Ruan Bai is a useless sports student. He doesn't understand science and can't memorize liberal arts. He wants to be beautiful and have a pretty face, but he also wants brains... And a pretty face.
As a result, once he traveled to the turbulent court, he was given the title of a genius admonisher. The original owner was an outstanding literary talent and a prolific scholar. He was a prostitute at the age of seventeen and entered the admonishment court at the age of twenty. He was a popular person in front of the late emperor. He was rumored to be a prime minister with great power in the world in the future. He often threatened to die to make his ambition clear. He was also a sick young man who vomited blood when he got anxious.
Ruan Bai, who had just made the new emperor furious: OvO?
Fighting with Confucian scholars? Boasting about life? Me?
No... What does it mean to brag about students?
Just when all the ministers thought that Ruan Bai, who was conceited and arrogant and had a strong temper, was about to hit the pillar and die, the man who had been so angry just now knelt down with a plop and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Your Majesty is right!"
The new emperor's expression was distorted. Before he could issue the decree, all civil and military officials in the court fell to their knees in panic, "Your Majesty, please calm down! Since ancient times, admonishing officials should not be killed in court and abuse of punishment! In order to avoid being criticized by the world for being a coward, Your Majesty!!"
So on the first day of the court, Ruan Bai was thrown into prison because he entered Fengtian Hall with his left foot first.
I don't understand what Jili Gulu is saying· Ruan Bai: QAQ
Save me first, save me, save me!
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Everyone discovered that the Qingliu admonisher who took every step and gasped three times, who didn't like anything he saw but wanted to criticize, suddenly changed his mind. He no longer relied on his talent and arrogance, nor was he terminally ill. His face was as rosy as if he had taken some Shiquan Dabu pills.
The young admonisher, dressed in red, stood out and hooked the shoulder of his colleague whom he had scolded as "arty". He opened his mouth and praised: "Brother, you are so talented in literature!"
Facing the minister who once impeached him for writing an inscription in the Chu Palace "for fame and reputation", he opened his eyes and praised: "Brother, your calligraphy is so good!"
"Pretentious" royal relatives, "pedantic" relatives of the country...
There is also the cold-faced prince who he declared in public that "cutting the grass must be eradicated to eliminate future troubles forever". He calmly took action and beat several ruffians to death with just a string of Buddhist beads. Ruan Bai's eyes lit up:
"Damn it! Brother Gu is such a jerk!"
"Teach me, teach me, teach me, teach me! I really want to learn QAQ!"
Xiao Rong, the cold-faced prince, kept his expression unchanged and walked past without giving him a single glance.
Ruan Bai's fist is hard, man, you can show off!
He wants to learn OvO even more!
Only the next day, Ruan Bai was imprisoned because of his disobedience in front of the palace.
Ruan Bai: TAT
First, I'll fish, I'll fish, I'll fish, I'll fish! !
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There are rumors in the palace that the idle prince Xiao Rong, who has always been aloof from political affairs and party disputes, suddenly changed his mind and began to secretly train counselors in the palace, plotting some big event.
The counselors were all making plans, and while they were arguing, they suddenly heard shouts from outside the mansion, "Master Ruan has been fished out!"
Ruan Bai walked past the wall with a smile on the back of the Minister of Rites, "Brother, thank you! You are my reborn parents! My foster father!"
Xiao·Wuzheng Wurong plucked the string of beads in his hand and narrowed his gloomy eyes.
Can you catch Ruan Bai and become your father?
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Xiao Rong was dressed in white and had a cool and ascetic face. After the new emperor succeeded to the throne, he lived in seclusion. Everyone said that he acted wisely to protect himself. He killed his younger brother first if he could not protect his own brother from taking the throne. No one dared to get too close to him.
No one knew that in his yard full of red plum blossoms, the snow would be trampled to pieces by a boy in red who loved to climb over the wall.
Ruan Bai stole the wine and sneaked into the Rennuo Pavilion with familiarity, "I knew you weren't asleep yet! Hehe!"
Day and night, he provided ideological guidance to this 'poor little' who was isolated in the harem and bullied by the court. When he drank too much, he wiped away his tears eagerly, "It's okay, brother! It's not good for you to be from your original family! From now on, brother, I will protect you!"
But despite everything... How could his poor little brother seek power and usurp the throne to become the emperor? !
Ruan Bai would never be sent to prison again. He was trembling and couldn't get out of the big bed. He clutched his sore waist and buttocks and grinned, "Wait, wait, brother, what are you doing?"
Xiao Rong's broad figure shrouded the person in front of him, and dots of thin white skin were exposed under the loose clothes of the person in front of him, which looked like red plums in the snow outside the hospital.
He thought about it day and night, and finally developed the most disdainful ambition in the past, just to get the person he wanted from prison.
Xiao Rong changed his usual composure, his gloomy eyes showed a sickly red color: "*you,"
"... Call your adoptive father again?"
Ruan Bai:? ? ?
#I regard you as my brother but you want to be my daddy?
#Redemption! How could I become a disaster for the country and the Demon Queen!
A person with a low IQ and a natural dullness vs. A black-bellied person with a dark belly, dampness and brain replenishment
ShuangjieStraight man, stupid beauty x crazy criticizing feudal daddy
Poor body shapeMindless x UnhappyThe brain circuit is strange x The brain is really sick
Intention: Let me, let me, let me, let me!