Whose Little Bastard Responds to Every Request?

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Comparison~) = Xu Gui, a rough little tortoise carved on the bottom of the wishing pool. Having just transformed into a human form in modern society, the little bastard touched his spiritually empty belly and silently put up a sign next to the wishing well: Believe in science and respond to requests! One day, a college student happened to pass by this place. He looked at the sign and sneered, and casually said, "Can you find me a date?" Xu Gui worked conscientiously, holding the coin and holding the red string for the whole night—— Until the college student woke up, clutching his sore waist and looking at the 190 black sports student on the bed, he suddenly fell into deep thought. It's really effective... But I am also a man! Xu Gui:...? You, you didn't ask for a gender? QAQ Later—— Those who sought sex/blessings in marriage were successful; those who sought sudden wealth were satisfied; those who sought weight loss and children also succeeded one after another. Even Judge Yue Lao and other gods and goddesses burst into tears with excitement: Xu Guiding is the true god who hides in the world! Xu Gui:... QAQ I'm just a bastard in the wishing well! Later—— After a long drought, rain will fall, and floods will no longer occur. The whole land of China is a good scene of smooth weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people. Xu Gui, whose spiritual power had greatly increased and had ascended to dragon status, held the golden ancient coin in his arms, looked at the client who gave him his first piece of business, and asked with great reluctance: "I can't complete your commission..." "How about I return the coin to you?" The client, Pei Wuxie, looked helplessly at Xu Gui's hand that was clutching the gold coin, and silently tied the red thread around Xu Gui's wrist. "No need," Pei Wuxie said, "Isn't it done now?" Xu Gui:...? "Aren't you here to seek marriage?" Pei Wuxie:. "I voluntarily obey the adjustment." Xu Gui:? ? ? ·1V1, HE, double clean ·Xu Gui (receiving) x Pei Wuxie (attacking) ·The original inspiration came from the Internet ·Imaginary personal settings, nonsense throughout the story, logical settings are all for the plot, don't go into details ·It is not recommended to have extreme food control. You don't need to tell me if you abandon the article. Don't quarrel. I wish you a happy reading. ★Advance receipt 1: "I married my fiancé and his uncle first" copy: Ye Zhicong has been well-behaved, sensible, and has excellent grades since he was a child. He is what teachers and parents call other people's children. He grew up step by step, studied, and took exams seriously. After graduation, he married a wife, had children, took care of his wife and children step by step, and then learned to be a good husband and father. I thought I would live a peaceful life. But unexpectedly, a marriage contract broke the tranquility he should have had. As the only young man of the right age in the Ye family, Ye Zhicong wanted to marry the Lu family, which was famous in the entire capital city. The other party was the well-known playboy in the circle, the young master of the Lu family - Lu Shiyuan. Yes, the other party is a man. Ye Zhicong is also a boy. Ye Zhicong lowered his eyes, thought for a moment, and silently revised his life plan. Get a wife (cross out), get married, have children (cross out), raise a dog. Then learn to be a qualified husband and dog owner. The tip of the pen paused, and Ye Zhicong added: Or you can raise a cat and become a qualified poop scooper^-^ Unexpectedly, Lu Shiyuan fell out in public, broke the engagement, and also laughed at people for being shameless and delusional about climbing to the top and joining a wealthy family. Overnight, Ye Zhicong became the laughing stock of Jiang City. Everyone is waiting to see the Ye family's joke. I just waited and waited, but the joke didn't come. But they waited until the news that the Lu family would continue to fulfill their engagement. But this time, the person who got married was actually the real leader of the Lu family, the second son of the Lu family, Lu Fang, whose name was only known in Jiang City but whose identity was unknown. ——Lu Shiyuan's uncle. Ye Zhicong didn't care. To be a qualified husband, it doesn't matter who the person is ^-^ - Rumor has it that Lu Fang is a man who has cut off all seven emotions and six desires, and is as cold as a pine covered with snow. No