Other young witches go to Hogwarts to study, find someone to date, and fight Dark Lords.
Vita Thorne is different. She went to Hogwarts with one thing in mind: becoming queen!
And before you know it, her seven years of school are nearly over:
While everyone else takes exams, she goes fishing, for merpeople!
While everyone else takes the moving staircases, she rides a ghost, Peeves!
While everyone else attends classes like proper students, she gets into trouble every few days. She won't avoid major disasters or minor mishaps. She's practically a walking cannon, blowing up anyone who annoys her. Just kidding. She'll blow up anyone she likes, too.
Hogwarts professor Minerva McGonagall once said, "Even the Marauders were little angels compared to her!"
Vita had only this to say: "Sorry, Professor. I really just want to improve!"
All hail the King of Hogwarts, Vita Thorne!
P.S. No pairings in the Marauders' era. Our heroine, fly free. Mom's too scared to chase after you. May you have smooth sailing on your journey to the throne.
Theme: Those aren't exploding cauldrons. The king is just disciplining her disobedient retainers!
