[The next book, Three-Year-Old Main God Descends Upon the Beast Planet, is now open for collection! Please add it to your reading list!]
After suddenly dying from overwork, a domineering CEO discovers that he has transmigrated. His parents are two couch potatoes who lie flat at home.
Even worse, at only three years old, he’s already living a life where he just has to hold out his hand for clothes and open his mouth for food! How can this be allowed?
He has to strive! He has to work hard! He has to take his past self, who worked himself into the ICU, as his role model!
Smack! A chubby five-fingered hand, with each digit barely distinguishable from the next, presses against the TV and pokes at a show called Baby Boy Group Variety Show.
The little one glares at his parents, who are sprawled on the sofa like a pair of couch potatoes. “No want to go!”
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The day filming begins.
Comments: Why is there a three-year-old participating in this show? The production crew is completely insane!
Comments: We know contestant one is a celebrity kid, contestant two is a rich second-generation kid, contestant three is from a family that got rich through demolition compensation, and contestant eleven is from a completely ordinary family.
Comments: He’s just there to make the others look good. He should go home.
Then the camera catches the little one’s face.
The comments fall completely silent. This must be the fastest case of people changing their minds online ever.
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During practice for the first team dance, the little one sneers inwardly. Latin, tango, waltz: there’s nothing he can’t do!
He raises both arms, which are like lotus roots, over his head and waves left… It’s, it’s a little hard. He waves right, thinking to himself: I’m a domineering CEO. I can do this! I’ll outwork all the little brats… Zzzz.
The little one’s chubby face is pressed against the floor, a snot bubble floating from his nose. He’s fallen asleep.
Comments: So, so cute!
At the second performance, when it’s time to sing, the little one curls his lips into a confident smile. He’s got a voice with an incredibly powerful bass!
The little one closes his eyes and confidently begins: “One spin, one spin, laaang xi xi…”
Comments: Hahahahahaha! He’s the center, and he’s radiating confidence!
For the third performance, the group is putting on a play. The little one insists on wearing a suit to play the CEO. This time, he’ll be playing himself, so he’s sure to win first place!
His little belly sticks out, popping the buttons off his tiny shirt. They fly three meters away.
Comments: Oh, oh, oh! Baby’s face has gone dark! Auntie’s so scared!
The three-year-old quickly becomes the most popular contestant by a huge margin. Viewers worry the other little guests might resent him.
The production crew opens a livestream: daily life in the kids’ dormitory.
Celebrity kid: “Come play at my house. My little sister is pretty.”
Rich kid: “My house has lots of toys!”
Demolition-compensation kid: “…I’ll even let you take the center spot.”
Long Xiaotian wears a stern expression. CEOs don’t smile or joke around. Let go of him! He has to study, he has to work hard… His couch-potato family is waiting for him to save them!
The three-year-old becomes a sensation online. Endorsement offers come pouring in, and he has to go film all kinds of variety shows.
The couch-potato couple finally comes to their senses. They hesitate over whether to tell the little one that they’re actually a prince and princess from a small country, and that their family really has everything they need…
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The production crew finds something strange. Every time there’s a stage-voting segment, a group of people from who-knows-where show up, speaking languages that aren’t the local one and flooding the crew with gibberish. Eventually, they seem to learn Chinese characters, and all their messages become: “Prince, aaaaaah! Little Prince!!!!”
Next book: Little Main God, Find Your Daddy, also known as Main God Descends, but He’s Three and a Half
Gaia was born from the fading afterglow of the Main God’s destruction. From the moment he arrived, he was the most cherished child in the divine temple.
The gods’ deaths and their followers’ abandonment have left the temple on the brink of collapse. As the only one who can sense divine power, Gaia takes on the mission of finding believers.
Now, in the mirror, little Gaia, with silver hair and emerald eyes and not yet three heads tall, stares back at him.
The alcoholic director: “My poor little Gaia, you’re only two. What will you do after the orphanage is sold? Hic!”
Gaia: “…”
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On the Beastman Planet, everyone has the chance to awaken a second mental form. After awakening, their bodies transform into baby beasts. The honored ones can go berserk at any time because their beast transformations are unstable, so they must all enter a nursery and begin growing up for the second time.
The planet’s citizens eagerly await the heroes’ rebirth in front of the Star Alliance television network.
Little Gaia accidentally wanders into the filming site of the interstellar television show The Gods’ Beloved Pets, stunning everyone.
Interstellar fans:
[Human!!!?]
[He has wings. Is he an awakened one? One of the adults’ little attendants?]
[Uh… isn’t this little attendant a bit dim? Can he take care of the honored ones?]
Not long after the show begins.
Andrei, an interstellar top-tier star, has a snow-white male lion as his second mental form. He also suffers from severe germophobia.
Comments: Don’t you dare insult him! Dirty little Gaia did nothing wrong!
Mike, a special forces soldier in the Interstellar Alliance and a fearsome dragon general revered by all, likes to carry Gaia in his mouth and play with him after transforming.
Comments: Let go! You’ll bite Gaia’s arm off!
Sebas, the Alliance’s number-one mechanic, is a giant snake with the calmest emotions. He sleeps coiled up on the ceiling every day.
Comments (with a sigh): Excuse me, did you make Gaia a bottle today?
Duke Louis, Prince Salman…
Comments: Unqualified! Every last one of you is unqualified!
The insect people and beastmen from outside the Alliance star system are all confused: So who’s actually the beloved pet?
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When the guests who appeared on the variety show are interviewed, they all recall the same dream.
In the dream, a man with long silver hair spreads his enormous wings and soothes their turbulent mental seas.
The grown-up Gaia cradles Sebas, the Cat King. Mike the male lion rests on his lap. Andrei, whose snake tail is wrapped around Gaia’s arm, is in tears.
