[Haikyuu!!] I Can't Stand This OOC World for Another Second!

[Highlight: Written in a feverish fit] After I died, the System told me that if I steered the plot of Haikyuu!! back on track, I could be reborn. I gladly agreed, but Kageyama: Idiot, can't you pay a little more attention to me? Me: Huh? Who are you?! Tsukishima: I don't need your concern. Me: Tsunderes are so last season! Oikawa: The Great Oikawa absolutely refuses to break up with you! Me: Can't escape getting dumped, huh, ex-hubby? Ushijima: Woman, you've impressed me. Butler, I want her full file in five minutes. Me: A domineering CEO? Mr. Ushijima?! Kenma: If it's you, I don't mind playing a little game with you~ Me: You're stealing the CEO act, Mr. Kenma. Kuroo: Hah. You say you don't like me, but your eyes can't lie. Me: You're so greasy, even America wants to invade you! Atsumu Miy and Osamu Miy: Buy one, get one free. Doesn't that make us much more tempting than everyone else? Me: Flip over that stinky brothers' rice bowl! Bokuto: Hehehe, I just want to be with you forever! Me: No, you don't. System: You, Star Elizabeth R. Butterfly Dream Snow Princess, are of mixed descent from 32 countries. Me: Who? How many countries? System: Alluring and enchanting, with an IQ of 180 and eight Ivy League degrees. Men can't help but dote on you. Me: How many degrees?! System: And what you have to do... Me: Wait! This is the world of Haikyuu!!? System: Hold on. This is the world of the fanfic Haikyuu!!: What Should I Do When the Whole World Dotes on Me? Me: ? System: This book's tags are: ALL, adored by everyone, sweet romance, extra sweet, happy ending. Me: ... Me: ...Just kill me. Theme: I'll show you what an old-school Mary Sue looks like.