Adorably adorably adorably adorable ice queen vs. a flirtatious, pure-hearted romance-brained lunatic
Her mom had nagged and coaxed her into going on a blind date.
Yun Xi sat down, face cold. "My requirements: cook, do housework, have children, raise them, and be..."
A pair of long-fingered hands reached across the table, poured her some tea, and gently pushed it toward her. A low, lazy voice said, "Slow down."
Yun Xi paused.
She looked up at the man across from her.
His features were refined and aloof. His thin eyelids lifted slightly as he raised an eyebrow nonchalantly, signaling for her to continue.
Looking at him, Yun Xi silently swallowed the rest of her list: tall, handsome, fit, big butt, and good at having kids.
She picked up the tea, took a small sip, and calmly said, "That's all for now."
The man's voice remained lazy. "Everything but having children is fine. If medical technology advances enough in the future, I can have them, too."
"You'd be okay with being child-free and getting a vasectomy?"
He pushed the menu toward her and replied as casually as if discussing the weather, "Sure."
Yun Xi had things to do and was already desperate to leave, but he had agreed to all her demands. She picked up her bag and stood, dismissively saying, "How about this? You've passed the interview. Can you handle a three-month probation period?"
The man lifted his chin and reached for his phone and car keys on the table. "Want me to give you a ride?"
"...No, I drove."
That evening.
Between one call after another from her mom, Yun Xi remembered the blind date.
She checked WeChat. The chat window was empty.
What a pro.
Maybe next time she went on a blind date, she could try this trick of acting crazy and brushing the other person off.
The next time they met,
Shi Feng calmly set his vasectomy report down in front of her.
Yun Xi: ?
What are you doing?!
Theme: Core socialist values
