The Goofball Top Got the Wrong Rebirth Script

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Wen Yushu was swindled out of his money, his body, and his heart by Lu Qiyan. Losing his marriage wasn't enough: Lu even demanded that he follow the Three Obediences and Four Virtues and uphold his husband's authority.

So he made a wish: Give me a new wife.

When Wen Yushu woke again, he found himself reborn back in the days before he had met Lu Qiyan.

In the eyes of outsiders, Lu Qiyan was handsome, academically brilliant, and a perfect person in every way.

Wen Yushu was heartbroken: It was all a lie!

He had seen Lu Qiyan make him copy the family rules, write self-criticisms, and do all sorts of intimate things exactly the way Lu wanted.

One word summed it up: miserable!

So he decided:

Stay away from Lu Qiyan.

For the sake of his physical and mental health.

But after only a short time enjoying his freedom and comfort, he realized something was wrong.

When Lu Qiyan smiled warmly at other male creatures, his heart gave a painful twinge.

When Lu Qiyan shared the lovingly prepared meal he'd made with someone else, Wen Yushu's vision went dark.

When Lu Qiyan changed his college application choices so he could be with someone else, Wen Yushu... could hold back no longer.

He cornered Lu in a narrow alley, putting on the fierce, regretful tone he'd been working up.

"Lu Qiyan, in life you're a member of the Wen family, and in death you'll be buried in our ancestral grave. The Wen family rules forbid fooling around with others outside. If you don't obey..."

"Or what?"

"Or I'll make you copy the rules for husbands."

Lu Qiyan looked at him and replied coldly, "Not bad. You still remember the rules I made."

Wen Yushu was horrified. Trembling, he asked for confirmation: "You were reborn too?!"

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Blurb:

After going bankrupt, Lu Ziyan went from being the eldest young master of the Lu family to having not a penny to his name. Depressed, he went to a bar, where he accidentally slept with his nemesis!

Everyone knew that the eldest young master of the Qi family, Qi Yanze, was reserved and self-possessed, with ruthless methods, yet had kept himself chaste for the sake of the moonlight in his heart.

He could give up everything for his beloved.

Lu Ziyan thought so too.

But the Qi family was rich, and Qi Yanze was even richer. To pay off his debts, Lu Ziyan took the initiative to approach Qi Yanze and proposed a contract to play the stand-in, with each getting what they wanted.

Lu Ziyan would make money.

Qi Yanze would ease the pain of longing.

The first day as a stand-in.

Lu Ziyan wore a loose white bathrobe. He laid a hand on the sash and undid it in a few quick motions, revealing a strong, toned body.

"You're doing it wrong. He's shy. Take it off again," Qi Yanze commented with a frown.

Lu Ziyan swallowed his anger, put his bathrobe back on, and tremblingly undid the sash. He forced out a tear, then let the robe fall open.

"Take it off again. Remember to call out while you do it."

Lu Ziyan gritted his teeth and pressed between Qi Yanze's legs. His fingers trembled slightly as he bent down and bit the topmost button. His Adam's apple bobbed, and he softly murmured, "Yanze."

Qi Yanze's expression was inscrutable. Finally losing control, he grabbed Lu Ziyan by the shoulder and pressed him down, his voice hoarse. "Keep going."

Afterward, Lu Ziyan held his lower back and exclaimed, Damn!!! This counts as a workplace injury. I need extra pay!

On the day their contract ended and his debts were paid off, Lu Ziyan took his childhood sweetheart to register their marriage, ready to live happily ever after.

But he was stood up outside the marriage registration office.

Just as he was about to leave, a marriage application appeared in front of him. He was about to smile, but then he saw the applicant's name: Qi Yanze.

That familiar voice was as domineering as ever. "This time, I'm buying you for life."

Lu Ziyan was utterly confused. "Didn't your beloved come back?"

Qi Yanze said, "You've always been the moonlight in my heart."

Lu Ziyan: ??? Weren't we nemeses?

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