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[Preorder from my collection: The Cat Who Used to Be a Top-Tier Star Made Me Famous [Variety Show]. A cute pet variety show, with a sweet and satisfying entertainment-industry romance. An icy top-tier star turns into a cat * a stunning heiress from a wealthy family. See the blurb at the bottom. Please show it some love!]
[Blurb]
A carefree, cunning, and unruly Azure Dragon master heroine VS a pure-hearted, righteous, and adorable koi disciple hero. A lighthearted, hilarious story with no angst!
Kuang Fu was born an Azure Dragon, but her fate is terribly unlucky, and misfortune follows her everywhere.
Her siblings, White Dragons, Golden Dragons, Azure Dragons, and all sorts of others, can summon wind and rain or rule over their own territories. But the more people there are around Kuang Fu, the unluckier she gets. What kind of dragon chokes on a sip of water?
Kuang Fu has no choice but to live in seclusion in the desolate sea, keeping company with little demons like fish, shrimp, and turtles.
A lucky koi from Baima Temple loses its way and swims straight into the desolate sea, where Kuang Fu catches it. "You're born lucky, and I'm born unlucky. You want to become a dragon, and I was born an Azure Dragon. Do you still not understand what that means?"
Lu Jin's clear gaze is full of confusion. "No."
Kuang Fu claps her hands. "It means fate has brought us together as master and disciple. Otherwise, how would you have swum all the way to the desolate sea?"
Lu Jin is tricked into becoming Kuang Fu's disciple. The first thing his master does after taking him in is pack up and head to the human world for fun and good food...
No, to do good deeds and build up merit so Lu Jin can become a dragon.
When the koi's good luck collides with the Azure Dragon's bad luck, all kinds of bizarre incidents ensue:
All the men in the city go bald, and Lu Jin, the only one who still has hair, is suspected of being the culprit.
A government official's daughter meows every day, having been possessed by her beloved pet.
They go to the imperial palace to exorcise the Third Prince, only to nearly be swallowed whole by a Taotie...
Lu Jin asks Kuang Fu with tears in his eyes, "Master, can you kick me out of the sect?"
Kuang Fu refuses. "I'm so much luckier now that I have you."
Lu Jin collapses. But with you as my master, even my koi luck can't save me!
[Blurb for the preorder The Cat Who Used to Be a Top-Tier Star Made Me Famous]
Meng Li is a C-list actress so obscure that the entertainment industry barely knows she exists. Her only claim to fame is her beautiful face, and she gets nominated for the "walking vase" award every time.
Being so famous for being a pretty face is a talent in its own right. Taking advantage of the buzz, her manager lands her a spot on a cute-pet variety show.
Meng Li stares blankly. She doesn't even have a pet. Is she supposed to go out and kidnap one?
Just as she's fretting, a cat appears out of nowhere, scratching at the door of her villa.
A beautiful cat with blue eyes, a white muzzle, and adorably pink paw pads. It meows in a sweet, clingy voice.
Unable to find its owner, Meng Li simply takes the cat with her to the show.
No one can resist an adorable cat that knows how to act cute, not even the haters.
Netizen A: Who says she only has a pretty face? She's got a cat too!
Netizen B: Aaaah, a fairy holding a fairy cat!
Netizen C: I don't even know whether to be more jealous of the person or the cat...
Meng Li: Thanks, everyone, but our Guai Guai is a boy~
She picks up the cat, trying to show everyone her little brother's "bells." The cat, embarrassed and indignant, covers its face, wriggles free of Meng Li's clutches, and runs off in a flash.
The netizens go even crazier: It got embarrassed! It's so smart! I love it!
*
Just as Meng Li's reputation begins to turn around, wouldn't you know it...
Paparazzi who have spent seventy-two hours staking out the long-missing top-tier star don't get a picture of him. Instead, they photograph Meng Li.
The netizens immediately remember the most notable entry on Meng Li's short acting resume: a vase-like, idealized beauty with barely two minutes of screen time in a hit drama starring the top-tier star...
Rumors and speculation spread everywhere.
The star's obsessive fans make snide remarks: Some C-list actress is acting like a stalker fan.
Onlookers also suspect her of chasing clout and fabricating a scandal.
Speechless, Meng Li holds her cat and clarifies in a livestream: I live there, that's all.
The netizens immediately change the subject: Holy crap, I remember that place! You can't even buy a house there just because you're rich! Is she secretly a rich heiress?
The cat in her arms stares at the comments, deep in thought.
*
The variety show becomes a huge hit, and Meng Li and her cat become famous.
At last, sharp-eyed netizens notice: Wait, that cat looks familiar... Haven't we seen it at the top-tier star's house?!
Before netizens can decide whether to squeal over the romance or freak out, a smear campaign comes right out and accuses Meng Li of stealing the cat.
But then the top-tier star himself shows up.
Jiang Yueran V: I didn't steal the cat. I gave it to her. I've had a crush on her for years, and I'm pursuing her now.
Meng Li, first in line to follow the gossip, is the first to faint from shock. She immediately seeks out Jiang Yueran in person.
"Wait, hold on, sir, when did you give me a cat?"
