I Draw Cards to Extend My Life Forever

When Xie Li fell asleep, he entered a game called The Game of the Gods. Inside, they had to keep drawing cards to stay alive.

Don't draw, and you die. Draw the wrong card, and you die.

Before the first game began, everyone looked at Xie Li, who could only lie in a hospital bed, with pity.

After his first official draw, Xie Li pulled a card that was an N-rank card, also known as toilet paper, based on the card's ranking.

Everyone looked at him with sympathy and added, "Let me know if you need anything."

After the first game ended,

everyone clung to Xie Li's leg. "Boss! Take us with you!"

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In a hospital room,

the doctor sighed. "Perhaps passing away peacefully in his sleep isn't such a bad thing for him."

Xie Li, who had just finished the game and come back to life: "..."

I think there's still time to save me.

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In the underworld,

Old Wu was watching a new streamer when Old Li, whom he had known for several hundred years, came over. "Oh, watching a new streamer? What's the name? Xie Li? His stats are that low?!"

After watching for a couple of seconds:

"Come on, let's go! What's there to see? He gets out of breath after walking three steps. He'll die on his own without any penalty! We should watch the great Changfeng from the martial arts world instead. He can run along rooftops and has an amazing palm technique!"

Later.

Before Xie Li's stream:

Old Li: "Hurry up, Old Wu! Xie Li's streaming again! If we're late, we'll miss the start!"

During Xie Li's stream:

Old Li: "Anyone with descendants still alive, go haunt them in their dreams! People these days love money! Tell them to send Xie Li some cash!"

Old Wu: "..." I don't know this disgrace.

P.S. This is my take on an infinite-flow story. I'm terrible at titles and blurbs, so feel free to click in and see if it's your cup of tea.

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