The Tyrant CEO Read the Mind of His Sweet Little Wife

Li Yunting was worth hundreds of billions. As a child of destiny, he believed life was about more than the work right in front of him: it was about the work waiting in the future, too.

So the next day, he worked himself unconscious.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself transformed into the pet cat of his sweet, delicate wife. His little wife, who had never cared about his money or house, leaned against the sofa and sobbed her heart out:

"Sir, did he really faint...?"

"Will he really never wake up again...?"

She was so choked up she could barely breathe, devastated and forlorn, as if she might follow Li Yunting to the grave at any moment.

Li Yunting knew Shen You had loved him for years. Their marriage might have been a contract, but they were still husband and wife.

His heart softened. He was about to reach out a paw to comfort his little wife when a familiar voice suddenly sounded in his mind:

[Do I really have to go in person?]

[But I haven't even had breakfast yet...]

Li Yunting's paw froze in midair.

*

At an upper-class banquet, Shen You's eyes glistened with tears as she faced the vicious female antagonist's taunts, looking so pitiful that anyone would feel sorry for her.

But Li Yunting heard her roar in her mind:

[You little brat, shut up! Stop sneaking peach mousse! Save me one, dammit!]

When she ran into Li Yunting's muscular personal trainer, Shen You gave him a starry-eyed smile. "Wow, your muscles look amazing. You must be really strong, right? Unlike me, I can't even open a bottle. QAQ"

Inwardly, she was completely unmoved:

[Seen it. I could take on ten wimps like this.]

When they were ambushed by kidnappers on the road, Shen You trembled and sniffled. "Sir, what are we going to do?"

But inside, she was itching for a fight:

[They look pretty tough. Should I fight them? But if Sir sees me, will it ruin my character...?]

Li Yunting wisely closed his eyes.

The next second, several groans sounded beside him.

A few months later, Li Yunting gave Shen You the property he'd been preparing for a long time. She covered her lips with both hands, her face full of delight. "Sir..."

Before Li Yunting could say a word, he heard her ecstatic thoughts:

[Heaven rewards the patient! Hahahaha, we're finally getting divorced!]

Li Yunting, who had been about to propose again: ...?

*

Shen You transmigrated into a book, becoming the frail, doomed first wife in a CEO novel. To avoid her early death, she had to divorce the male lead before the heroine appeared.

She knew the male lead hated weak women who couldn't take care of themselves, so she put on a different show of frailty every day. Just as she thought she could get divorced without a hitch, she unexpectedly received a confession gift from the male lead.

Shen You: ...Huh?

Am I not acting weak enough?

Hopelessly lovestruck, innocent, and full of himself CEO X silly, strong, sweet white-lotus wife

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Qiao Wan transmigrated into a novel about a real and fake heiress as the cannon-fodder biological daughter. Her father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and just when she finally gained some traction in showbiz, the whole internet turned against her.

But it didn't matter. She had the Gossip God System, which let her see the shocking secrets everyone was hiding.

Qiao Wan immediately decided to go crazy on the spot and offend everyone equally.

*

At a Qiao family banquet, everyone had their own schemes, quietly calculating how to divide up Qiao Wan's shares.

Qiao Wan made a grand entrance in a white dress over a pair of sweatpants. Looking as frail as could be, she did a backflip that kicked the dining table flying. Then she grabbed her illegitimate cousin by the hair and slapped him left and right. "How did you slip through nine years of compulsory education, you little brat? How many mothers do you have to talk to me like that?"

At the annual awards ceremony, the director who had just won Best Director presented her with an award. Qiao Wan smiled faintly, then smashed the trophy on the floor and gave the plagiarist director a hard smack. "Damn it! I can't stand people who act all high and mighty! Plagiarizing dog, get lost!"

To cement her reputation as someone who only got roles through connections, Qiao Wan chose to lie flat and slack off on a livestreamed variety show, vividly demonstrating what it meant to be born a princess and act like one too.

A senior who liked pimping people out pretended to be looking after her and asked for her contact information. Qiao Wan shoved a toilet plunger into his mouth. "You've been eating too much shit. Let me clear you out. Don't open your mouth just to spew more!"

The senior, who'd just been about to pimp her out: ?...Ugh.

Later, her uncle and aunt fought so fiercely at home they wrecked the place, and the director she'd cursed out was also exposed for plagiarism.

After the variety show aired, she became an overnight sensation with her little-princess persona, despite lying flat on camera. She became the surprise hit of the summer season and gained countless fans. The senior who'd tried to pimp her out was exposed, then disappeared from showbiz altogether.

Qiao Wan realized no one could take her on, so she decided to go even crazier.

On the set of a big-budget film, the fake heiress, a white lotus through and through, tearfully told her to mind her manners. Qiao Wan kept a straight face. "Manners? What's that? Is it what you have after getting pregnant before marriage and then having an abortion?"

After she went viral for going wild, relatives from her adoptive father's family came crawling to borrow money. Qiao Wan looked at her adoptive father and smiled as she raised a hand. "Actually, my money doesn't fall from the sky. My slaps do."

During a livestream, she saw a screen full of haters posting, "Qiao Wan, go die already." Qiao Wan sneered. "I don't know if I'll die, but you sure are typing fast. In a hurry to observe the seventh-day memorial for your dad?"

After all that, Qiao Wan went from being hated by the whole internet to becoming a top-tier star, raking in money by the bucketful.

After gorging herself on gossip until she was full, Qiao Wan glanced at the young Best Actor beside her. The shocking secret above his head read:

At the peak of his career at age 23, he secretly married the scandal-ridden actress Qiao Wan.

Qiao Wan, who'd just found out gossip about herself:

...Huh? I have a Best Actor husband?

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