
I Relied on Opera to Make Popular the Fragments from a Thousand Years Ago
我靠戏曲带火了千年前的残卷
by Green Cat (青提猫)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 243k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Coming of Age
- Cultural Heritage
- Urban
Synopsis
Demining: The author of the signed article does not understand opera at all and writes blindly to promote the plot. Don't click here if you want to read the serious content of Ba Jing Opera. This article mainly focuses on the daily life of attacking and receiving. Not recommended to read Not recommended to read Not recommended to read Self-restraint, courtesy and gentleness (indifferent, ruthless, fierce and ruthless) calligraphy and painting restorer Gong The second-rate guy off the stage is charming on stage (he talks like a king but behaves like an elementary school chicken). Kunqu opera actor suffers Copywriting of this article When Lu Wensheng was 7 years old, both of his parents died in a car accident. Before he could feel sad, the next day his grandfather brought back a little boy and pushed him in front of him and said, "I will be your brother from now on." Lu Wensheng was naughty and disobedient, and his brother was like his control group, making him even more miserable. Grandpa even spent all his money to teach this person who appeared out of thin air and had no blood relationship with him, even the ancestral painting and calligraphy restoration techniques. Lu Wensheng couldn't bear the rumors in the small county town, so he put his bag on his back, turned around and left the place. Seven years later, Lu Wensheng once again set foot in this rundown town. By this time, he had become an internationally renowned Kunqu opera artist. But his annoying senior brother had become the only shining pearl in this dirt-like dirt, making him unable to move his eyes away. Brother, they all say that objects are cold and soulless. No one can understand you, so let me give them color. I will let their stories be told throughout the world. ———————————— Serial article "The Little Golden Dragon is Reborn and Becomes the Dislike of Thousands of People" Jian Jiarong, a little golden dragon who has been loved by everyone since birth, her greatest pleasure every day is eating, drinking and collecting glitter. That day, he woke up after sleeping with a crystal in his arms in a cave, and found that all the glitter was gone... Not only that, his mighty big claws, beautiful wings, and glowing scales are all gone... He turned into an ugly hairless monkey! Jian Jiarong looked at her white and slender fingers and couldn't help but let out a sigh. This must be too ugly. Forget it, the focus now is to find Liang Jingjing. But there are three major obstacles on the way to find Shining Shining. Obstacle 1: He dislikes his biological father who is shameful and useless. Obstacle 2: My biological elder brother who guards him as much as he guards against thieves all the time. Obstacle 3: A former online date and now a well-known anchor, this person accused him all over the Internet of being a disgusting bastard, causing great trouble for his travels. Although Jian Jiarong didn't listen to a single word of these people's bastard words, it was annoying when bugs kept chirping in her ears. Jian Jiarong sharpened his knife: "Can I eat them all?" Jian Jiarong's superb stone carving techniques have been widely praised. In this regard, Jian Jiarong said: A group of hairless monkeys who have never seen the world can accomplish things by scratching with their claws and gnawing with their teeth. What's the fuss? He used to dig out all the decorations in the cave bit by bit with his claws. The host raised the microphone to Jian Jiarong and said, "These skills are very difficult to learn now. Do you insist on it because of the dream of reviving the tradition?" Jian Jiarong: "I heard that the prize for the first place in your program is gold, so I came here." … Jian Jiarong: "So where is the gold? Give it to me quickly." Chi Fengxue, born in the next generation of the Tianshi family (a group of charlatans), was hailed as the successor of the Tianshi by a group of old liars in the family. His mantra is to eradicate the evil dragon and save the world. Chi Fengxue thought that she would not pay attention to the liars in her family until she met Jian Jiarong. Strange things always happen around this man. For example, thunder chases and strikes people, a tornado chases a man-made creature, and even the clouds in the desert chase him to provide shade. No one would believe this sight unless it was said to be a CG synthesis. While Chi Fengxue was silently reciting the core values of socialism, Jian Jiarong transformed directly in front of him