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When Lin Shaodeng woke up, he discovered that he had been reborn in the body of a bottom-tier internet celebrity.
He was overjoyed. He cheered with delight and immediately ran to the company building to reunite with his boyfriend
Only to see his boyfriend get out of a car with an even shorter guy in his arms, smiling gently and acting affectionately. Their fingers were intertwined, and the matching wedding rings on their hands gleamed brightly.
Lin Shaodeng: ...?
Lin Shaodeng: No need to panic. That guy looks at least sixty percent like me. Going by the usual tropes in certain novels, he's definitely a substitute.
A few minutes later.
Lin Shaodeng put on a clown mask: So the substitute was me all along.
At the bar, Lin Shaodeng got completely wasted after his first drink. In a daze, he seemed to hear the bartender talking about something. Apparently, someone had gone mad on Tomb-Sweeping Day and burned a full eighty thousand gold ingots. They also said that this year, on the anniversary of someone's death, he had gone and dug up Changxiao Mountain to build a temple. The guy was completely unhinged, in a refreshingly unconventional way.
Lin Shaodeng found it pretty amusing and laughed with his head on the table.
"At least Young Master Shen is smart enough to know that gold is hard currency. He hasn't burned paper money, cash, or houses like he did a few years ago."
Only then did Lin Shaodeng remember that he had a friend surnamed Shen, too.
They had grown up together and gone to school together. They had been so close they could share a pair of pants, and once they had been inseparable.
Slowly, he took out his phone and expertly dialed the number he knew by heart.
What a heartless guy. I wonder if he ever misses me.
Green-tea widow, seductive and calculating 1 x gullible fool who counts the money after being tricked 0
Shen Siyao x Lin Shaodeng
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Just after getting off the plane, Duan Laiyi called an old friend, planning to ask him to pick him up.
To his surprise, his friend exclaimed, "You're still alive?!"
Duan Laiyi, who had only gone abroad for two years to further his music studies: "?"
His ex-boyfriend hated him and spread rumors about him everywhere. Some people actually believed them, causing plenty of trouble for Duan Laiyi's career as he tried to put a band back together.
Okay. If he couldn't solve the problems, then he'd solve the source of the problems.
Duan Laiyi went and joined his ex-boyfriend's band, giving him a little shock.
"You, "
"Bro, you can fool other people with that stuff, but don't fool yourself."
His ex was furious and started fighting with him right there.
Duan Laiyi whistled.
What a rookie. I can pin you down with one hand.
And then, as they fought, they ended up in bed.
Their old feelings reignited, and the sparks threatened to burn them both to ashes. His ex-boyfriend still stubbornly told him to get lost.
"Nope." Duan Laiyi insisted on kissing him and dragging him toward the bed. "I already died. Can't you cut me some slack?"
"Say something. You don't like having a living husband, so do you hate having a dead one too?"
Immature, sharp-tongued, cat-teasing-rod seme x short-tempered tabby uke who blows up at the slightest provocation
Duan Laiyi x Jiang Xu
Theme: Hold firmly to your beliefs and persevere through every setback.
Wait: Isn't he sick?
Thought: This sworn vow is not necessary
Thinking: It's so difficult for me. Every day I'm afraid that cabbage will be eaten by pigs.
The same type of article next door "I heard you spread rumors that I am dead" [Funny cat stick attack x bad-tempered tanuki Hua Shou, little □□ flying dog jumping love] is being serialized. If you are interested, you can click to read it, Aligado, (bow
Hahaha, I didn't expect that the scumbag actually liked Si
It's over! Ahem, I suggest Xiao Shen make a copy of the stuff he has seen and send it to me ()
No, the more I read the comments, the more I feel something is wrong. Is this massage real?
Hahahaha, in the last chapter, I thought it was a massage, but it turned out that Dada was driving with his mind.
Ha? Are they really giving a massage?
Brother, your wife is like this, are you no longer a man?