[Western Crossover] Has Sophie Recovered from COVID Today?

A tiny little short story, with shaky logic. I suddenly felt like writing a DC crossover after getting sick with COVID for the second time.

In the previous story, the female lead was going bald. In this one, she's sick. I'm once again being pretty mean to Batman.

For example, a giant bat falls from the sky.

And by sheer coincidence, there's a bowl of spilled egg custard right where he lands.

The female lead quietly wonders whether she should pull down his pants and change them for him...

Well, maybe not.

She's afraid she'll get her eyes dirty...

P.S. The [Gourmet] tag means there'll be plenty of culinary abominations in here...

Theme: Let the flower of life bloom brilliantly