After scraping through the apocalypse with the help of a survival game System, Yan Xingshu rewarded himself with a long, deep sleep. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become a nobody male bug taking part in a farming variety show on a garbage planet.
The show was called "farming," but it was really about pulling stunts. In truth, it put lower-class male bugs through one ordeal after another to entertain the masses.
A bunch of weak male bugs would struggle just to survive on a harsh planet teeming with star beasts, let alone thrive. And the contestants on this show were all genuine oddballs:
A sweet, delicate food streamer with a low pain threshold, tricked by his younger brother into coming here to "relax";
A chatterbox money-grubber and nobody who happily signed a contract without reading it, all for a paycheck;
A rebellious young master who ran away from home during his teenage years, a hot-tempered, delusional underground singer who loved drawing attention;
An antisocial daredevil streamer who loved extreme challenges and was addicted to adrenaline;
And even some unemployed guy the production crew had randomly found on the street, who'd tagged along the moment he heard there was money in it?
Yan Xingshu: ...
So I'm the most normal one here?
Fine. Since these five kept calling him "Boss," he might as well take them along to slap the shameless production crew and viewers in the face.
The production crew wanted them to fight over supplies and kill one another?
They worked together, carefully exploring and gathering resources, marking locations, and searching for the best place to settle!
The viewers wanted to watch them run out of food, starve to death, or be poisoned by star beasts?
They researched ways to improve the soil and remove toxins from beast meat, reclaimed wasteland, and grew crops, vegetables, fruits, and flowers rarely seen in the galaxy. They raised delicious star beasts, fished, kept bees, and lived a leisurely life. Then bugs revealed that their farm products could enhance mental power and treat mental disorders!
They had ambitions too big for six bugs to handle on their own?
They took in and trained lower-class bugs of all shapes and sizes, put them to work in a semi-mechanized system, rapidly expanded the farm, and even found a way to help lower-class bugs evolve!
The trending topics on the StarNet, once full of mockery and hate, gradually took a different turn:
#SourceOfJoy# #DigitalComfortFood#
#MentalUtopia#
#A Look at That Hilarious, Appetite-Stimulating Variety Show#
#MySecretToBoostingMentalPower: TheSixBugTeam#
#What'sItLikeToSnagASoftBerryCakeMadeByBao?#
#RegistrationForTheL-783BugEvolutionCenterIsOpen#
#DoesThatAwfulShowStillTakeApplicants? IWantToFarmOnL-783Too!#
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"Male Bugs Aren't Afraid of Hard Work" gets half a day of internet access each week.
Yan Xingshu opened the official notice and was shocked. How had they matched him with a female bug while he was offline?
He stared at the electronic marriage certificate with a headache, snapped a photo of his mud-covered feet, half-buried in the soil, and sent it to the partner he'd been married to for six days without ever exchanging a word:
[I'm so obsessed with turning the soil I can't stop. I'm offline six and a half days a week. If that bothers you, I've submitted a divorce application. Do as you wish.]
Unexpectedly, the other party rejected the application a second later and sent back a photo of muddy hands that looked like they were wearing a pair of gloves unless you looked closely:
[I'm so obsessed with planting seeds I can't stop. I'm offline six and a half days a week. I don't mind, and you aren't allowed to mind either. That's that.]
Yan Xingshu almost dropped his hoe. He turned around and met a pair of beautiful eyes trying hard to hide their nervousness.
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One day, the military announced that, with the help of the six-bug farming team, it had cracked a major interstellar trafficking case. The news caused an uproar across the StarNet.
Reporters from all over rushed to find a way to L-783 overnight, hoping to land an exclusive interview. But the First Legion, stationed at the border, held them at the transit planet and sent them all back.
"Our legion commander says not to disturb him and his male spouse while they're farming. Not even if you have a good reason."
The reporters: ?
The production crew: ??
The entire StarNet: ???
A male bug lead who seems aloof and composed but is actually a sly, shameless old rogue
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A military female bug love interest who seems dull and taciturn but has already imagined making his male spouse cry a hundred times
1. The survival game System is mainly used to aid exploration and provide ways to learn. The main cast relies on themselves to explore, reclaim wasteland, farm, build infrastructure, and make money selling their goods.
2. Insectoid setting, male lead
Theme: Work diligently and enjoy the harvest
Please collect the pre-received articles of various flavors~ Welcome to click into the author's column to take a look~ "The journey to stardom begins with the infinite game group acting NPC" "The gold medal editor is urging updates in another world" "I really didn't want to persecute the editor [Quickly Wear]" "I will develop an online game and build my hometown after becoming an insect queen"
Ah, the author's wife, we can understand and distinguish between having a price but no market and having a market but no price in a literal sense! Valuable means that the price is high and high; marketless means that the market demand is scarce and not many people want it. "Together with price but no market" means that the price of something is extremely high, but there is little market demand for the thing. It is used to describe situations where the price is much higher than the original actual value of the thing, and the collection of the thing is of greater significance. Marketable means that there is a large market demand and many people want it. Priceless means that money cannot describe its value. The combination of "marketable and priceless" means that things are needed by a large number of people, but the price is difficult to define because of the scarcity of things. It is often used to describe situations where things are precious and rare.
I'm sorry, my dears... I didn't score high enough in the interview and I couldn't successfully counterattack. I was frustrated but I didn't have time to breathe. The national and provincial exams were coming soon. After careful consideration I I decided to stop updating for now. The constant updating really disrespects everyone's expectations. I will definitely finish writing this article. I am very grateful to the babies who have been waiting for me. I am also very, very sorry...
I remember this has been updated for hundreds of chapters, why is it only chapter 40? It's so beautiful. We have to start major infrastructure construction. We have to wait until October.
→_→I heard about it! My wife wants ten thousand a day! Speak softly. Jpg
The country bumpkin is so delicious, and the smoked duck I had when I was a kid is so delicious.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of the new list, so I'll update it early today (right finger)
It's me and my wife who stick together again
It's me, it's me, I'm still the first!
Give me a paw (pat my wife)