All Become Sperms! I'm Numb!

The author Chao Yujing, the author of Poujie, was typing words every day, but he heard a sarcastic voice, "What is this written? The dogs shook their heads after reading it." Chao Yujing was furious, "You can do it!" Then she watched the keyboard move on its own. ! ! ! Long live! My keyboard is perfect! In fact, not only the keyboard, almost everything in the world has become a spirit. The only problem is that only Chao Yujing can communicate with them. When he encountered a gangster holding a hostage with a knife, he shouted at Yujing, "Don't do anything stupid! There will be no good end for following him. Stopping in time is your only choice!" The gangster frowned, "What the hell are you talking about!" But he didn't expect the knife in his hand to shout, "The sky is unkind, Huang Tian is in charge, I will abandon the darkness and turn to the light!" Everyone saw the gangster waving the knife in his hand and stabbing himself. The knife that was restrained and tagged by the police smiled and said, "From now on, I will also be organized!" Chao Yujing:...... That's a fucking number! —— On the way home, I saw a young lady jumping into the river. Chao Yujing was startled and leaned on the railing facing the river and said, "Don't eat everything, you'll get upset, you know?" He thought about the behavior of being fished out of the stomach with various tools, "You are right!" "He tui!" So, the young lady who had just jumped into the river was sprayed out by a mouthful of water. Young lady:? ? ? ! ! ! —— After finally returning home, Chao Yujing saw the big bed blocking the door, "..." "What do you want to do?" Bed: "How come the quilt can be exposed to the sun every day, and I want to be exposed to the sun too! I'm going to get moldy!" Men: "Nima, Jing Jing'er, please take care of it, I'm going to be out of breath!" Carpet: "You can't get in anymore, it hurts so much when you step on it~" Chao Yujing: "..." Intention: Happy every day