
He Plowed Through the Stars in a Tractor
他开着拖拉机杀穿星际
by Meow Meow and Mimi (喵喵又咪咪)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
// Though the tractor is hauling a super cannon that can blast through three asteroids in one shot.
-Interstellar exploration | modest infrastructure building | doppelganger duo, both powerful-
Xie Yingxing is a tech prodigy. To avoid the National Technology Department's constant requests, he has been lying low at an ordinary university for years.
He eats ordinarily, sleeps ordinarily, and skips class ordinarily.
Until one day, his roommate returns from studying and discovers strange golden light leaking from beneath their dorm room door.
Roommate: ...?
[0]
Good news: Xie Yingxing has built a teleportation gun.
Bad news: He only meant to teleport from his dorm to the cafeteria two hundred meters away, but ended up in a cafeteria in the interstellar era.
Bad news: The teleportation gun was running over capacity, and there isn't enough energy available to send him back to his original universe.
Bad news: Earth will explode in six hours, and its residents will be randomly assigned to nearby C-class planets.
Bad news: The interstellar era is full of strange species and low in morals. People die all the time.
Bad... Xie Yingxing: Fine! From now on, I'll be the one saying the three words before the colon. No more bad news!!!
[1]
As everyone knows, the interstellar era boasts unprecedented biodiversity: strange species, insectoids, beastmen, vampires who ride tricycles, man-eating pizza... Only Earthlings remain primitive.
Earthlings are widely regarded as the weakest species. They need oxygen to survive, have only two arms, two legs, two eyes, and one mouth, and, most importantly, they have no supernatural abilities.
No supernatural abilities? Xie Yingxing isn't so sure.
Ever since he transmigrated, he's been having intermittent dreams, and every one of them has manifested in the real world.
These prophetic dreams aren't much use in a fight, but they can earn him plenty of money.
While selling his dreams, Xie Yingxing uses the proceeds to improve his high-tech equipment. As for supernatural abilities, if Heaven won't give them to him, he'll just make them himself. A few injections with a gene needle are all it takes to copy any ability he likes. Before long, Xie Yingxing has made a name for himself, and even the Interstellar Alliance tacitly accepts the rule that "Earthlings must not be bullied."
Great.
He may have to evade the Alliance's wanted notices, but Xie Yingxing is already living the good life. All he has to do is collect enough energy, and he can go home!
Everything proceeds according to plan, until one day, the marshal of the Interstellar Federation suddenly shows up at his door.
There's no escaping now. Xie Yingxing has come up with a hundred plans to break out of prison and is reviewing which step went wrong and exposed his location when the sight before him leaves his mind blank with shock.
His heart feels as if someone has grabbed it, almost stopping its beat...
Wait, then why does that beastman marshal look exactly like him after shifting from a fox into human form?
"...So the person in my dreams was you." They speak in unison.
[2] Pairing: brilliant, eccentric scientist x powerful, domineering fox marshal | parallel-universe doppelgangers
The marshal lets out a mocking laugh, his words dripping with sarcasm: "I was wondering why I couldn't find the leak even after turning the Federation upside down. So the culprit was hiding here."
Xie Yingxing responds in kind, using the same tone: "There's a lot you don't know, Marshal. I haven't spilled all the beans yet. Like how you've been secretly stirring up the Empire's politics and driving a wedge between the nobles and the rulers..."
"Oh, wouldn't the people upstairs kill you if they found out?"
Xie Yingxing feigns surprise, his chin resting on the tip of a knife. He laughs without a care, his eyes dazzlingly bright. "Oh, right, I've already organized all those dreams and uploaded them to my personal cloud. They'll be published automatically when I die. If I die, you won't be far behind. We can keep each other company on the road to the underworld, so we won't get bored."
"..."
The marshal scowls and puts away his knife. Just like that, he becomes Xie Yingxing's enforcer.
Then he realizes that rather than an enforcer, he seems more like a mascot.
After a fight, Xie Yingxing always wipes the blood from his hands, then gleefully ruffles the fox's head and buries his face in its soft fur, sighing:
"Marshal, you know me. In this universe, there are as many people who love me as hate me. Every day, I have to deal with one difficult problem after another, but as long as you're by my side, I..."
The fox quietly perks up its ears.
"...have one more problem."
...Tch.
//Basically, two scheming tsunderes both know the other has feelings for them, but neither will say it.
//People who are emotionally tangled up need to be forced to love.
Reading Guide:
1. The protagonist has low morals, quietly makes a fortune and loudly goes off the rails. He's self-assured and independent, and will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. No character in this story represents the author's values! I'm a total softie who'll stay up all night and still make it to my 8 a.m. class.
2. The world mainly has insectoids (not humanoid), beastmen (with animal and human forms, as well as forms that are half human and half beast), and strange species (supernatural beings like elves and demons). Basically, we'll see where my imagination takes us. The bigger the imagination, the bigger the world.
Well, the universe ought to be this crazy and chaotic.
3. The protagonist has a huge golden finger and quickly rises to dominate, with a bit of infrastructure building. This is pure wish fulfillment. The previous story I wrote was so painful that I wanted to reward myself with some brainless fun... But don't worry, I'll still keep the basic logic intact!
4. At its heart, this book is a fox's self-indulgent work, inspired by feeling empty after watching RAM. If you have any concerns, feel free to point them out. No fighting, and please try not to insult me, because I'm sensitive.
That's all. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites and support me with comments and gifts! Thank you~
Theme: Live life with determination.