The top-tier star, handsome enough to blind her, falls silent for two seconds. Then he throws caution to the wind, opening his mouth to make the familiar sweet, clingy sound: "Meow~"
Meng Li: ...I must be seeing things. My cat just turned into a person.
From that point on, Meng Li's search history looks like this:
#Help my cat suddenly turned into a person, what do I do
#Can a cat that turned into a person still eat cat food
#Does a cat that turned into a handsome guy need to be neutered
#Can a person who used to be a cat get married with a household registration
Later, Meng Li wins Best Actress, and the top-tier star Jiang Yueran confesses his love again at the awards ceremony.
Meng Li smiles. "Thanks, but I'm only interested in your cat."
Theme: No good deed is too small
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[Preliminary collection of the column "I picked up the most popular cat, and I became famous [Variety Show]" Please be favored ~ Cute pet variety show, Su Shuangtian in the entertainment industry, the top trend in the iceberg turned into a cat*The daughter of a wealthy family is stunningly beautiful] Meng Li, the 18th-line beauty, has a beautiful face, so much so that there is no one like her in the entertainment industry, but she is always included in the vase selection. Being able to attract so much attention is considered a skill, so her agent took advantage of the opportunity and stuffed her into a cute variety show. Meng Li's Dementia: She wonders why she doesn't have any pets either? Should I go out and abduct one? Just when I was worried, the cat fell from the sky and was scratching the door outside my villa. She has blue eyes, a white muzzle, her flesh pads are sizzling pink, and she is a beautiful cat with a cute voice that can act coquettishly. After searching for the cat to no avail, Meng Li took the cat to a variety show. No one can resist a cute and adorable cat, not even fans. Netizen A: Who said she only has a face? She also has a cat! Netizen B: Ahhhhh, the fairy is holding the fairy cat! Netizen C: At this moment I don't know whether to envy people or cats... Meng Li: Thank you everyone, but we are little brothers~ She grabbed the cat and tried to show everyone the little "bell" of her brother Cat, but the cat covered its face in shame and anger, broke away from Meng Li's clutches, and ran away. Netizens are even more crazy: It's shy! It's so spiritual! I like it so much! Meng Li's reputation has just turned around, what a coincidence - The paparazzi disappeared without showing up for seventy-two hours, but did not photograph the top celebrity, but Meng Li was photographed. Netizens instantly remembered that among Meng Li's meager resume in the entertainment industry, the most outstanding one was in the hit drama starring a top-notch star, and the scene lasted only two minutes in "White Moonlight"... There were different opinions for a while. Du Wei has a strange yin and yang aura: a certain little flower looks like an illegitimate powder; The public also suspected that she was hyping up the scandal by taking advantage of the popularity. Meng Li held the cat in his arms speechlessly and started a live broadcast to clarify: I live there, thank you. Netizens' focus shifted instantly: Damn it, I remember that even if you have money, you may not be able to buy a house there! Did she turn out to be a low-key rich woman? The cat in his arms stared at the barrage, thoughtfully. The variety show became a hit, and Meng Li successfully broke out of the entertainment industry with her cat. Sharp-eyed netizens finally discovered: Wait, this cat looks familiar... I think I've seen it in a top-notch home?! Netizens who didn't know whether to take sugar or break their guard had no time to make a fuss. The black press release directly declared: Meng Li stole the cat. Unexpectedly, the top-notch deity exploded. Jiang Yueran v: I didn't steal the cat, I gave it to him. I have had a crush for many years and am currently pursuing her. Meng Li, who was on the front line of eating melons, was the first to be frightened and fainted, and immediately approached Jiang Yueran himself. "Wait a minute, big boss, why don't I know about giving cats away?" The handsome guy who blinded her eyes was silent for two seconds, and then he opened his mouth with a familiar sound: "Meow meow~" Meng Li: ... It's so fierce that my cat has turned into a living person. Since then, Meng Li's search history has been like: #HELP What should I do if my cat suddenly turns into a human? #Can a human-turned-cat still eat cat food? # Does the handsome boy-turned-cat need to be neutered? #Can a person who transforms into a cat have a household registration book to get married? Later, Meng Li won the Best Actress crown, and at the awards ceremony, top star Jiang Yueran once again confessed her love to her. Meng Li smiled: "Thank you, I only like your cat."
Hahahahaha, Afu is brilliant.
I've finished reading! It's great! The author of Kuquan received a huge advance payment!
It's so unreasonable. How can someone without a wink sit in the position of the great eunuch? What's more, the queen mother climbed up from below. The eunuch's mouth deducted points from her impression in the opening scene. This is too direct to reflect the majesty of the queen mother.
The Su family must have been victims to begin with, and at least they described it in a more subtle way. Why are they so blatant?
The writing style is so flat. How can I directly say that my aunt was the imperial concubine who adjusted it? Moreover, the Su family was deceived in the first place, and since the report was meritorious, the emperor who knew everything would naturally not ignore right from wrong.
Are you still not bald after being touched every day? He is worthy of being a monster who has been cultivating for hundreds of years.
Ah... Where can I find any little girl? The old girl is gone too. Even if I find a reincarnation, I still can't tell whether it's a boy or a girl, a human or an animal.
Hahahahaha, Afu is brilliant.
Looks good, come on!