From the Start, I Turned Qin Shi Huang into a Silly Group Chat Buddy [History]

There definitely won't be any couples in the main story, no matter who they are.

I changed the genre to romance because some dear friends in the group wanted to pair up with certain characters, so there'll be bonus chapters with mutual crushes ( ).

It's an absurd chat-format story, with some transmigrating into the past to perform stand-up comedy for emperors (what?). The whole point is to let the emperors absorb modern knowledge while listening to comedy.

One day, a semi-transparent screen suddenly appears before Ying Zheng, who has just unified the Six Kingdoms. He discovers that no one else can see this object from beyond their world. Convinced that he has earned the favor of the gods, Ying Zheng is thrilled.

But what awaits him is:

“How could there be superior seeds that yield a thousand jin per mu!... What? The Qin dynasty falls in its second generation? Hu Hai?!!”

After having his worldview reconstructed, breaking down, and making all sorts of strange faces in court whenever he catches a glimpse of the group chat, Ying Zheng becomes completely unflappable. He even picks up internet slang that nobody from his era can understand.

“I'm dying. There's not a drop left in my treasury.”

“Transmigration? What does that have to do with me... Wait! If you're going to transmigrate, do it properly. Not into my harem! Definitely not into my bedchamber!”

Of course, he's not the only victim (lol).

I'm dying laughing. I just thought of that line from Asagiri, “The uncultured me is the storm itself.” Cao Zihuan, you can't escape!! (excited)

Possible content warnings:

1. The group includes people who love chaos and stirring up trouble, so expect chaotic comments (me included). The chat may contain deranged jokes and people egging others on for fun. If you think it's insane, that's just because you're too normal, while the author is a lazy mess with a screw loose (? )

2. Not much historical research (mainly because I'm lazy), but I'll list the research I do use. The characters mostly speak in plain language.

3. Going to different dynasties and changing history (you). The fun-loving group members do things that would get the Kenmishi after them, though this story's worldbuilding has absolutely no element of killing men.

4. One emperor per arc, with a focus on infrastructure development (probably). The group members in each arc will mostly change, except for the author. I'll try to let every friend take part (mwah).

5. The group members definitely won't have couples in the main story. In the bonus chapters, which may or may not happen... maybe, if you all want them (mwah).

Theme: Devote yourself to the people, and bring peace to all under heaven