Can’t We Really Stuff a Coser in the Fridge? [Alice Edition]

Ahem, ahem. Here's what happened. I'm Xiaoying.

Not long ago, a friend I write with and I decided to cosplay our original characters together. We were both cosplaying characters from Bungo Stray Dogs. Since we like stirring up trouble, but have a rule against making ourselves the butt of the joke, I went as Alice.

Then I watched the two of them enthusiastically discussing things in the group chat, constantly fanning the flames and squeezing the common folk.

I really was just playing around, but I never imagined there'd be retribution.

Yes, I transmigrated. I was born into the world, and my father doted on me. Only later did I find out he was the famous Mori Ogai. But it was fine. I died soon after :)

I thought that was the end of it, but then I transmigrated again. This time, I saw my two friends.

Hahahahahaha, I knew I wouldn't be the only unlucky one!!!

There's also Coser, Can You Really Not Stuff Them in the Fridge? [Dazai Version], by Xiaoqing next door (look for it under Bai Qiao Wu Shang).

And then there's Coser, Can You Really Not Stuff Them in the Fridge? [Ranpo Version], by A Yin (look for it under Mu Chensi).

P.S. All three stories are set in the same world, but they have different perspectives and explore the characters' different thoughts and feelings. If you want to read about Dazai and Ranpo, check out the stories next door. The same events may be seen differently.

One more thing: Le Le from The King's Avatar will appear, but I haven't added a tag. He won't feature much from my perspective, so I'll leave that to Xiaoqing. Enjoy! This story will update whenever inspiration strikes, but I won't abandon it! I'll also nag the others to update!

Theme: Wanting to beat the game