Every Time I Open My Eyes, a Hot Man Has Found Me

Yuzu, a hugely popular magical girl, has run into a big problem.

Good news: She gets to visit other worlds.

Bad news: She goes as a doggo.

Good news: Every time she opens her eyes, there's a sucker willing to adopt her.

Bad news: Those suckers are all monsters who love tormenting a poor little doggo.

Including, but not limited to:

A red scarf who steals a dog's food and makes the dog run errands; a white-haired guy with a sweet tooth who insists on feeding the dog sweets; and a dark-skinned guy who's an excellent cook and a seasoned pet owner, but can turn on a dime...

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As a certain mafia boss and his subordinates engage in a gunfight, a little white fluffball drops out of the sky.

The fluffball puts its left paw on its right paw, then staggers away from the hail of bullets, falling over every couple of steps but somehow emerging without a scratch.

He grabs the fluffball by the scruff of its neck, meeting its bright black eyes with his own brown ones.

"A master of missing the dog?"

After exorcising a curse, a certain teacher is about to eat a cupcake when he fishes a fluffy doggo out of the bag.

Crumbs are still stuck around the doggo's mouth, and it reeks of cursed energy.

Just as he's about to exorcise it, the doggo produces all kinds of cupcakes.

He lifts his black blindfold, his beautiful blue eyes gleaming with interest.

"A curse born from cake?"

Scotland and Rye Whiskey face off on a rooftop.

"Bang!" A gunshot rings out.

Bourbon rushes upstairs, trying to hide his panic, only to find a white puppy standing on the unconscious Rye Whiskey's head.

Nearby, a blue kitten sits with a baffled expression.

"A dog paw delivering justice?"

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A little scene:

Just as Yuzu is having the time of her life, she suddenly discovers that her former owners have gathered together.

Yuzu: Ovo

The owners (smiling): So Yuzu has more than one owner, huh?

Now then, which owner does Yuzu love most?

Red Scarf: Me, of course~ I was the first person Yuzu ever met.

White Hair: Huh? It was obviously me! I even share my snacks with Yuzu!

Dark Skin: Mm... Yuzu, I've got some super tasty dog food here.

Yuzu: looks away.jpg

Yuzu refuses to answer and throws out an innocent, adorable doggo face.

The doggo knows nothing about love triangles.

Please note before reading:

1. There are lots of errors, and the story is a nonsensical comedy. Best not to overthink it. Just have fun!

2. It has a touch of the everyone-loves-the-heroine trope.

3. The main pairing is Boss Dazai.

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Finally, I hope you enjoy reading. Come give the adorable doggo a pat!

Coming soon: Love with Staying Alive as the Goal

I have a strange illness. If I don't fall in love, I grow weak until I die.

So love became an essential part of my life.

But no matter how sweet our romance was, my boyfriend would always break up with me within three months, for one reason or another.

Boyfriend No. 1: A white-haired guy I bribed with desserts. After I forgot to bring him dessert on one of our dates, he broke up with me.

Boyfriend No. 2: An innocent colleague who's always away on business. He was the one who confessed first, but eventually broke up with me on the grounds that office romances were forbidden.

Boyfriend No. 3: A squinty-eyed cult leader with a strange hairstyle. He was gentle while we were dating, but in the end, he called me a monkey and broke up with me.

Boyfriend No. 4...

Boyfriend No. 5...

Boyfriend No. 6...

That's when I realized that the illness had come with an inescapable curse: [I will always be dumped within three months of falling in love.]

Theme: Love and hope can overcome anything