[Sorry friends, I plan to open this article after I finish updating the article next door. It will definitely not be a trap! ! If you are interested, you can save it]
Copywriting one:
First, let me introduce myself.
My name is Yu Mikinozu.
His profession is a shark hand, and his current ability is to travel through time and space from time to time. Thanks to a certain white creature, he also has a part-time job as a magical boy, a stomach-nurturing profession.
Although I have explained this to my previous boss many times, I still have to reiterate it.
I'm not a pervert, being a shark is just a job, having fun is an occasional hobby, and I transformed because of the need for survival. However, many people in the past world misunderstood me. They commented that I was a pervert dressed in women's clothing who stabbed all kinds of knives with a smile (all of which were sharks), or a madman who stacked up all kinds of buffs until they flew up.
But please believe me, that is definitely a lie by those bastards who slandered me. I am a shark operator with professional ethics and craftsmanship. Apart from the unconventional operation of burying the ordering boss and his order target together, I have never done anything out of the ordinary... Haha, of course, ordering is an exception. I believe that you will not do such a thing that affects the trust between us.
Ahem, then I will continue. As long as you give the order, I will be your loyal shadow. Not only will I provide one-stop after-sales service, but I will never expose any of your privacy. You can take a look at my evaluation records in other worlds. They are all five-star praise and absolute fidelity.
The detective agency looked at the dense and bloody five-star reviews and didn't even want to refuse: Sorry, we are a legal agency that focuses on rescuing people. We don't accept sharks. You have come to the wrong place. Turn left next door and you will find Mafia, which is a perfect place for you.
Jin You glanced at the leader and former boss next door who was smiling but not smiling. He turned around and said to the detective agency very sincerely, "It doesn't matter. My career can be flexible and changing, and saving people is also my strong point. Not long ago, I helped an old lady cross the road."
"Oh? And then you pushed that "grandma" to dance a waltz in a hail of bullets?"
A certain leader stopped pretending when he heard this, his eyes were dark, and he began to sneer.
"Xiao You, you are really good."
Copywriting two:
Although Jin You traveled to various worlds, his ultimate goal was to return to his own world and kill the person he wanted to kill the most. For this reason, he could tolerate himself becoming unrecognizable in the process.
If that bastard former boss hadn't been involved by him, maybe they could all realize their ideals and pursue their own ends.
It's a pity that there is no if in this world.
There will be a price to pay for arbitrarily interfering with other people's fate. He deeply realized the value of these words when he was pressed on the bed. The man touched the soul gem on his lower back with his fingertips, as if he had grasped his lifeline, and rubbed it in Jin You's ear: "You know... Xiao You, instead of killing you, I thought of a better way to torture you."
Destroy you and pollute you.
Or let you perish with me.
Food guide:
(1) The copywriting is in the first person, and the main text is in the third person.
(2) Cp: leader slaughter
(3) There are OOC and magic modifications, and the protagonist has various elements of women's clothing. He is not a good person and a fun person in the true sense, and has a low sense of morality. The cover is Xiaoyu's form before and after transformation.
(4) It's dark, deep, and brutal, with depictions of bloodshed, violence, and mental illness from the protagonist. If you don't like it, don't read it (squirt)
(5) The order of the stories is set as: Fumino-GOSICK-?
(6) Final article "The energy-saving boy was drained of energy by monsters again today"
Purpose: Find the meaning of life
