&...%¥#
This damn world finally dropped its act and revealed its secret identity.
It was just a fake world. The lucky heroine and the Heavenly Dao were nothing more than a game and livestream produced by an advanced civilization.
It turned out that the Heavenly Dao, so obsessed with killing off supporting characters, had been funded by fans of the lucky heroine from another world.
Bai Xiuning: Just destroy it. And you people in that other world, too.
???: Stay away from me!!!
Theme: Keep striving and never give up
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Babies, the next book will be a chronicle, I kowtow to beg for collection [Seventy] Replaced my mother and became a real daughter Qiao Mei is a cheerful college student, especially after sending her violent biological father to prison. A beautiful life is about to begin, but why does she come to the strange seventies? Moreover, the person she was wearing was none other than her own mother! Wait, she can't... Yes, my future self is hopeless, oh, there is no way to be born. But the top priority is to change her mother's poor life and save herself before she is made deaf by her patriarchal grandmother. Wait... Eh? It seems that her own mother has also come here, and has become the mother in this body. In other words, her mother dressed as her mother's mother. Slowly, sit on the rocker for a while and then think about my mother's life. Qiao Mei's biological mother, Ms. Qiao Manwen, lived as if she were the poor real daughter in the drama about the real and fake daughter in the period literature. My biological parents don't love me, and my adoptive parents don't love me. Her grandma despised her, her grandpa looked down on her, and her unrelated grandma also tried to abuse her. When Ms. Qiao Manwen was eight years old, she was still called Li Wangdi. Because her adoptive mother had a miscarriage, she was abused by her family in the name of her younger brother. She had to cut hogweed in a heavy rainstorm, fainted by the river, and was watered for a long time before she was discovered by villagers who came out to look for ducks. When she returned home, no one was willing to buy her side medicine. I had a high fever for three days, good news: I didn't get sick. Bad news: deaf in one ear. After Qiao Mei woke up, she clenched her fists and swore: "What you owe me must be repaid a hundred times..." Before she finished swearing, she was hit on the head. When she met her mother's eyes, Qiao Mei smiled. Ms. Qiao, who traveled through time and became her adoptive mother, looked at her former self and her current biological daughter, and said, "Speak well and don't act in a non-mainstream way." Ms. Qiao's ability to make money is top-notch, and her crazy mode can blind the eyes of all the young and old in the village. Ever since the mother and daughter arrived, Mrs. Li, the most arrogant and gossipy person in the village, started to shrink back when she went out, covered her face and walked away behind her back. He loves to compare, so Xiaobao's fourth brother and sister dare not reach out to take it when they see a steamed bun on the table. Tianci and Yaozu, who used to bully the girls at home, fell to their knees when a woman raised her hand. There are too many top-notch products in the house, and they go back to their hometown one after another to stay under the same roof. Ms. Qiao couldn't bear it anymore. She was able to take the college entrance examination, and reform and opening up were about to begin. She could finally get a divorce and take her baby daughter out to make money! The first thing you do after a divorce is to change the name on your household registration immediately. Not only do I have to change my daughter's, but I also need to change my own. What Qiao Zhaodi, what Qiao Manwen. A person like 'Brother Li Wang' has been tied up for half his life, unable to breathe. A person who has been entrusted with countless shackles tied to himself. Why should she let her younger sister bully her everywhere? Why should she be blamed for being a cold-blooded, unkind, and unfilial beast because she didn't want to deal with her adoptive parents who had abused her for half her life. Why should she be accused of being greedy for wealth, restless, and competing with her sister for favor just because she wants to be close to her biological parents who are gentle and patient with their adopted daughter? She had enough in her last life, but this time she didn't want anything else. It was enough for her to have her daughter. She doesn't want to call her any more bullshit Qiao Manwen. She names herself Qiao Zhuangshi. She must be as strong and tough as her name suggests. In the past, her biological parents gave their adopted daughter a name like jade, so she would call her a stone. Even a stone in a latrine could break those people's hypocritical masks. After changing her daughter's name, her ex-husband, who was unwilling to give up, came to challenge her: "I heard that you took this loser to change her name. Our family hired a master (a blind woman from the village) to give her a good name (Li Wangdi). How dare you change it without permission!" Qiao Mei snorted, and Qiao Zhuangshi sneered: "Oh, I changed her name to Qiao Juedi." Li Youliang didn't care about his daughter's surname change for the moment. He pointed at Qiao Zhuangshi and trembled: "You... You poisonous woman, are you cursing God to die?" After learning her real name, her ex-husband jumped over the wall and came to look for trouble: "You called this bitch Qiao Mei because you want her to be nothing? She has no brother or father?" Qiao Mei was speechless after listening to it. It was clear that her name was her dear mother's wish that she be as smart, strong and beautiful as a rose with thorns. It was misinterpreted like this. But... It doesn't matter. Qiao Mei put her hands on her hips: "If you think so, I can't help it."
Beautifully written! Thanks for free
The heroine, don't worry about the person named Tao. She deserves it. She actually let the original heroine sleep in the heroine's bed. Isn't it disgusting?
Bad morning, new working day
Cheng Qingqing has this kind of family, her mother has no money, her mother is partial, and she still chases stars?
Good-looking, good-looking hahahahaha
I just want to know how to recover this money
Hahahahahaha do you know where my air conditioner remote control is?
When will the big dick be taken off the assembly line!
Claw, are you a newbie wife? Looking forward to what comes next!!