During the draft, Yanchen discovered that the three roommates were not human beings, so he decided to turn them in. In order to facilitate supervision before handing them in, the first step was to become friends with his roommates, so——
Initial stage review:
The instructor asked Yanchen, who was unable to sing and dance: "ABCDEFG has seven classes, which class do you think you can go to?"
Yanchen looked at his roommates and spoke confidently: "You still have to ask? If they are A, I am also A!"
The instructor sneered: "If you are handsome, don't think about being too beautiful. Come in, you kid!"
Yanchen: "?" Died on the first step? This is unscientific!
Audience: [Hey, this white-haired brother is quite clingy.
In the theme song assessment, Yanchen counterattacked from F to A, shocking the audience.
Tutor: "What made you work so hard in such a short period of time?"
Yanchen clenched his fists: "It's because I don't want to be separated from them!" He didn't personally watch the three third-class merits he was waiting to hand in. If they ran away, he wouldn't even have a coffin to lie down and cry!
Audience: "I am moved by the love between brothers. I am overwhelmed. Three big brothers, please take a look at my little white-haired brother. He really likes you!"
For Yanchen.
Three roommates at the beginning:
Roommate 1 Han Xu: The one who escaped from the mental hospital?
Roommate 2 Su Xuan: Who signed to allow him to leave the hospital?
Roommate 3 Lin Zechuan: ... Very ill.
Later:
Lin Zechuan: "Young people, it's normal to have some quirks."
Su Xuan: "Ah? Is it Yanchen? Then it's okay."
Han Xu: "What? My brother (Yanchen) is wrong? Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
On the night of the group's debut, Yanchen, who successfully occupied one of the debut spots, finally contacted his superiors and pointed to his three roommates and debut teammates: "They are the ones I want to hand over to the country!"
Teammates:?
"Okay, okay, when you are an older brother, you are going to take out your brother's heart and lungs, but you are going to take out your brother's heart and lungs with your own hands? You just want to hand us over? Then what are the good times we experienced together before?"
Yanchen: "Counting... Sea, seaweed?"
Looking at the three giants handed over by Yanchen, he knew they were in trouble: "!"
Yanchen is such a living father! How to kick against the steel plate? Kick three of them? !
He just said, how can a vampire who can hang on a plane and sneak across the ocean have a brain! If I had known, I would have deported him!
Demining:
1. The protagonist is a vampire. After coming out of the coffin, all his knowledge of the outside world comes from playing with a mobile phone for only a few days, and he is terrifyingly confident.
2. Due to his cognition, the protagonist firmly believes that 'non-human' creatures can only follow the right path and be restrained from harming humans and not be destroyed by humanity unless they are handed over and collected.
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Pre-collection 1 "Pass through the comics and be treated as a boss by everyone"
Introduction: When Song Ze, who died during a mission, opened his eyes, he found that he had entered the comic "Villains Must Die" and was bound to the "Passenger A" system. The system required him to pass through the world of the villain group before he could break away from the comics and be reborn.
On a night of heavy rain, in order to meet the villain, Song Ze chose to go out to throw away garbage, and met the villain burying the protagonist.
Song Ze: ... He was really just passing by.
In order to meet the villain at a dinner party on a cruise ship, Song Ze applied for a temporary job as a waiter and saw the villain throwing the protagonist into the sea.
Song Ze: ".... Hi, what a coincidence."
Audiences who watched the comic were shocked to find that this comic character named Song Ze was not simple!
How could a normal person drive to a suburb a few kilometers away from home with a black umbrella and a mask to throw away garbage during a heavy rainstorm in the early morning? He even appeared in the villain's luxurious presidential suite with ease!
And after rescuing the protagonist many times, the protagonist regards him as a light, but he treats the protagonist indifferently; what is even more frightening is that the villain regards him as a thorn in his side, but he treats the villain indifferently without any panic.
After a thorough analysis by the cartoonist party, I realized——
"Song Ze must be the mastermind behind everything. He is chaotic and evil, and always appears at the right time. Whether he is the protagonist or the villain, they are all pawns in his hands to maintain balance. The protagonist and villain fight to the death, and he reaps the benefits!"
After completing the mission of Passerby A, Song Ze returned to his own world and opened the comic again——
Song Ze: "?"
Am I the boss?
Demining:
1. Dihua flow.
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Pre-release 2 "I'm Really Not a Tyrant"
Introduction: Xiao Ling, a tech geek with social fears, was split into the prince of the Northern Xia Kingdom by a thunderbolt.
Good news, he has ascended the throne, the prince has become the emperor, and he is the supreme king.
Bad news, on the day he ascended the throne, the Northern Xia Imperial Master predicted that "the one who will destroy Northern Xia will be the tyrant Xiao Ling, and everyone will be able to punish him so that the resentment of the people can be quelled, and Northern Xia can survive." After that, he hit a pillar and died. A vision fell from the sky, and the setting sun was like blood.
Since then, rumors have spread and assassinations have continued.
What's worse is that he was forced to bind to the 'Mingjun System', and was asked by the system to change his fate against the will of heaven. The tyrant changed the direction of the people's hearts, the Eternal Mingjun.
If he disobeys the system, he will suffer the pain of being cut into pieces day and night, and will not be able to escape.
Being attacked from both sides, the sky collapsed.
In this regard, Xiao Ling said——
It's too scary, he wants to go home!
For this reason, Xiao Ling was perfunctory with the system while studying the way home.
The first step - to protect himself, Xiao Ling stayed inside the palace, created traps, collected weapons to practice, strengthen his body, and avoid assassination.
The second step - in order to find the law of time and space travel in the arrangement of the sun, moon and stars, ordered the collection of books on the study of celestial phenomena, emptied the collection of books in the Celestial Symbol Pavilion, and summoned the new Imperial Master for questioning.
The third step - order the transportation of meteorites and various artifacts from the sky to the palace, refine the required materials, avoid waste after refining, and send them all to the military camp.
The third step—recruiting talented people and strangers to secretly build a time shuttle...
Who knows——
The emperor was not in court, and when he raised his robes and did not kneel outside the palace of the prime minister, he was almost killed by his majesty's bow and arrow, and everyone in the court was in danger.
The new Imperial Preceptor is guarding the empty building. The emperor deceives him into trusting the astrological warnings, and he is afraid that he will be implicated in the previous Imperial Preceptor's words of "killing the tyrant", and he is in constant panic.
Before the imperial tutor could give him any advice, he saw the emperor holding a bloody sword, with murderous intent in his scarlet eyes. He was so frightened that he resigned and returned to his hometown: "I have nothing to teach you. I beg your majesty to let me go back to my hometown."
Hearing that the imperial guards had received many unheard-of weapons and firearms, the generals were trembling with fear: "Your Majesty must be warning me not to have any alien intentions!"
As soon as they entered the territory of Northern Xia, the enemy spy who was taken into the palace as an alchemist was frightened: "The tyrant has many ears and eyes, and his hands and eyes can reach the sky. He is so terrifying!"
Occasionally hearing rumors that he was indeed a tyrant, Xiao Ling said: "?"
In order to secure my throne as a tyrant, I am ruthless, scheming and scheming to exclude dissenters, and I use kindness and power to reach the sky? !
Obviously I just want to go home!
Demining:
1. In Dihualiu, the protagonist is a terrifying 'tyrant' in the eyes of everyone from beginning to end.
2. Begging for acceptance, kneel down!
Motto: Hard work will pay off