If the Microphone Can Reverse Gear, Can People Still Not Do Backflips?

Ye Mimi was a long-haired tuxedo cat. With a centered split in his coat pattern, a round face, and big, adorable eyes. He was an absolutely gorgeous kitty! To secure a lazy cat life for himself, he found a human to serve him. His human had a luxurious three-story detached villa with its own courtyard, stood 188 centimeters tall, had six-pack abs, and possessed a face so devastatingly handsome it could ruin lives. The only downside was that he wanted to kill himself every day. Luckily, King Ye Mimi could turn back time! His human took medicine. Ye Mimi: Turn back time! Turn back time! Turn it back again! And so, that night, his human drank twenty doses of bitter Chinese medicine that could make your teeth fall out. - His human wouldn't eat. Ye Mimi: Turn back time x 10. His human looked at the steaming-hot food that kept reappearing and rubbed his eyes. “Looks like I'm getting sicker and sicker.” He was even hallucinating that he was stuck in a loop. Ye Mimi was a little mad. What did he mean, hallucinating? King Mimi was saving his life! - But his human was a bit hard to look after. When he was in a bad mood, he'd curl up in a corner and silently cry. Ye Mimi was terrified his human might do something drastic and go and die. After racking his brains, he finally thought of something: didn't humans especially like touching cat balls? Then he'd just have to sacrifice himself to make his human smile! Ye Mimi brought his big jingle bells right up to his human. Go on, touch them! His human turned away. Ye Mimi turned back time. His human turned his head the other way. Ye Mimi turned back time again. After dozens of tries, his human finally figured it out. With tear-filled eyes, he stared at Ye Mimi's big jingle bells and murmured, “It's time to get you neutered...” Ye Mimi: “...” “Meow, meow, meow, meow, ” What the meow! Ye Mimi gave his human a round of his deadly Meow-Meow Fists! All he wanted was to save his human's life, and his human wanted to take away his precious jewels! Mimi's never talking to him again! - His human was a movie star. During the sixth month he was sick at home, his friend was afraid he might die and forcibly sent him a tuxedo cat. At first, everything was normal. Until one time, he suddenly realized he'd just mopped the floor ten times? Just as his human began to wonder whether his condition had gotten worse again, he suddenly turned around and saw Ye Mimi pause while drinking yogurt, apparently unhappy that there was less yogurt than before. The next moment, time turned back again, returning to before Ye Mimi had drunk the yogurt. Ye Mimi slowed down as he drank, and this time he finally closed his eyes in satisfaction. His human: ? Looks like he really was seriously ill. He actually thought a cat could control time. Until one day, the person he hated most showed up in his room again, leaving him so distressed that he could barely think straight. Ye Mimi meowed and cursed at everyone and everything, turning back time again and again. All just to drive those bastards out of the house. Only then did his human understand. His condition hadn't gotten worse. It had always been Ye Mimi. Content Notes: 1. Blurb written on 2026/03/06. 2. Cute pet / mutual healing / everyone dotes on the cat / lighthearted / fluffy. 3. Mimi will turn into a human later on. 4. An overbearing, sunshine kitty shou who breaks in and robs the place x a male gong with severe mental illness who loves cats. Theme: What the meow.