Ahem, that's what this is like.
It's Xiaoqing here. I had originally made plans to cosplay with my two good friends, Xiaoying and A Yin. To be honest, as someone who dies of embarrassment whenever people see me, I really didn't want to go out. But I had no choice, because they're both flaky, so I had to chase them down in person...
No, wait, it's because I love them so much I can't help myself. (Sincerely)
Anyway, after a heated round of noob-on-noob bickering in the group chat, we each cosplayed our own original characters. But, but... I never heard that cosplaying could make you transmigrate!
I thought materialism never taught us anything like that!
Xiaoqing.exe has been shocked for a hundred years.jpg
Also, there's one piece of bad news and one piece of good news.
The bad news is that I'm cosplaying Dazai. Click here to receive a transmigration bundle, except the body doesn't come with a superhuman brain, and even the supernatural ability is missing a leg. It's downright awful and creepy.
The good news is that I can kill myself, skip more than twenty years of detours, and achieve the character's ultimate dream ahead of schedule.
I'm tired. Let's destroy everything.
Note: 1. This story is told from Dazai's perspective in Coser, Can You Really Not Stuff Yourself in the Fridge? [Alice Version] and Coser, Can You Really Not Stuff Yourself in the Fridge? [Ranpo Version], another story by me. It takes place in the same continuity as the other two, with only the perspective differing.
2. This story will cover Dazai's unique experiences and thoughts, without the perspectives of the other two. All other characters' thoughts are what Dazai (Xiaoqing) believes they are, and are subjective. They may not reflect the truth, so judge for yourself.
3. Also, the passerby in this story is Zhang Jiale from The King's Avatar. You can still enjoy the story even if you haven't read The King's Avatar. Just think of Jiale as a nice version of Nakahara Chuuya.
P.S. Updates whenever inspiration strikes, but if I update the other story, I'll probably update this one too. Kisses~
Theme: Let's all play games together peacefully!
Except for you, none of us have updated it. I think it can be renamed Pigeon, but is it true that it can't be stuffed in the refrigerator? (Bushi)
The little green seedlings that have just sprouted, ah oh, once you take a sip, they are gone without taste.
So what's going on? Why did everyone suddenly die?
There will be a mixed doubles match between husband and wife. (Reading tone)
You're done! ——A Yinliu.
Scumbags, can't you see that there are men and women out there?
After imagining it, the author of the original work said this, congratulations, you succeeded in doing the impossible, Osamu Dazai is ooc
When a person is about to die, his words are also deceitful?
Damn, I'm hungry, I want to read the next chapter!