
I Flirted with the Lord of the Underworld Before I Died
临死前我撩到了冥都大佬
by Mu Cangming (沐沧溟)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 145k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Looking for Advance Readers for "The White Moonlight Rescue Plan" and "The Deadly Beauty O"]
Blurb:
Jiang Sucheng is unbelievably unlucky. Wherever he goes, a crime scene follows, making him practically the real-life Conan.
Until one day, he suddenly hears cats and dogs talking, and sees indescribable things wandering the streets.
Jiang Sucheng: ?!
I must have opened my front door the wrong way!
As if his troubles weren't enough, what makes Jiang Sucheng despair even more is that a man in a black robe is sitting calmly in his living room.
Jiang Sucheng nearly blacks out.
His first meeting with the big shot grim reaper doesn't go well. Jiang Sucheng, at least, is extremely wary and afraid.
The other person involved, however, sits upright on his sofa, without the slightest embarrassment at having broken into someone's home. He says coolly, "You can see me?"
When Jiang Sucheng silently confirms it, the ghost gets right to business.
--You're going to die soon. I've come to collect your soul.
Jiang Sucheng can't quite process it. "Then how long do I have left?"
"Six months."
At the time, Si Han only thought that this man was different from other people who were about to die.
Jiang Sucheng didn't scream, beg on his knees, or dissolve into a tearful, undignified mess.
Si Han probably never imagined that when Jiang Sucheng's body and soul separated, it would be the first time in thousands of years that he shed tears.
He remembered everything.
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As a grim reaper, Si Han has always been the Netherworld's top performer, a presence that makes all his colleagues tremble in fear.
There's one reason: Si Han is simply too competitive.
He's famous throughout the Netherworld as its coldest, most unfeeling, iron-faced grim reaper.
Later, his boss gave Si Han a special assignment.
On the day the assignment ended, Si Han stood alone outside the gates of the City of the Underworld, more disheveled than he had ever been.
The desolate, dazed look on his face shocked every ghost who saw it.
The other ghosts didn't dare look, but couldn't help sneaking glances.
A certain grim reaper A: Is the boss heartbroken?? Damn, if I see Si Han like this, will my eyes ever recover?!
A certain grim reaper B: I heard he failed the boss's assignment, and now he's going to receive his punishment.
A certain grim reaper C: There's an assignment Si Han couldn't handle? How messed up must it be?!
Si Han had failed his assignment.
Jiang Sucheng... the soul of the man he loved had disappeared the moment his body closed its eyes.
With red eyes, Si Han searched every inch of City C before finally accepting the truth: Jiang Sucheng really was dead.
His soul had vanished from the world.
Heartbroken and disillusioned, Si Han returned to the City of the Underworld, reported everything truthfully to the Lord of the Underworld, and asked to be punished and allowed to resign.
He spoke with his head lowered, his long hair in disarray, clenching his back teeth to keep himself composed.
But when he heard a sudden snicker, he looked up in astonishment and met the innocent gaze of Jiang Sucheng, standing behind the Lord of the Underworld.
He winked at Si Han.
·A cold on the outside, warm on the inside, iceberg beauty top x cheerful puppy-like, unlucky, pitiable bottom
#How I Pulled the Iceberg Beauty Down from His Pedestal
#The Grim Reaper Only Spoils Me
1. A sweet, dreamy everyday romance for a lovable bottom
2. A fictional modern setting, please don't relate it to real life
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Coming soon: "The White Moonlight Rescue Plan [Quick Transmigration]"
Blurb:
Yu Yan, a minor actor, has a white moonlight he loves but can never have, hidden deep in his heart.
Even though his white moonlight might not even remember his name, Yu Yan has always watched him from a distance, quietly.
But the next news he receives is the devastating announcement that his white moonlight has died!
When Yu Yan is dragged to a laboratory after a night of heavy drinking, the old head of the Shen family tells him, "If you can awaken Shen Mei, the Shen family will do everything in its power to grant all your wishes."
