The Goofy Player's Noble Academy Simulator

[See the column or below for upcoming stories. Next up: Inheriting Affection from Multiple Playthroughs [Noble Academy]] A poor scholarship student transfers to a noble academy. She is exceptionally beautiful. Her classmates all bet on how long it will take for the F4 to bully her into dropping out, but then they see this: On the first day, the scholarship student takes over the entire lawn to grow crops. On the second day, the scholarship student demolishes the academy's grand auditorium. On the third day, the scholarship student builds a huge mansion on the spot. On the Nth day, the scholarship student... beats someone up in front of everyone, punching and kicking them until they pass out! * A player downloads a pixel-art, casual RPG called Tales of Noble Academy. To get rich, chop down trees first. Then, after chopping trees, plant crops. [Congratulations, you enslaved a young master from a wealthy family to help you clear land. Morality -100] [Congratulations, you dug up a treasure while tilling the soil. Money +1000] [Congratulations, you developed a new strain of rice that can keep people from starving. Reputation +10000] One day, the player gives some trash to a pixel character with the title "F1" over his head. He blushes and gives her a diamond in return. The player's gaze sharpens. Trading with this general store clerk is such a great deal! I'll dump all my trash on him! Wait, why is this pixel character getting clearer and clearer... [Congratulations, you've maxed out everyone's affection! High-definition character portraits are now unlocked. Choose your favorite and start a romance~] Player: Oh wow, so this game has a harem route achievement to unlock too?! Then... I'll take them all? * Bonus scene>>> Ever since Lin Meili found out that she had transmigrated, she thought back over everything she'd done: taking over land, blowing up a school, stealing snacks by force, delivering all kinds of cheesy pickup lines, catching a fish from the lake and grilling it on the spot, and giving identical roses to every member of the academy's F4 before making off with their money. Lin Meili (confused): How have I survived this long? Everyone else: Just look at the titles over your head, like [Agricultural Research Expert], [Front-Page News], and [First Female Principal of the Academy]! You're amazing! Got it. There will always be scholars ready to argue my case for me (. Tips before reading: * The female lead has transmigrated, but doesn't know it. She's a chaotic-good type of player. * The CP will be determined as the story develops. * This is my take on a noble academy, with a fictional setting and an exaggerated tone. >>> Upcoming story: Inheriting Affection from Multiple Playthroughs [Noble Academy] You get hooked on a noble academy simulator game. First playthrough: You become the campus goddess, and then you're dead. Second playthrough: You become a genius rising star, and then you're dead. Third playthrough: You become a top idol, and then you're dead. What a garbage game. It ruined your youth. But then familiar game characters appear in your ordinary real life. The voice of the System rings in your mind once more. Fourth playthrough, huh? Blurb written on 2022/09/07, revised on 2025/06/03. Theme: You can become whoever you want to be.