When the empire was on the verge of collapse, the general once gathered the radiance of the sun and moon and saved the people from danger, earning the praise of her contemporaries.
Alas, the general loved beauty and conquest. In strange tales, she was often seen with handsome men, indulging in romance and leaving a trail of love affairs., Excerpt from Strange Tales of the Era: The Biography of Jing Xu
Jing Xu, the general who had transmigrated back to the future: ...
This is ridiculous. Since when did she have all these... fleeting affairs and fictional husbands?
And yet this unofficial history listed her romantic exploits in a detailed timeline, recording them as if they were fact.
Beginner Instance: The Rules of Hengshan Middle School.
The general encountered a man. He had a slender waist and broad shoulders, with a crane's bearing and a mantis's grace. She took a liking to him at once and would tease him with her whistle.
The man was already in love with her, and after she saved him, he offered himself to her. But the general refused him, saying, "I can give myself to my country, but not to you."
(Strange-Tale Laughing Sage, plain-language edition: Pah, lies! What a heartbreaker!)
Four-Star Hard Instance: The Puppet Theater Club.
The general encountered another man. He was elegant as an immortal banished from heaven, unlike anyone in the mortal world. The general loved him deeply and forced him to spend one night of passion with her.
(Strange-Tale Laughing Sage, scathing-review edition: This is a disease of the heart!)
Five-Star Extreme-Hard Instance: The City Rooftop.
The general encountered yet another man. He was as beautiful as a peach blossom and every bit as rakish as she was. The general considered him a kindred spirit and invited him to share her bed.
(Strange-Tale Laughing Sage, convulsing edition: Birds of a feather, both alike in their wickedness!)
??-Star Extreme-Hard Instance, name unknown.
A god descended! It... (crossed out, blacked out, Strange-Tale Laughing Sage, frenzied edition)
Aahhh! The general actually overcame the temptation of beauty and slew the evil god atop the nine heavens!
Red tassels and white feathers, radiant light enveloping her. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! What a general Jing!
Jing Xu had thought she'd see a legendary moment of her breaking through a million troops and skewering an evil god with her spear: ...
It's fake! It's all fake! Let alone all those men above, she hasn't had a single one of them!
She raised an eyebrow and scrolled down through her fictional husbands as if browsing a matchmaking selection.
(Strange-Tale Laughing Sage, shameless edition): Heh heh heh...
With a snap, Jing Xu shut the book, the tips of her ears turning red.
It wasn't that she was embarrassed. What kind of scene had General Jing never seen?
The main problem was that this thing was dressed up as biographical literature, but the hell was it writing romance novels!
Where's the time machine? She wanted to go back and drag out that Strange-Tale Laughing Sage!
Then, ahem, the writing was pretty good. Lock them in a dark room and have them write custom stories (wholesome, healthy, and harmonious).
[Reader's Guide]
1. There is only one male lead. It's all up to our general to choose! (Nothing wrong with that.)
2. A mystery and deduction story featuring rule-based horror instances, with a general who has plenty of tricks up her sleeve.
3. Daily updates at 9:00 PM! Don't let my story pile up, everyone, QWQ.
4. I don't recommend skipping chapters!
Theme: Justice will sweep everything away!
Unlocking the functions of each place is awesome
When it comes to this rule monster, will only one person be left in the end? It's so scary.
Hahahaha from Zhang Fei at the beginning to accepting Princess Feifei
What, Wangzi, does he have a hidden vest? Hug Master Xu Xu's thighs tightly! What a magical physics lesson. The author is so imaginative. This chapter feels like a Japanese manga. I can imagine a scene similar to the Dark Crowley card version of Magical Sakura.
Such a smart and handsome heroine. Who did Wangzai kill? I'm getting curious.
My brother said the little girl is so cute
Hahaha, I can accumulate rainbow farts in praising beauties in this chapter. I laughed to death and laughed at curly hair, understood that curly hair became curly hair. The author is so funny.
If you are not sincere in Rules and Ghost Stories, you will really die.
This teacher Li Mahua is so yandere. I am the only one in the whole world who is afraid of pain.
Woohoo, what a scary teacher. If you don't listen carefully, you will become food.