one can imagine what he will be like as a husband after marriage. He himself had never imagined it. Until one day, Ye Zhicong appeared in his world. He is gentle, well-behaved, and his curved eyebrows always have a smile. He has a good temper towards everyone, and is extremely gentle. But Lu Fang knew that the essence of extreme gentleness was absolute indifference. From then on, there was one more person in Lu Fang's heart. Since then, Jiang City has understood that the leader who controls the economic lifeline of Jiang City has an absolutely restricted area. Don't touch Ye Zhicong—— And Ye Zhicong's cat. - I want to plant a seed in the barren desert. In the name of love. Give birth to buds, bloom into flowers, and bear my likeness. ★Pre-receipt 2: Copywriting of "The Dragon Collapses": The border was broken and the country's power declined. Xie Yuncheng, who had been dead for many years, only had a broken soul floating on the Bailiang platform, watching the prince Lu Jue and his 800 soldiers fighting hard for thirty-one days on the city gate, fighting hard, but in the end no one survived. Xie Yuncheng held his forehead and smiled, with a glass of turbid wine in his hand to ask the sky. He wanted to ask, is the 'prosperous age' that the Xie family has achieved after all the members of the Xie family died tragically, is it really what the Lu family wants? Loyal bones are buried everywhere in Qingshan, and I would like to hear that my family and country are not surnamed Lu. Everyone sighed: This is the fate of the country, it is really the general trend—— ……Go? Xie Yuncheng opened his eyes again and looked at Lu Jue, who was dressed in red, had black hair tied high, and had bright eyes and white teeth, running towards him. He subconsciously put his arms around the man's thin waist. Well, it's warm, soft, and feels good. ……Etc? Lu Jue had a pair of sparkling dog eyes and said happily with a crying voice: "Brother Cheng, today is the day when I am conferred, you must come!" Xie Yuncheng was silent for two seconds, as if he couldn't believe it, and pinched the person's waist. ——Just pinch the person to the ground and throw him into his arms. Xie Yuncheng looked at Lu Jue's instantly red ears and suddenly understood: Twelve years of the Apocalypse. As long as God does not perish, I will thank my family. In this year, the Xie family has not yet been harmed by traitors, and the Xie Mansion is still the rock of the country that everyone in the court needs to look up to. The eldest sister, mother, father and brother are all loyal and good. Xie Yuncheng glanced at Lu Jue. If the imperial power of his Lu family were overturned... It's not that this innocent and harmless little prince can't be put to use. But if you want people to believe that the Xie family, which has never been involved in party strife, suddenly switched sides and supported Lu Jue to rise to power, there is another troublesome matter—— It is necessary to first deal with the embarrassing things that His Highness Lu can't hide in his heart. In the year when the body was shrouded in horse leather, Xie Yuncheng saw it with his own eyes through his spiritual consciousness floating in the air. In the past, His Highness Lu, who had always been heartless and would only bicker and talk with himself but never do anything serious, wiped the blood from his face with his trembling fingertips and planted a gentle kiss on his lips reverently. Ouch, that's difficult. Xie Yuncheng put away the folding fan in his hand, took a wrong step and pushed Lu Jue's figure away, and smiled with his fox eyes and lowered eyebrows. "Your Highness, Mr. Lu, throws himself into your arms like this. It's really offensive to others to see." Lu Jue's eyes were not only red, but the redness also extended from his ears to his neck. He gritted his teeth tightly and remained silent, but secretly swore in his heart. Wait until I kill my father and seize power, and I will ensure that your Xie family is filled with loyalty and prosperity for generations to come! I will definitely tie you to a dragon trap day and night——! Please, love me. ★Tweet the finished article, please click on the column and pack it away: "If you flirt randomly, you will be arrested by the captain [E-Sports]" Fishing style Pipi Shou × Cold abstinence attack "After being fished away by Xiao Tian O [E-Sports]" Natural Cat Catching Cat Shou × Explicitly Flirtatious Talk Attack Copywriting time: 2023.06.22 Intention: Do good deeds without worrying about the future