I Voluntarily Turned Myself into a Biscuit

(The main story is complete, so feel free to dive in! I've added an extra that doesn't quite count as an extra chapter.)

As Wen Qi understood it, a combat trial meant going in and fighting. Then he hid his identity and accidentally entered one:

He turned into a pretty mermaid with a silver tail.

He turned into a little snowman.

He turned into a tiny elf.

He turned into a little cookie.

Hey! I may call myself a useless little cookie all the time, but that doesn't mean you can actually turn me into one!

Wen Qi couldn't hide the cookie-like scent coming from his body. Uncle, help! They all seem to want to eat me QAQ

Xie Zhu's face darkened. It smells pretty good. I want to bite him.

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Even Wen Qi, slow on the uptake as he was, realized that Xie Zhu favored him.

There was a reason he was so weak. He hadn't been hiding anything on purpose, but when he saw Xie Zhu constantly defending, helping, and protecting him, being weak didn't seem so bad after all.

Wen Qi was sure he had tamed Xie Zhu. Xie Zhu was his most faithful believer.

But on the night his secret identity was exposed, Wen Qi ran away from home.

Then he was caught and brought back.

Xie Zhu sneered. "Vermilion Bird?"

Wen Qi whispered, "It wasn't me."

Even as Xie Zhu pinned him down, Wen Qi still wouldn't admit it. But the only thing about him that was hard was his mouth.

"You can't take advantage of my weak body to do all that to me! If you've got the guts, let's fight in the combat trial!"

"If you can get up tomorrow, go ahead."

"Then let's go right now! W-wah! Waaaaah... Lao Xie, help me..."

"And you still dare to call someone else's name?"

"I... I won't do it again, waaaah... I was wrong, I repent..."

I'll do it again next time.

I have other secret identities, too.

Xie Zhu: Turn into a mermaid for me, and I'll forgive you for keeping things from me.

Wen Qi: QAQ

Xie Zhu: A little dragon person is fine, too. Or a fox, an elf, you pick.

Wen Qi: C-can I be a little cookie? QAQ

1v1. A seemingly cold, abstinent attacker who secretly loves someone sweet and clingy x a cookie recipient who's good at acting spoiled and getting his way.

A few notes from Niangao:

1. A fluffy, brainless sweet romance. The transformations start after chapter twenty~

2. Neither the competition nor the space setting is serious. There isn't much mecha content. It's all made up, so don't overthink it. If there's a bug, then it's a real bug QAQ

3. Wen Qi is a bit of a heartthrob, but there are no other one-sided crushes. 1v1, each other's first love. Includes live-stream comments.

4. This is a new author's work. Suggestions and criticism are welcome. I'm still learning and will keep improving!!! But no insults or personal attacks QAQ I'll come after you with a pink little shovel.

5. Thank you to all the cuties who read and finished it!!! Love you all!!! Hope you enjoyed it~

6. Also, I want comments and favorites!

It's okay if you don't leave comments or favorites QAQ I really want to interact with you all QAQ (writing in solitude)

(They aren't blood relatives. His uncle is just what his friends call him.)

Theme: Follow the light, and you'll go far