A Fox-Keeping Handbook [GL]

[Alluring fox beastwoman x sweet, soft human] The title has changed. Don't be surprised if you've read this before. Humans recklessly damaged the environment, leaving Earth with a harsh, unpredictable climate unfit for habitation. They also dumped nuclear waste into the ocean, causing a global genetic disease. These combined factors led to humanity's extinction. Seventy million years later, animals mutated into beastfolk because of radiation, and became the undisputed masters of this new world. Human culture had vanished without a trace. Fox Junyu joined an archaeology professor in searching for traces of humanity and studying human ruins. One time, while working overtime, she found a lowly creature that looked a lot like a beastfolk but had neither pheromones nor any beastfolk characteristics. Fox Junyu adored her cute pet. "You're so adorable. I'll call you Guai Guai." Xu Danruo transmigrated by accident and was taken home by Fox Junyu. To survive in this strange world, she had no choice but to cling to Fox Junyu, her generous benefactor. Fox Junyu proudly bragged to her online followers, "My Ruoruo is so smart. She can cook and use the toilet by herself, and she even brushes my fur for me." Xu Danruo grumbled to herself, "My pet owner is useless at taking care of herself. This house would fall apart without me." A netizen commented, "I'm so jealous! Please give me a dozen well-behaved, sensible pets like that." Fox Junyu said smugly, "My Ruoruo can even speak beastfolk language." "..." Xu Danruo was confused. Why had beastfolk evolved so many different sexes? She was desperate to pee and rushing to the mall's restroom. It was an emergency. Could someone tell her which of the six restrooms she was supposed to use? Xu Danruo pointed at two male beastfolk walking ahead, arms around each other's shoulders and tails entwined, and asked Fox Junyu, puzzled, "So, are these two boys gay?" Fox Junyu put an arm around Xu Danruo's waist, glanced at them, and shook her head. "No, they're straight." Xu Danruo: "???" Are you sure you're not messing with me? The internet erupted in an uproar. Netizen A exclaimed, "Breaking news!!! We've found a human!! We really found a human!!" Netizen B said, "Didn't they say humans had gone extinct? The legendary humans really exist!" Netizen C clasped their hands, eyes full of admiration. "I heard humans treated beastfolk really well. They gave them delicious food and kept them warm. They were as great as the Beast God." Netizen D shouted angrily, "Don't let humans trick you! They love eating beastfolk meat. Do you know how much of our ancestors' flesh humans ate in ancient times?" Xu Danruo said, "Uh... I don't eat beastfolk who can talk." Some mute netizens: "..." Late at night, Xu Danruo climbed into Fox Junyu's bed and once more reached out with her wicked hands toward those thick, fluffy ears. She finally got to touch them. She'd been craving it for so long. Fox Junyu wrapped her arms around Xu Danruo's slender waist, feeling especially shy. Was she trying to court her? The next day, when she saw Xu Danruo pestering Mao Yike to let her squeeze her cat ears, Fox Junyu angrily carried Xu Danruo back to their room. You scoundrel! You touched my ears and now you want to go find another cat? Not a chance. [ABO setting. Fox Junyu is an omega at first, then undergoes a second differentiation and becomes an Enigma. Xu Danruo is a human with only two sexes.] [Original setting, no sidekicks] Please check out my new yuri novel, The Female Lead Is a Lovesick Fool After Transmigrating Into a Book. Synopsis: Su Qian transmigrates into a sweet, silly romance novel for a vacation. Every day, she watches the male lead, Zhu Qingyu, interact with the female lead, Xu Mengxin, and silently cheers them on in her heart. "Kiss already! Why aren't they together yet? Hurry up and kiss her. Tell her, 'You're my woman.'" Xu Mengxin frowns. Her neighbor seems so cool and distant, so why is she so noisy inside? Why can Xu Mengxin hear Su Qian's thoughts whenever she gets close? Xu Mengxin discreetly glances at Su Qian. Why does Su Qian care so much about her romance with Zhu Qingyu? In the dead of night, a scream rings out from the bedroom of a rented apartment. A horror movie is playing on the computer on the little tea table. Su Qian curls up on her small rug, eating potato chips as she looks at her phone. The crunching drowns out the female protagonist's screams from the computer. System 233, in the form of a ragdoll cat, sits in Su Qian's lap and gnaws on a dried fish. "Host, why did you insist on vacationing in a small world? You're not participating in the mission right now, so you can't use any items. If the male and female leads drag you into the plot, it'll be hard to get out." Su Qian sucks on her finger and shrugs helplessly. "I can't help it. My mom's pressuring me to get married, so I randomly picked this sweet romance story. As long as we stay away from the leads, taking a vacation here should be easy." System 233 hesitantly reminds her, "But, um, we live next door to the male lead." Su Qian: "..." Zhu Qingyu holds Xu Mengxin's hand in the hallway, acting all lovey-dovey. He offers her the milk tea he's already taken a sip from and coaxes, "Come on, drink it. I tried it for you. It's delicious." Xu Mengxin takes the milk tea and sees Su Qian, her next-door neighbor, come out carrying a trash bag. Su Qian makes a show of turning her back to them as she waits for the elevator, while sneaking glances in their direction. An excited little voice comes through Xu Mengxin's mind. "Ooh, they're sharing one milk tea. This guy's hopeless. You can't see me, you can't see me. I'm just part of the scenery. Oh my god, why are you looking at me?" The sweet atmosphere vanishes, and Xu Mengxin instantly loses interest. Su Qian is about to go to bed when Xu Mengxin calls. Xu Mengxin says through sobs, "Su Qian, could you come over and keep me company? I'm... scared of thunder." Su Qian says, "Tsk. It's just thunder. What's there to be scared of? I don't get it." When she gets to Xu Mengxin's home, the thunder scares Su Qian so badly that she dives under Xu Mengxin's covers. Can someone tell her why the thunder sounds so loud up here on a high floor? A sly look flashes in Xu Mengxin's eyes as she hugs Su Qian and comforts her. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you to come over." Su Qian grits her teeth, seething. "I shouldn't have answered that call." Theme: Humans and animals living in harmony