Welcome to the Bandage Detective Agency

Welcome to the Bandage Detective Agency! How can we help you?

You mean people with supernatural abilities?

No, no, we're just ordinary people running an odd-jobs agency.

Huh? A short guy is glowing red?

Well... You think his taste is weird too, don't you?

What? One of our employees has a strange, choppy haircut, and his hands have turned into tiger paws?

He's a boy, you know how it is. He just needs a pair of gloves.

Huh? One of our employees has a coat that's oddly shaped and keeps moving?

That's your imagination. Maybe it's the wind.

What? A male calico cat brought over a supernatural ability business license?

Oh, isn't that the cat from the Armed Detective Agency next door? How did it dig up something so important? I'll take it right back...

P.S.

1. This story is also known as The Years After a Certain Executive Defected and Opened an Odd-Jobs Agency in Yokohama, Pretending to Be Ordinary with His Partner and Student.

2. The Double Black duo are already dating when the story begins (no difference in roles! No difference! I mean it!).

3. Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, with a little Gintama crossover (it only makes a brief appearance, mostly as background).

4. This is an absurd, out-of-character comedy. I have lots of ideas but no writing skills. Please don't flame me if it's not to your taste, and drop the story right away if it makes you uncomfortable.

5. Updates are irregular. I can't promise anything except that I won't abandon the story.

Premise: Being happy is what matters most.