Xiao Yuan transmigrated into the Great Zhao Kingdom as one of its imperial consorts. Desperate to return to her original world, she tried to set up a magic circle, but accidentally caused the palace consorts and the heroes of Liangshan to switch bodies.
Consorts Xin and Ling transmigrated into Song Gongming and the Black Whirlwind. Trembling with fear, they took on the roles of Song Jiang and Li Kui. The heroes were utterly enchanted by the countless charms Song Jiang and Brother Li Kui revealed with every smile and frown. Liangshan was about to turn into a mountain of men in love with men.
Lin Cong, Wu Song... even Lu Zhishen... The heroes launched a contest to win the men over.
One day, in the imperial palace of Great Zhao, Consort Xin flexed her arms and shouted, "I want to change my name to Iron Ox!"
Xiao Yuan was stunned. "But Brother Kui, your surname is Sai now!"
Consort Xin slapped the table. "Then I'll be Sai Iron Ox!"
That night, Emperor Minyou summoned "Consort Iron Ox" to his bedchamber. No one knew what happened, but the next day, the emperor walked out with his legs pressed together.
A month later, Emperor Minyou nestled against the not-so-broad chest of "Consort Iron Ox" and coyly said, "My love, you're so mean~"
Consort Xin-Li Kui waved a hand at the "Map of All Nations and Rivers." "Little Youyou, I'm going to make you a real man!"
Xiao Yuan traveled between Liangshan and Great Zhao, crossing back and forth as she tried to put the plot back on track and, while she was at it, return to her own world.
After a flurry of activity, the heroes of Liangshan captured Bianliang, and were about to go to war with the Khitans.
Meanwhile, Song Jiang and Li Kui, playing the roles of imperial noble consorts, won the emperor over with their ruthless decisiveness. They were on the verge of turning him gay.
Emperor Minyou realized that his consort was becoming more and more manly, while he himself was falling more and more in love with a woman who was more like a roughneck than any man.
Egged on by Consort Xin-Li Kui, he too wanted to wage war abroad.
Both worlds were going off script, and Xiao Yuan, shuttling between them, was on the verge of a breakdown.
"No way! For the sake of world peace, I can only steal you four men's hearts myself. Waaah~~ Looks like I still have to win over 102+1 more people."
The 102 were the remaining male heroes of Liangshan, and the 1 was the hapless emperor, who was about to become a warmonger.
Xiao Yuan was going crazy from constantly running back and forth to "put out fires."
Ah
Going between two worlds is such a hassle. How about getting a monthly pass?
[Reader's Guide]
This author is terrible at writing blurbs, so I'm posting the first three chapters to build up a collection of advance readers.
Humbly asking for follows. I'll start updating once there are enough.
[The blurb has been screenshotted. Please don't borrow the premise. 2023.6.30]
Theme: Facing setbacks and bravely moving forward
The introduction of this novel has a sense of beauty that doesn't care about people's life and death.
The author of Sanwu pre-accepted the article and sent three chapters for everyone to try. Don't treat it as a new article, but treat it as an advance-read. Please collect it. If you collect enough, I will update it. I am terrible at copywriting, so it would be better to just post the beginning of the exposure copywriting. If the first three chapters suit your taste, you can save them as pre-receipts. Thank you so much! Hilarious ancient costume "The Empress Dies in the Society Every Day", with daily updates~~