Yu Yan looks at the person sleeping in the hospital bed, his eyes slowly turning red.
If you were given a chance to save Shen Mei, would you go?
Yu Yan's answer is yes, even if it means going to his death.
--Because Shen Mei is his white moonlight.
If anyone heard that Shen Mei, the ruthless business magnate who rules the business world, was being associated with the phrase "white moonlight," they'd probably laugh their heads off.
Even the System thinks Yu Yan's choice of words is questionable, but Host Yu Yan speaks with such earnestness, insisting on it again and again.
System: All right, who can blame you? You're the person with the highest compatibility with Shen Mei.
Joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, hate, and desire: all are indispensable to human beings.
Yu Yan's task is to restore the seven emotions of the sleeping Shen Mei.
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[World One: The Last Interstellar Dynasty [Joy]]
Yu Yan wouldn't even dare dream of it, but reality is right before his eyes: in this relationship, he's the one in the dominant position.
Shen Mei is no longer the flawless heir with no weaknesses. Now he's a regent who indulges Yu Yan and obeys his every command.
Shen Mei has never said such passionate words to him before, and they have never been this close.
Yu Yan, drooling as he looks at Shen Mei's figure: Is this something I'm allowed to see?
[System: Your intelligent assistant is reminding you once again: if you become too immersed in the story, you'll also turn into a soulless person in a vegetative state in the real world.]
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[World Two: The Alpha Overpowered Protagonist in an Apocalyptic World [Anger]]
The System calmly analyzes: [We're villains. We just need to eliminate all the trusted allies around the overpowered male lead. That'll definitely bring out his anger.]
Yu Yan placates it with a string of "Sure, sure," then turns around and infiltrates the male lead's camp to flirt with Shen Mei.
[System: Host, get a grip! You're supposed to be the villain!!!]
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[World Three: Brother, This Isn't Right [Sorrow]]
With a reconstituted family and a not-quite-blood-related relationship, Yu Yan could easily take advantage of being so close to Shen Mei, but he hesitates.
Neither of us has ever known the warmth of a family, so we can't do this.
[World Four: Little Cat, Let's Go Home [Fear]]
[World Five: A Sentry-Guide Romance with a Beloved by All and Forced Love [Love]]
[World Six: Have I Taken Out My Master Today? [Hate]]
#How to Keep an Adult Host from Getting Too Addicted
#The System's Everyday Breakdowns
#Some Unknown System, sobbing: Am I part of your play too?
-Business magnate, poker-faced, secretly ruthless top x minor actor, exceptionally good at acting, actually obsessive and short-tempered with a beautiful mental state bottom
Warnings:
1. In some worlds, the top and bottom like each other but don't end up together. Some worlds have bad endings.
2. The top and bottom hurt each other.
Theme: Who knows, misfortune may turn out to be a blessing.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I also asked Mrs. Sun to announce on Weibo that there will be another fan signing event. It can be seen that Chenchen still likes his lovely fans very much. They were so sad before.
Hey hey hey hey (gearing) Pass by and take a look (shouting loudly) Maybe you like ABO (give me an advance copy for adults) "Beauty O He's Deadly" (Don't give up) Or wear it quickly (crying and pointing fingers) "White Moonlight Rescue Plan" Huh?! Then that, that... (Scratches his head and ears) Don't you like the crematorium too? Qaq (crying in the storm) (takes it out slowly) "Why is the Admiral in love now?"
There is also the group of relatives in my hometown. The ghost king's precious son was bullied by a group of human "ants" and made them unlucky for several years. We can't just let it go!
The belated ending is full of flowers!
I was shocked when I saw the sternocleidomastoid muscle hahahahaha
If this haunted house existed in reality, I would never dare to go there.
Hahahahahaha, the names of cats and dogs are so cute.
I feel like Song Lin is pretty good too.
Laugh to death, let lovers get together, I will kill you all
(Eyes rolled) (eyes full of smiles) (voice charming) I want to read Bai Yueguang Rescue Plan next (poor)