[Investiture of the Gods & Journey to the West] The Q&A Game Made Me a Fall Guy NPC

Cheng Shu was born a rebel. At some point, a cultivation game appeared on his phone. It seemed kind of interesting! On his first day playing, he got a pop-up question: As a Rainbow Cloud Boy serving under Nuwa, what will you do when the Shang emperor writes a poem insulting Nuwa? 1. Volunteer to become the bewitching consort who brings ruin to the country 2. Comfort Nuwa and ask her to send a nine-tailed fox to wreak havoc on the Shang 3. Slap him hard. Give the bastard what he deserves 4. Grab Di Xin by the shoulders and shake him hard, shaking the water out of his brain There were four choices in all. He picked 3. That night, he dreamed he had become Di Xin. Great! The moment he opened his eyes, the Rainbow Cloud Boy slapped him... The next time he saw a familiar pop-up question: Empress Jiang is about to have her eyes gouged out. You are one of her guards. What will you do? 1. Gouge out my eyes instead! Don't hurt Her Majesty! 2. Risk everything for my lord, kill the messenger, and take Empress Jiang home 3. Save myself by surrendering to Daji 4. Break through the encirclement, kill Di Xin, and enthrone Yin Jiao Confidently, he picked 1. That night, he successfully transmigrated into a guard, just as a knife was about to stab into his eye. After answering questions in the Investiture of the Gods world ten times, he realized he had figured out the pattern! But this time, the question had changed to... You have transmigrated into Chen Guangrui's page. You're in the cabin, and assassins have reached the cabin where the Chen family is. What will you do? 1. Protect your master with everything you have and fight the assassins to the end 2. Jump overboard to escape, abandoning your master 3. Flee with the future Tang Monk 4. Do all of the above Confidently, he picked 4. He thought he would transmigrate into Chen Guangrui, but instead he became the peach tree drooling over Sun Wukong beneath Five Elements Mountain. Game! Are you seriously not even trying anymore? Never mind the half-hearted choices. At least let me stay on the boat! [This idea came to me on June 28, 2023.] [Content Warnings and Reading Guide: Please Read] 1. The myths in this story all come from folk mythology and classical literature derived from it, and I have tried to research them as thoroughly as possible. 2. The characters' values do not represent the author's. Any characters who turn evil do so as required by the plot. 3. Please try not to argue. There are countless great stories on Jinjiang. If this one isn't for you, move on to another. [Coming Soon] "Notable Women in Chinese History": Fu Hao, Lü Zhi, Ban Zhao, Deng Sui, Xian Ying, and Wu Zhao. They are shining stars in the long river of history, their radiance impossible to obscure and never to be extinguished! "With a Tycoon System in Hand, I Rule the Primordial World!": The Primordial World meets a tycoon System! Using money to defeat your enemies is the best! "Random Superpowers, Attributes for a Day": Ranshan, a college student with chuunibyou, has a golden finger that gives her attributes for a day. [Completed Mythology-Inspired Stories in the Author's Collection] "A Baby Goes All Out in the Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio": A little baby teams up with Bai Suzhen to ride the waves in the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio! "From the Start, I Guided the Great Sage to Wreck the Pilgrimage": Bu Ting won't listen, just like a turtle chanting sutras! Disrupting the job market for demons and immortals, and rescuing our Great Sage! "Live-Streaming Mythological Tales to the Immortals": Today, too, I'm teaching the gods how to rebel! Theme: Be the protagonist of your own life