A Hundred Ways to Mess with Scumbag Men [Quick Transmigration]

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A new recruit has joined the Scumbag Punishment Department.

They say this person single-handedly destroyed the previous worldline, and the Systems are terrified whenever anyone mentions him.

Top-performing System 057 doesn't believe the rumors. "Hello, Host. I recommend raising your target's affection level and giving up on scumbag-punishment points..."

Before he can finish, Tang Wan smiles tenderly at the scumbag seme and kicks his weapon of mischief so hard it nearly splits in two.

057: "!!!"

Tang Wan lifts his foxlike eyes. "There, don't I have scumbag-punishment points now?"

After torturing the scumbag seme repeatedly for twelve hours, Tang Wan's scumbag-punishment points soar, but still don't reach 100.

Tang Wan is disappointed. Physical torture is so boring.

Looks like the real way to punish a scumbag is to crush his heart. It's more fun to break him psychologically.

A childlike, cruel innocence appears on Tang Wan's beautiful face.

He knows the answer to this one:

Isn't it just fighting fire with fire, using a scumbag man's own tactics against him and beating psychological manipulation with psychological manipulation?

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"World One: Half a Lifetime Away, Still a Substitute Upon My Return"

The scumbag seme sleeps around, gets engaged to someone else, and treats the original uke as a substitute.

Tang Wan cuts him off from his social circle, blocks his access to money, and psychologically controls him, pushing him into one pit of fire after another, then reaching out to save him each time. In the end, he psychologically manipulates the scumbag seme into falling deeply in love with him.

The scumbag seme weeps and repents. "I'll never treat you like a substitute again."

"I won't treat you like a substitute again either," Tang Wan says with a smile. "Like uncle, like nephew. Your uncle and I are getting married."

The scumbag seme breaks down completely. Psychological manipulation has cost him his friends, family, and career. He has only Tang Wan, but Tang Wan doesn't want him. He's just a substitute Tang Wan has grown tired of...

"World Two: When I Grow Up, I'll Become You"

The youngest S-rank Alpha colonel in the interstellar world picks up a little wolf pup disguised as a puppy. When the pup differentiates into a cold-blooded, obsessive SS-rank Alpha, the disaster that is his life begins.

The little wolf pup strokes the handcuffs on Tang Wan's wrists. "Is the reason you won't marry me because I can't have children? I found an Omega and had a baby. Are you happy now, big brother?"

Tang Wan's lips curl. "Happy. Bring the baby home. I'll raise it."

The little wolf pup watches Tang Wan teach his child to read and write, slowly replacing the memories he and his big brother once shared...

"So my big brother can be this good to someone else, too."

He was a monster who understood nothing about love, yet for the first time, he feels heartache down to his bones...

"World Three: Dream Heist"

The original uke is a leading academic who has his research stolen by a shameless social climber. The man turns him into an AI and traps him in a virtual reality game.

The highest level of psychological manipulation is hypnosis.

Tang Wan looks gently at the social climber. "Master, guess which layer of the world this is. Then guess whether you're in a virtual game or a livestream in the real world."

The social climber thinks he's still in the game, and has already revealed his true nature and made a complete spectacle of himself. Now he's completely panicked and collapses to the floor...

"World Four: My System Is a Scumbag Seme"

The innocent Host uke has his chance to survive stolen by a System seme that has infiltrated his consciousness.

This time, the System asks in surprise, "Why aren't you dead?"

Tang Wan: "The consciousness you detected was fake."

System: "What do you mean?"

"It's simple." Tang Wan shrugs. "I psychologically manipulated myself."

(Worldlines continue to update...)

[Target's mental defenses have collapsed, and their will to survive is extremely weak.]

[Affection, remorse, and scumbag-punishment points have all reached maximum.]

057: "..."

He has had 99 Hosts, but not one of them has ever been as good as Tang Wan at getting into a scumbag's head.

As the scumbag semes scream, 057 opens Tang Wan's file from before he entered quick transmigration:

[Tang Wan: Young Master of the Joyous Union Sect]

The number one demonic sect in the world, where everyone is a scumbag and the young master seduces his cultivation partners into dual cultivation, then tosses them aside?

Th-This is the ancestor of all scumbags!

[Uke] A beautiful, ruthless fox demon from the Joyous Union Sect x an overwhelmingly powerful, emotionless-path System [seme]

Reading guide:

1. PUA in this story doesn't just refer to "pick-up artist"; it also includes the broader meaning of psychological manipulation. PUA is abusive behavior and is only used in this story to fight back and uphold justice.

2. One seme and one uke, happy ending, both chaste (important), and the seme is not a scumbag.

3. To be clear, the child in World Two is not the scumbag seme's biological child.

***Character concepts are not exclusive and are from the wonderful author on bs.***

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Tang Xiaozao, a minor actor, transmigrates into an old-fashioned novel as the cannon-fodder younger brother of the main uke.

When he arrives, the story has reached a major turning point: the wedding.

The main uke runs away from the wedding. As the villain pursues him, the main seme crashes into the villain and leaves him crippled.

Afterward, the main seme and uke look at the villain in his wheelchair. "He may have lost his legs, but he almost ruined our love."

Tang Xiaozao is busy mocking the awful plot when he suddenly remembers that he dies in this car accident. "!"

The author's reason for including Tang Xiaozao is to use his death to guilt the villain into forgiving the protagonists.

So Tang Xiaozao immediately rushes forward and clings to the villain's leg, refusing to let him chase after them.

Gu Qinshan looks down at him, his voice terrifyingly cold. "Let go."

In desperation, Tang Xiaozao babbles through his tears. "Sniffle, sniffle, aren't we supposed to have an arranged marriage? Why not marry me instead?"

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After they accidentally marry by contract, Tang Xiaozao worries every day about how close the villain is to turning evil, afraid he'll go after the main seme and uke.

What if the main seme crashes into the villain again and drives him to become evil? Then Tang Xiaozao will have to sacrifice himself for their happy ending.

So Tang Xiaozao tells the villain every day that he's a good person who deserves to be loved.

In front of the main seme and uke, he's a mother hen protecting her chick, never allowing the villain to suffer even the slightest insult.

Even when he's drunk, he remembers to tell Gu Qinshan:

"Stop liking my brother. Can't you like me for now?"

With all the care and affection, cute antics, and tantrums, the villain shows no sign of turning evil by the time the main couple gets their happy ending. He even invests in all sorts of scripts and makes Tang Xiaozao a top-tier star.

Tang Xiaozao breathes a sigh of relief. "When are we getting divorced?"

But Gu Qinshan suddenly turns evil, pins him to the bed, and grits his teeth. "There'll be no divorce, only death."

Tang Xiaozao: "Huh?"

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Gu Qinshan is the villain in an old-fashioned novel whose central message is that love can overcome poverty.

He was born into an illustrious family and earned excellent grades, but because his character doesn't fit the story's message, no one ever likes him. He's even less popular than the school delinquent who does nothing and has nothing.

After years of negative feedback, he develops emotional detachment and becomes increasingly aloof and bad at expressing himself. Then a marriage contract arrives.

Gu Qinshan doesn't care who he marries. He just wants someone who will love him.

But on his wedding day, his fiance is stolen away by a delinquent. He tries to catch up and ask what happened, only for someone to suddenly grab hold of him...

He looks down and sees a pair of puppy eyes, wet with tears, staring up at him. Soft arms wrap around him as the person sobs and begs him not to go.

Gu Qinshan's heart skips a beat.

Maybe someone who loves him really has come along.

Theme: Be kind to others