into a... Uh, eight-meter-long big lizard? Chi Fengxue: In this situation, should I call 110 or 120 first? It's quite urgent to wait online. ———————————— Pre-collection of the article "Thousand Layer Routines of Rich People" Ning Shu has had a silver spoon in his mouth since he was born, and he successfully inherited the family business as an only son when he grew up. He walks with style, is a gentleman, and is equipped with eight bodyguards when he goes out. With a wave of his hand, he can earn tens of billions of business. He is definitely a winner in life, the diamond king in the dreams of thousands of girls. But when she returns to her dreams at midnight, there is a secret that always keeps Ning Shu tossing and turning and unable to sleep. This secret, to say the least, would damage his image as a man. There's something wrong with his body. To put it bluntly - (cough cough) he's not very good at that aspect. Naturally, Ning Shu kept a tight lid on such a thing that was degrading to her dignity. She didn't even know about her parents, including the family dog. As a domineering CEO, Ning Shu has a very Buddhist temperament: If it doesn't work, it won't work. There are so many beautiful things in life, but it's just that kind of thing, so he won't do it yet. Ning Shu sounded nice, but deep down she was a little unconvinced: No, I didn't do anything harmful, why did this matter fall on me? The more Ning Shu thought about it, the more frustrated she became. Taking advantage of the dark and windy night, she dressed up like a bank robber and sneaked to the hospital. Ning Shu: I want to see what this is about. ---- After a series of complex and delicate examinations, Ning Shu held the diagnosis sheet, her fingers trembling slightly, looking at the old doctor with white hair, vague words and wrinkles on his face, full of questions. "No, it's okay? Are you sure it's okay? How could it be okay? If there's no problem, I--it won't move at all." The old doctor, who seemed more suitable to be admitted to the hospital than Ning Shu, had a kind tone, but he asked the person out unceremoniously. Ning Shu touched her nose in front of the closed door of the clinic, looked at the diagnosis sheet in her hand, and secretly cursed, "Quack doctor!" From then on, Ning Shu was completely discouraged and was too lazy to mess around anymore. After returning, Mr. Ning sat in his 100-square-meter office, looking down at the busy traffic below from the 40th floor. Holding a cup of steaming wolfberry tea, he blew on the mouth of the thermos cup, took a slight sip, and sighed: "Oh~ This is God's jealousy of talents, it's all fate~" ---- Ning Shu thought that his whole life would go by without any desire or pursuit. Until once and for all! Comprehensive! Inside and outside! After the physical examination, Ning Shu finally understood where God was testing him. It's not that he didn't react, he did react, but this reaction... Happened... In the hands of an anorectal doctor! Ning Shu's whole body was split open, and she didn't know whether to be embarrassed about meeting the doctor's eyes at this moment, or to be annoyed by his body's rebellion. When exactly did he have that problem? Ning Shu, who had never understood the issues between men and women, fell into deep self-doubt. ---- Adhering to the spirit of rigorous scientific research, Ning Shu decided that only by conducting experiments himself could he find out whether he had any problems in that area. But who to find for the experiment has become a problem. The duck in the nightclub? It doesn't work, it doesn't look clean, and there are too many people in the circle there, so it's easy to reveal your identity. A little star in the entertainment industry? No matter what, this place is not clean. Who knows what kind of monsters and monsters you will encounter. What if someone knows this and can't drive away even if they threaten him. Ning Shu thought about it but couldn't find a suitable candidate until one day when she was invited by her alma mater to give a speech. Ning Shu, who returned to school, was dazzled by the energetic and hormonal male college students. Then she looked at the thermos cup that she had never left her hand, and sighed, "It's good to be young." At this moment, Ning Shu had an idea. Yes, it was not safe for people outside. He could find a male college student to accompany him in the experiment. Is there anything safer than a powerless male college student? The point is that college students have never seen the world and don't have to worry about being blackmailed. --- After Ning Shu's careful selection, he found a simple, cheerful and cheerful college student. The most important thing is that this college student