Objection! Scriptwriters Are Banned from the Courtroom

[Main story complete, thank you for your support] [Upcoming: Plant Group Detective Conan Daily Life RPG, The Chat Says I'm Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic, and more. Click the author's column to bookmark them] Yujian Lianji is the younger brother of Yujian Lianshi, the famous chief prosecutor. He's currently a rookie lawyer at the Naruhodo Anything Agency. Just like everyone else at the agency has a special tool, he has a signature weapon of his own: the supernatural ability "Instant Scriptwriting in Three Seconds." It lets him randomly see netizens' comments in a "chat overlay" mode, and also gives him the ability to read other people's thoughts. At his very first trial, he was forced to spoil the plot. Client: A certain Tenth Generation Boss Sawada Tsunayoshi: I'm just an ordinary student. Chat overlay: [Who could have guessed that this weak, pitiful, helpless college student is actually the Tenth Generation Boss of the Vongola?] Yujian Lianji: ... Do Mafia bosses these days really accept the full force of the law without a fuss?! Ever since then, Mafia members from all over have latched onto him like ghosts, adding unnecessary work to his plate. A certain workaholic: I'm just an ordinary salaryman. Chat overlay: [Actually, this guy has more than three jobs and more than one name. Come on, expose his secret identities right here and now!] Yujian Lianji (slapping the table): Objection! This is your 365th time testifying, Mr. Amuro. A certain black-hearted man in bandages: I'm just a kindhearted person who loves double suicide. Chat overlay: [Run! He's one of the masterminds. All of us in the chat combined couldn't beat him.] Yujian Lianji (wagging a finger): Objection! I've already found your entire collection of embarrassing old stories. 5t5: Hahahahahahahahaha! Suguru, I'll bring you a souvenir when I visit the station. Suguru: :) Chat overlay: [Charge! Let the light of justice shine on the jujutsu world and show those people who never study the power of knowledge!] Yujian Lianji: Objection! The law has no jurisdiction over the jujutsu world. These cryptic weirdos who never say what they mean and are always testing people, get out of my courtroom!! * Unlike his pretty useless "chat overlay" ability, the conditions for triggering his "mind reading" are extremely demanding: they have to look into each other's eyes and clasp hands. Yujian Lianji originally just wanted to quickly search through testimony and evidence, but accidentally discovered the raging emotions beneath everyone's calm exterior. [Like like like like like] [If I killed everyone else, would Lianji belong to me?] [Why are his eyes only on the case? If I became the defendant, would he only have eyes for me?] Yujian Lianji: The criminal is right beside me?! Chat 1: [Checking in at this iconic scene] Chat 2: [Everyone, is anyone else shipping assistant x streamer? Any assistant will do!] Chat 3: [Anyone who doesn't support the client taking the lead is in for trouble!!] Yujian Lianji: "Objection!" Who said that? According to the first rule in the Naruhodo Anything Agency's rookie handbook, lawyers and prosecutors are the perfect couple (crossed out). * Irresponsible little skit: Yujian Lianji: Please examine this piece of evidence. The distillery is full of watered-down liquor, and Gin, as a Top Killer, not only turns a blind eye to all that fake booze, but also executes the real stuff. So you're fake booze too, Gin! Gin: Amaretto, if you're sick, get your brain checked first. [Open menu] [Load save] [Start rewind] Case One: The Turnabout of Real and Fake Booze Case Two: Turnabout, Little Doggy Case Three: The Distillery Turnabout Incident * Tips before reading: * The supernatural ability's setup changes in Chapter 11, when "mind reading" is added. That's why it isn't mentioned in the first ten chapters. I'll revise them all when I have time! * In the style of Ace Attorney, with Detective Conan as the main story and Katekyo Hitman Reborn! plus Bungo Stray Dogs as side stories. You don't need to know the originals to enjoy this. Just think of them as strange clients and witnesses. Lots of major alterations, and everyone survives. * The endgame pairing is Gin. There's little romance, with a bit of Narumitsu. * The cases include elements that aren't scientifically realistic and have nothing to do with the law. Ace Attorney characters appear only occasionally, mostly in passing. My skills are limited, so don't force yourself to read if it's not for you. Blurb written 2023/06/27. * Upcoming: Plant Group Detective Conan Tennis RPG: From basketball and volleyball to the world of gourmet food, then from jujutsu and supernatural abilities to Stand attacks. It can always get less realistic, and there's no such thing as the least realistic. Boys, pick up your tennis rackets and save the world! Dazai Osamu: Is this a wind-type ability? Why doesn't my No Longer Human work when I touch you? Fuji Shusuke: No, this is tennis. Gojo Satoru: Your domain expansion takes away all five senses and the future! What a unique ability. Yukimura Seiichi: No, this is tennis. Sawada Tsunayoshi: You're covered in flames, and there's fire in your eyes. Do you have Dying Will Flames too?! Shiraishi Kuranosuke: No, this is modern sports. The Black Organization, having already witnessed unrealistic tennis: Hah, we're used to it. Theme: The truth is justice