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My new novel next door, My Online Love Is My Roommate's Uncle, is now open for reading. Please add it to your collection. The blurb is below~
Shi Nian is a rare singer-songwriter idol in today's Chinese music scene. With his exceptional talent and good looks, he made the 2023 list of men people most wanted to sleep with.
Another man on that list was Pei Ze, a young award-winning actor from the film and TV world, equally gifted and handsome.
The two had nothing to do with each other, but after tying for first place on the list, their fans started fighting until the two men became sworn rivals.
When the guest list for the hottest dating show, Absolute Hormones, was announced, enthusiastic netizens dug up the fact that Pei Ze and Shi Nian had once worked together on a major, well-known IP, and that their relationship had been so bad they'd thrown red wine at each other at the wrap party.
Just as everyone looked forward to the two of them fighting on the dating show, Pei Ze wrote Shi Nian's name on his choice card. On the other side of the cameras, Shi Nian wrote Pei Ze's name too, making them the only pair on the show to choose each other.
Shi Nian: The way Actor Pei went without clothes in Mermaid really left an impression.
Pei Ze: I still have the costume. If Mr. Shi wants to see it, why not come by my room tonight?
Netizens: This is a livestream. What do you mean, openly flirting like this?!
Shi Nian has a younger brother who shares neither his surname nor his blood. A few months ago, he took his brother to a film set, where the young man was unexpectedly targeted by a master of seduction. Afterward, his lovesick brother began threatening to die, even giving up his own life for the other man several times.
While keeping his brother calm, Shi Nian set out to take revenge, vowing to make the other man pay.
But after successfully seducing Pei Ze and then cruelly abandoning him, Shi Nian didn't get the satisfaction he'd expected. Instead, guilt and sorrow kept growing like a snowball.
His revenge, which hurt himself nearly as much as his enemy, not only failed to avenge his brother, but also brought a dangerous big bad wolf into his life. What pained Shi Nian most was that Pei Ze wasn't the one who had hurt his brother and toyed with his feelings.
He had taken revenge on the completely wrong person!!!
Shi Nian wanted a chance to apologize to Pei Ze, but he could never find the right moment. Then one day, taking advantage of the chaos, he secretly slipped into Pei Ze's van. He'd barely gotten halfway through his apology when Pei Ze's large hand closed around his throat. Just as he was about to suffocate, a passionate kiss came crashing down.
That day, reporters gathered in layers outside watched Shi Nian emerge from Pei Ze's car with his clothes disheveled and cheeks flushed. The whole internet exploded!!
---- Blurb for an upcoming novel ----
My Online Love Is My Roommate's Uncle
Lu Shi was retaking his final year of high school when a friend introduced him to an online tutor, and he added the tutor on WeChat. But he entered the wrong number and contacted the wrong person.
The two started out chatting about school, then moved on to their lives, hobbies, and dreams. They got along better and better, and their feelings grew stronger by the day. On the day the college entrance exam scores came out, they finally confessed their feelings and made their relationship official. From then on, Lu Shi had an online boyfriend.
When his first year of college began, Lu Shi saw his parents off and rushed to arrange a meeting with his boyfriend. But fate had other plans. He waited all day without seeing his online boyfriend, and that night, he unexpectedly had a one-night stand with his roommate's uncle.
He jolted awake in the middle of the night: So I'm the scumbag!
With a heavy heart, Lu Shi sent his online boyfriend a breakup text, then vanished. But one afternoon a month later, his roommate's uncle cornered him in the library.
"You slept with me and then disappeared. Was my performance not up to your standards?"
Lu Shi wasn't the kind of person who slept around. He immediately drew a line between himself and his one-night stand.
"We're not right for each other. We shouldn't keep in touch."
"What doesn't fit?"
Lu Shi: "...Our sizes don't match."
Gu Yan: "..."
Lu Shi thought there would be nothing between them from then on, only to discover that the man was the same boyfriend he'd been dating online for over a year, the one he'd dumped with a single message!!!
Lu Shi: "Let me make up an explanation."
Gu Yan toyed with the red earlobe that looked ready to drip blood. "The night is long. Take your time making one up."
Xu Chi and Ji Yang are brothers in every way except blood, having known each other since they were toddlers in split-crotch pants. They sat together from elementary school through high school and were close enough to share a pair of pants.
At university, they studied the same subject and lived in the same dorm, growing even more inseparable.
When Ji Yang played basketball, Xu Chi sat nearby and read.
