She Is Just a Zombie!

I am reborn! In my last life, I was a weak zombie. I didn't care to lose my mind like those zombies. I only liked to eat vegetarian food. But even though I was such a salty fish, I still encountered the bad luck of death. I was killed by a man falling from the sky. Ah! Roar! I'm angry! I'm crazy! In this life, I will work hard to exercise and become a zombie! So what if humans built high walls? I took the pole and crossed the city wall, rushed into the happy family of three, and snatched the cornbread from the hands of the children! Stupid humans! Good things like Wo Wo Tou can only be dedicated to this king! —— Doomsday reporter: "What did this zombie do to you? Were you bitten?" The little girl looked at the broken microphone in the reporter's hand and said hesitantly, "She... She is so scary! She took away my only food!" "Wowotou!" Doomsday Reporter: "How terrifying! The world has actually evolved zombies that can snatch Wowotou! How can humans be blamed! How can Wowotou be blamed! On behalf of the Wowotou Association, I strongly condemn her!" —— I looked at the degenerate group of zombie hobos who only fought for food every day, and sighed deeply. Zombies! If you are so stupid, you will be smashed to death by humans falling from the sky! Roar! I must make them as strong as me! Become a zombie that can steal food from humans! —— Doomsday Reporter: "Excuse me, what are you doing? Don't you feel hungry?" The zombie tied to the treadmill foamed at the mouth: "Abba, Abba, roar!" Doomsday reporter: "Oh my God! There are such evil zombies in the world! It's so scary to make you exercise every day without eating!" "She must have been a gold medal fitness coach during her lifetime!" Zombie: "Abba, Abba, roar!" Doomsday Reporter: Okay, maybe this is a zombie daily and infrastructure article? There is no logic at all. The characters in it are probably the same as in the anime. They will die when it is time to die. Otherwise, they will not die even if they don't eat for ten thousand years... Suitable for mindless reading! Purpose: Happy every day