Li Feiniao is reborn inside his childhood friend's game, but as far as he's concerned, the game is full of bugs.
The technology is full-dive,
the genre is Western fantasy RPG,
the protagonist is still a hero,
and the main quest is still to slay the dragon and defeat the Demon King.
And he...
is a tree in the game.
Which means
The hero fights monsters, and he watches.
The hero talks to NPCs, and he watches.
The hero chops down a tree, and he wat...
Wait, he can't just watch this one. Why is the hero coming for him?
Crash!
A dull thud rings out, and the branches tremble.
Li Feiniao, who can neither speak nor move and can only adjust his view up, down, left, and right, suddenly feels a pain at the back of his head and falls flat on his back.
At last, he gets a clear look at the hero.
Lin Quanle?
He stares at his childhood friend's face, shocked and bewildered.
Before he can make sense of what's happening, someone picks him up.
Picks him up?
Li Feiniao suddenly feels an itch in his head, as if a brain is about to grow there.
Wait, can he even be picked up? Isn't he a tree?
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Childhood-friend gong x childhood-friend shou
Li Feiniao x Lin Quanle
[Reading Guide]
(^з^) Bird gong, Le shou;
(^з^) The bird's early forms vary, but he eventually becomes a one-horned, melee-combat succubus;
(^з^) The author is an idea machine and part-time king of terrible puns;
(^з^) You'll be laughing until you cry, QAQ.
Appendix:
[User Experience Survey for a Certain Game]
Question 31: What do you think this full-dive open-world game, "Slay the Demon," could improve?
A. The boring mechanics are its original sin.
B. The story is terrible.
C. It's crawling with bugs.
D. Bringing dead people back to life in a game is just ridiculous, hey! (Answer provided by Li Feiniao.)
"Pick D! Pick D!"
Thus spoke Zarathustrabird
Theme: Strive tirelessly to improve yourself.
"Nightmare Cleaner" is open next door. If you are interested, you can check it out~ [Fake human attack × fake AI receive] [Qin Yuyi × Shang Jue] 01 Dreams are a kind of energy. Developable, usable, sustainable, clean and efficient. But it does not include those dark evil thoughts that breed in the subconscious. These evil thoughts will affect the purification of energy and are impurities, so they must be filtered. Zhongmeng Company hires a large number of people to deal with evil thoughts every month. They are not regular employees, they just receive money to do things. These people come from all over the world and have their own strengths. But once they enter the dream, they have a unified name—— Nightmare Cleaner. 02 There is a legend circulating in the nightmare cleanup community: The evil thoughts in dreams sometimes escape and gather into powerful energy bodies. They will lurk in human daily life without a trace, creating betrayal, separation, oppression, and death, and feeding on them. There are limited ways to fight against energy bodies. Whether in a dream or outside a dream, traditional cleansers often choose non-material processing methods, such as magic in the West E area, spells in the East C area, Qi refining in the East A area... They never thought that someone would use a mecha to deal with energy bodies, and even drive the mecha into their employer's dream. Can he hit an enemy immune to physical output with a mecha? [The escape of an ultra-high-intensity energy body has been detected. Should we pursue it? In the cockpit of the mecha, Qin Yuyi stared at the target locked by the radar, smiled, and simply raised his arm to take aim. Boom! The target disappears instantly. With all the cleaners stunned, Qin Yuyi controlled the mecha and waved at them. Welcome to the world of technology flow. 03 Qin Yuyi had to raise a lot of things, and he worked six jobs before getting the cleaner qualification certificate. The seventh part is to take Synaesthesia, the successor of Zhongmeng Company, to collect information. That guy went to the same university as him and was two years ahead of him. I was studying drama, and I kept saying all day long that the things I wrote had no artistic value. In Qin Yuyi's opinion, this is completely unnecessary. Shang Jue is the successor of a super company. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has everything he wants at his fingertips. Gathering inspiration for art is simply a matter of idleness. However, although he hates super companies, he is not bothered by Shang Jie as his successor, and even feels that it is good to have a sense of connection with him. Two people share one body, The speed of clearing nightmares skyrocketed. The higher he ranks in the Cleaner Ranking, the greater the bounty will be. In his mind, Shang Jue gradually changed from an employer to a "fairly pleasing guy". But he didn't expect that the day they finally met... Shang Jue, who has never revealed his true identity, is actually not a human being? Food Guide (^з^) Plot flow, long story; (^з^)Gong is a career batch; (^з^) In the early stage of attack and reception, they belong to their respective camps and compete against each other; (^з^) A rational person is emotional, a cold person is desperate, and a wise person should fall in love.
Extra! Extra!! (Raising arms and shouting)
It's over... Wait?! It's over?!! No, so is there something I didn't see?