When Ji Yang showered, Xu Chi had to bring him the underwear and towel he'd left outside.
Even when they went to sleep, Ji Yang liked squeezing into bed with Xu Chi.
Ji Yang was tall and outgoing, and girls had adored him since childhood.
Xu Chi was used to passing along love letters, but one day even the senior he had a crush on came to ask him to set her up with Ji Yang.
Xu Chi couldn't say no, so he happily agreed. But somehow, things started getting stranger and stranger.
That afternoon, Ji Yang cornered him in the changing room. The young man had just finished playing basketball, and his whole body smelled of sunshine as he came at Xu Chi with force.
"Do you really want me to be with her that badly?"
"She's so wonderful, and she likes you so much. You don't know how lucky you are."
Xu Chi tried to run, but Ji Yang pulled him right back.
"Which one of us is the one who doesn't know how lucky he is, me or you?!"
"Huh? What does that have to do with me? I'm only trying to help."
"Because..."
Ji Yang stared at him without moving. His chest rose and fell, whether from just having exercised or from excitement. In Ji Yang's eyes, Xu Chi saw himself looking like a startled little rabbit, both hopeful and afraid.
"You idiot, because the person I like is you."
The sun blazed that day, and Xu Chi nearly melted in his good friend's embrace.
Unrequited love / turning a straight man gay
After the Dating Game Became Real, Every Day Turned into a Love Rival Showdown
After Qin Si was rejected, he drowned his sorrows in alcohol and drunkenly downloaded a dating sim.
Still resentful at being toyed with by his senior, Qin Si took out his frustration by pursuing romance in the game.
He created five boyfriends at once. Every one of them was tall, long-legged, and devastatingly handsome. Most importantly, each was a different type, and every one was hopelessly devoted to him, unable to love anyone else, and loved him to the point of obsession!
The next day, even after sobering up, the game was still utterly addictive. Qin Si spent a whole month immersed in the passionate love of those five men.
Until one day, the game and reality overlapped, and all five of his in-game boyfriends appeared by his side...
Gloomy puppy-like younger brother: "You're the only light in my life, big brother. Are you going to leave me too?"
CEO who loves forced love: "Even if I'm not the only one in your heart, your body can only belong to me!"
Roguish campus heartthrob: "Shh, if you're too loud, someone might hear us~"
Unhinged esports big shot: "If you dare ignore me, I'll cut off my own hand so you'll remember me for the rest of your life!"
Top-tier star, cool on the outside and passionate within: "Have you listened to my new album? Every line is a confession of my love for you."
Qin Si was thrown heavily onto the bed. Facing the tall figure slowly approaching him, he couldn't tell whether he was more afraid or more excited.
Theme: Set aside your prejudices to discover what is truly good and beautiful
Ever since I started writing, I knew that my relationship with my best friend would not last long, but even so, I never thought that one day she would betray me and take away what originally belonged to me. The pre-collected articles of the personal column are "Online dating partner is my roommate's uncle", "After the love game comes true, I will be in the Shura field every day". Click to collect and help me take back everything that belongs to me!
Wow, I finished watching it. It's a pure cookie. The only shortcoming is that it feels rounded too fast. Some of the front and back are also like filling holes. For example, I sleep on the same bed with Qian Qian and say that he is as reserved as before. Balabala and patch at the back say that I only sleep together that night, but it's really great! Sweet cookies full of purity!
I have been following it from the beginning to the present, and I would like to share my thoughts. The teacher's overall writing is very good, especially the beginning of the variety show and the awkward early and middle stages. It's really touching, and maybe it's my own fault. The writing in the later part when the misunderstanding is about to be resolved and after it is resolved is a bit frivolous and not as good as the beginning. Even some of the descriptions of Shi Nian, including what he said, are a little bit naive. For example, the repeated "I am Shi Nian" is a little bit silly, and the tiredness after they confessed their feelings for being together is also a little artificial (mainly in the language description), but overall it is very good. I also look forward to the author's new works in the future!
Oh my god! After two days of stocking up, it's finally ready!
!!! Finally!!!
Damn it, when are we going to be together? I'm so anxious??
Ah, I've saved a lot since I obviously didn't have time to read it in two weeks! Why did it disappear all of a sudden! When will I realize that I have mistakenly admitted myself to the wrong person?! Sweeten it up for me!
I, a Guangxi native, say it again: authentic snail noodles are fragrant!!! Fragrant!!! Not smelly at all!
Did you do it? Done
Hey, is there a physical book for this? I really like this story