has a clear and silly aura. He can firmly hold the secret by giving him an internship and a job offer. Moreover, this man didn't look very straight, and Ning Shu's guilt was relieved a lot. Where is the straight man who thinks about knitting a pink floral cover for his thermos cup every day? ---- One day, Ning Shu's secret was suddenly exposed. When everyone was complaining about this dark relationship, the sole heir of a foreign old money family was at the forefront of the storm. @, With the caption: This is my wife, a bunch of rubes who have never even seen a husband and wife? The protagonist of the picture below is my clear and stupid college student. His little canary leaned lazily in front of a rare sports car that was limited to ten units worldwide, smiling wildly. Behind you can vaguely see large clusters of blooming roses and a castle that looks quite old. Netizen who eats melon: Well, well, I thought it was a robbery, but a bowl of dog food hit me on the head. Is this how you rich people play? We are also a part of your Play, right? Ning Shu, who was no less shocked than the netizens, rubbed her eyes: she looked at the sports car that she had only seen in magazines, and then at the castle that she had only seen on TV... Is this the so-called little canary who has never seen the world and can be deceived by using an internship agreement? Damn it, you've got someone in trouble. Is it too late for him to change to a college student now? ———————————— Pre-released article "Robbing business with the King of Hell, right?" Ji Deng, a conscientious person who never leaves early for vacation and works overtime 365 days a year... The King of Hell. The biggest goal in life is to have a successful career, in other words, to make the world prosperous and run smoothly. But at this time, Ji Deng was holding the work report from the underworld, his hands were trembling slightly, and the veins on his forehead were jumping, and he was staring closely at the trembling black and white impermanent bull-headed and horse-faced faces underneath. "Can you please explain to me what it means to have zero performance for three consecutive months?" "Where are the people? Where have all the people died? Ah!??" "Look at the number of deaths in this world, and then look at the number of people in the underworld. We have more staff in the underworld than ghosts who come to reincarnate!" A few years ago, there had been cases in the underworld where the number of deaths and the number of reincarnations could not be accounted for, but Ji Deng initially thought it was because there were too many wandering souls escaping. Until the past two years, the death toll has risen sharply, even approaching the death data during the war; but there are fewer and fewer souls in the underworld. As of now, there is not even a soul left in the underworld. Their performance in the underworld has been a big duck egg for three consecutive months. How can this happen! There were crooked melons and cracked dates under his hands, but none of them were of any use. As the king of hell, Ji Deng sighed and decided that he had to go out to the world to check it out in person. Ji Deng, who has not been to the human world for thousands of years, was shocked by the speed of development of the human world. The world is peaceful, people live and work in peace and contentment, and the happiness index remains high. There seems to be no problem, so... What is going on with the death index that is higher than during the war. Ji Deng didn't find any problems after living in the world for a month, but he couldn't bear to run back in despair. If he just returns to the underworld, what's the difference between him and the trash he talks about? Ji Deng was embarrassed and endured another week in this world. Just when he was about to be forced to admit his uselessness and return home, he was suddenly pulled into a strange space. When everyone around him was screaming and fearful, Ji Deng slowly smiled. He said where have all his achievements gone? They are all here. Newcomers who enter this world have the highest mortality rate. What this world likes most is to kill newcomers in their faces. Therefore, the mortality rate among newcomers remains high above 90%. As the only unscathed newcomer in the group, Ji Deng has attracted the attention of all major forces. Many people are speculating on what Ji Deng does outside to have such a high psychological quality. In this regard, Ji Deng said: Killing someone in the face? I like. What could be happier than not having to do anything and having your performance come to you proactively? Purpose: Husband and wife work together to promote traditional Chinese art









Ahhhhhhhhh so cute