The Little Golden Dragon Was Reborn and Became a Hater of Thousands of People

Jian Jiarong, a little golden dragon who has been loved by everyone since birth, her greatest pleasure every day is eating, drinking and collecting glitter. That day, he woke up after sleeping with a crystal in his arms in a cave, and found that all the glitter was gone... Not only that, his mighty big claws, beautiful wings, and glowing scales are all gone... He turned into an ugly hairless monkey! Jian Jiarong looked at her white and slender fingers and couldn't help but let out a sigh. This must be too ugly. Forget it, the focus now is to find Liang Jingjing. But there are three major obstacles on the way to find Shining Shining. Obstacle 1: He dislikes his biological father who is shameful and useless. Obstacle 2: My biological elder brother who guards him as much as he guards against thieves all the time. Obstacle 3: A former online date and now a well-known anchor, this person accused him all over the Internet of being a disgusting bastard, causing great trouble for his travels. Although Jian Jiarong didn't listen to a single word of these people's bastard words, it was annoying when bugs kept chirping in her ears. Jian Jiarong sharpened his knife: "Can I eat them all?" Jian Jiarong's superb stone carving techniques have been widely praised. In this regard, Jian Jiarong said: A group of hairless monkeys who have never seen the world can accomplish things by scratching with their claws and gnawing with their teeth. What's the fuss? He used to dig out all the decorations in the cave bit by bit with his claws. The host raised the microphone to Jian Jiarong and said, "These skills are very difficult to learn now. Do you insist on it because of the dream of reviving the tradition?" Jian Jiarong: "I heard that the prize for the first place in your program is gold, so I came here." … Jian Jiarong: "So where is the gold? Give it to me quickly." Chi Fengxue, born in the next generation of the Tianshi family (a group of charlatans), was hailed as the successor of the Tianshi by a group of old liars in the family. His mantra is to eradicate the evil dragon and save the world. Chi Fengxue had always disdained the liars in her family until she met Jian Jiarong. Strange things always happen around this man. For example, thunder chases and strikes people, a tornado chases a man-made creature, and even the clouds in the desert chase him to provide shade. No one would believe this sight unless it was said to be a CG synthesis. While Chi Fengxue was silently reciting the core values ​​of socialism, Jian Jiarong transformed directly in front of him into a... Uh, eight-meter-long big lizard? Chi Fengxue: In this situation, should I call 110 or 120 first? It's quite urgent to wait online. A hundred-year-old young dragon who walks on the edge of lawlessness and has no sense of human social system suffers. A moral pacesetter in the new era, a professional metaphysician who speaks scientifically. ———————————— Pre-released article "Do Evil Ghosts Also Meet Perverts?" Ye Qiu died, and his nemesis didn't even turn red at his funeral. When his rival was in school, he was number one in ten thousand years, and he... Was second. His rival joined the same company on the same day as him. He was already a manager, but he... Was still a small specialist. Ye Qiu originally thought that since he died, his nemesis would be very happy and would at least open a bottle of champagne to celebrate for three days and three nights. Ye Qiu calculated that he would enter Fang Wenze's dream every night for at least a month, causing nightmares every day. But when Ye Qiu arrived at Fang Wenze's house, his nemesis suddenly raised his head and his gaze was like a bolt of lightning, directed towards the soul-like Ye Qiu. ! Ye Qiu was startled, almost thinking that he had been discovered by his mortal enemy. The next moment, his mortal enemy stretched out his hand and grasped Ye Qiu's floating ankle tightly like an iron pincer. Fang Wenze's voice was hoarse, and he sounded a little gloomy after not speaking for several days. "Got you," he said. Later, Ye Qiu found large and small rags in Fang Wenze's room. For example: Fang Wenze secretly picked up the calculation paper he threw away when he was drafting in school, smoothed it and framed it. Another example: After he finished signing in the office, he could never find the gel pens, but Fang Wenze had a lot of them at home. Ye Qiu: ... What kind of metamorphosis is this? You will always be the irreplaceable number one in my heart ———————————— Pre-released article "Robbing business with the King of Hell, right?" Ji Deng, a conscientious person who never leaves early for vacation and works overtime 365 days a year... The King of Hell. The biggest goal in life is to have a successful career, in other words, to make the world prosperous and run smoothly. But at this time, Ji Deng was holding the work report from the underworld, his hands were trembling slightly, and the veins on his forehead were jumping, and he was staring closely at the trembling black and white impermanent bull-headed and horse-faced faces underneath. "Can you please explain to me what it means to have zero performance for three consecutive months?" "Where are the people? Where have all the people died? Ah!??" "Look at the number of deaths in this world, and then look at the number of people in the underworld. We have more staff in the underworld than ghosts who come to reincarnate!" In fact, there have been cases where the number of deaths and the number of reincarnations did not tally up a few years ago, but Ji Deng only thought it was because there were too many wandering souls escaping. Until the past two years, the death toll has risen sharply, even approaching the death data during the war; but there are fewer and fewer souls in the underworld. As of now, there is not even a soul left in the underworld. Their performance in the underworld has been a big duck egg for three consecutive months. How could this happen? There were crooked melons and cracked dates under his hands, but none of them were of any use. As the king of hell, Ji Deng sighed and decided that he had to go out to the world to check it out in person. Ji Deng, who has not been to the human world for thousands of years, was shocked by the speed of development of the human world. The world is peaceful, people live and work in peace and contentment, and the happiness index remains high. There seems to be no problem, so... What's going on with the death index that's higher than during the war? Ji Deng didn't find any problems after living in the world for a month, but he couldn't bear to run back in despair. If he just goes back to the underworld, what's the difference between him and the trash he talks about. Ji Deng was embarrassed and endured another week in this world. Just when he was about to be forced to admit his uselessness and return home, he was suddenly pulled into a strange space. When everyone around him was screaming and fearful, Ji Deng slowly smiled. He said where have all his achievements gone? They are all here. Newcomers who enter this world have the highest mortality rate. What this world likes most is to kill newcomers in their faces. Therefore, the mortality rate among newcomers remains high above 90%. As the only unscathed newcomer in the group, Ji Deng has attracted the attention of all major forces. Many people are speculating on what Ji Deng does outside to have such a high psychological quality. In this regard, Ji Deng said: Killing someone in the face? I like. What could be happier than not having to do anything and having your performance come to you proactively? Intention: stick to yourself