The Police Academy Instructors'

After I was transmigrated into the Detective Conan world while writing a disciplinary report.

Other transmigrators: Raising hell with the police academy squad and pushing the rules to their limits.

Bai Zhou: Thanks for asking. I'm currently pinning the top cadet to the ground and making him turn in a ten-thousand-word disciplinary report tomorrow.

Other transmigrators: Thriving in the Black Organization and wreaking havoc with their knowledge of the plot.

Bai Zhou: Thanks for asking. Another day as a code name-less tool in the Black Organization, being a loudmouthed troll.

Other transmigrators: I love intimidating Conan and pretending to be Shuichi Akai or Toru Amuro.

Bai Zhou: Thanks for asking. I'm checking the disciplinary report I made the little detective write for being so reckless.

This is a story about a fake Six Kills Five.

Bai Zhou: My four classmates are all dead, but I'm pretty optimistic because they're all me.

But what excuse am I supposed to use to explain this scientifically impossible situation and convince everyone that I really don't have a self-destructive streak?

P.S. I started writing without an outline, so please forgive the erratic plot (bows).

The CP is set: Rei Furuya.

Content warning: The protagonist has had an ex before (they didn't go all the way). If that bothers you, click the top left (sorry for the unplanned writing and sudden inspiration).

Theme: Light will always triumph over darkness