The little beasts murmur, “God…”
Gaia looks away from the distant sky. His silver brows and hair droop softly as he gently strokes each little beast. “That’s right, my people…”
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The final episode of Amazing, Baby! is here, and Gaia must choose an adoptive family.
Every beastman who has appeared on the show wants to adopt Gaia! They even fight, flaunt their wealth, and arrange in-person showdowns on the Star Alliance social network, all to win custody.
Interstellar netizens: Did I wander into the wrong show?
Fans: Thanks for asking. We’ve turned into antis. No one can take Gaia away!
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In the end, God’s believers will once again spread across the land, and God’s glory will return to the continent.
P.S. In moments of crisis and in dreams, little Gaia will intermittently return to his adult form as his divine power recovers.
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Second upcoming book:
Professional Male Supporting Character, Mission Accomplished
Shen Yan is a background-character tasker who travels through various ongoing danmei novels. His daily job is to save the plots of authors whose stories are going off the rails.
Story 1:
Author: We’ve had enough sweetness. It’s time to pour on some melodrama and make the readers sob!
Comments: I hope the love interests are still cuddling in the next chapter!
Shen Yan appears at various corners, alleyways, and tree roots, using all kinds of bizarre poses to push the delicate bottom into the arms of the top.
System: Plot successfully changed. The leads are cuddling. 100,000 yuan has been deposited into your Chicken Pay account. Please check your balance.
Story 2:
Author: Have the bottom get splashed with red wine at a banquet, have his clothes torn, and then… Hahaha!
Comments: This is too frustrating! If the fake young master doesn’t get what’s coming to him tomorrow, I’m dropping this novel!
Shen Yan climbs up a twelve-story building and places a finely tailored suit on the bottom’s windowsill. The next day, the bottom dresses up and dazzles everyone.
System: Plot successfully changed. The expected face-slapping has been delivered. 200,000 yuan has been deposited into your Chicken Pay account. Please check your balance.
And also: a deaf-mute maid, a male driver who catches the couple having sex in the car, a young lackey who spreads bedroom gossip, a waiter who gets splashed with water… and other characters who seem like passersby but turn out to be crucial.
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Shen Chenyan enjoys the daily thrill of receiving Chicken Pay deposit notifications.
Until one day, a domineering CEO with skin hunger grabs him and won’t let go; an ascetic movie star pulls open his tie and pins him in a corner; and the real and fake young masters glare at him with bloodshot eyes…
Shen Yan: Something seems off.
System: “The plot has collapsed!!! Collapse level: maximum!!! The author has given up trying to save it!!!”
Shen Yan: “…”
“Mission failed. Reader resentment has merged into a new instance: When the Background Character Becomes Everyone’s Darling. Host, please fulfill the readers’ expectations and complete the mission.”
“Did the worlds merge?” Shen Chenyan asks.
System: “Please cooperate, Host.”
“Professional male supporting character, mission accomplished.” Shen Chenyan takes off the glasses he has worn for ages without changing them. His long fingers brush back his bangs, revealing eyes brimming with emotion beneath the lenses. “Just pay me.”
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At first, when one million yuan lands in his Chicken Pay account, Shen Chenyan laughs with his hands on his hips. Readers are so naive! You can earn this much just by holding hands.
Shen Chenyan: This is delightful.
Later:
Readers: Aaaaaah, I can’t take it anymore! Make them do it! Right now! After this one, make him do that one! Aaaaah! I want to see Yan get used by everyone!!! Slurp slurp slurp!!
Shen Chenyan: W-wait… used by everyone? Is that what I think it is?
“Author, are you still there? I think we can still save this.”
The System’s voice is cold and merciless: “Professional male supporting character, mission accomplished.”
Shen Chenyan: “…”
Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day!
Preview 1: "The Lord God Comes, But He's Three and a Half Years Old" Pre-collection 2: "Professional male supporting actor must achieve his mission." "A professional male supporting actor must achieve his mission." Shen Chenyan threw away his glasses, "Just give me money." When the supporting role failed in its mission, he was forced to become a heartthrob... 10,000,000 Yuan has been received from Ji Pay Bao. Readers are still too young to actually earn so much just by holding hands. Chen Chenyan: Happy. Later: Reader: Ahhhhh, I can't stand it anymore, give me doi, doi now, finish this and doi that! I want to see Rag Yan!!! Prprpr! Chen Chenyan: Wait, wait... Rag? Is it the one I thought? "Author, author, are you still there? I think we can still save it a little bit more." System: "As a professional male supporting actor, your mission must be achieved. Please abide by the discipline. Otherwise..." Chen Chenyan: "..."
Let me tell you, my brother's obsession with Luo Luo is already pathological. He has not considered Luo Luo's feelings at all. It seems very selfish to me.
Alas, although I can understand Luo Luo, these recent chapters have been really frustrating.
How should I put it, in the end Luoluo still didn't know he was the little prince hahahahahahaha
I hate Xiang Cheng What are you doing? Why don't you let your eldest brother go even if he dies? What a complete family, but without the big brother to carry the burden, right?
It's so uncomfortable. Luoluo is too gentle and is always influenced by others and has never lived for himself.
Maybe this is Luoluo's obsession, after all, it's been so many years, but he will always let it go.
The selfishness of the Xiang family really emanates from their bones. It can be seen from my grandfather's generation that bad bamboos produce good bamboo shoots.
Ah? Is it so strange? At the end, there was a boss who controlled everything, his father was uneasy, and his brother made it clear that he wanted to take him back, but there was no reaction at all?
People's names are thrown around everywhere, and you have to rely on yourself to understand who they are after reading an article.