Don't Force a Connection with My Secret Identity

Ikeda Aki and Ikeda Arashi were twins. After dying, they went right back to the life of overworked corporate wage slaves.

The siblings had completely different personalities: their older brother was emotional, while his younger sister was rational.

While testing secret identity cards for the Time-Space Travel Administration, which were about to gather dust and be scrapped, they somehow ended up building a family tree that included a dad, a mom, a grandpa, and all sorts of other relatives.

Ikeda Aki was breaking down: It's not like I wanted to claim them! They're the ones forcing themselves on us!

Dad Number One, Gojo Satoru: What are you talking about, Aki-chan? You and Arashi are obviously mine and Geto's children~

Ikeda Aki: Shut up! I'm not!

Dad Number Two, Dazai Osamu: Wow, the little slug isn't half bad-looking. How come you, kid, are so irritating?

Ikeda Aki: Get lost! Stay away from my sister!

Dad Number Three, Chrollo: I see. I managed to survive in Meteor City without dying even after abandoning you siblings. Is it because of some special talent?

Ikeda Aki: Thanks for asking. It was purely a coincidence of where we were dropped.

Ikeda Arashi held down her brother, who was about to explode with anger, and said calmly, "All you moms, dads, grandpas, grandmas, grandfathers, grandmothers, and aunties, it's time to settle all the child support you've owed us over the years."

Theme: Do you need family affection?